Turkish Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 People that describe things or people as “like marmite, you love it or hate it” special bonus annoyance m points for people who describe themselves in this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 (edited) When pundits/analysts/presenters feel the need to apologise if there has been a rude word said by a crowd (live football for example) Edited 23 October, 2022 by AlexLaw76 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 23 October, 2022 Share Posted 23 October, 2022 Comparing countries or land areas to the size of Wales. Not much help for people who don't know how big Wales is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 Bond Street station.... Started at £110m, comes in four years late at £680m... Who the fuck organised that shambles? Can the UK not build things properly, on budget, and on time anymore? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 23 hours ago, egg said: Comparing countries or land areas to the size of Wales. Not much help for people who don't know how big Wales is. If you've watched Welcome to Wrexham then there is a fair bit of this going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 48 minutes ago, rallyboy said: Bond Street station.... Started at £110m, comes in four years late at £680m... Who the fuck organised that shambles? Can the UK not build things properly, on budget, and on time anymore? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 56 minutes ago, rallyboy said: Bond Street station.... Started at £110m, comes in four years late at £680m... Who the fuck organised that shambles? Can the UK not build things properly, on budget, and on time anymore? We're too engrossed with following the Health and Safety rules to the letter. I was in Zeebrugge a couple of weeks ago where a hotel was being built. Basically a shell with the walls and floors of concrete in place, four storeys tall, no scaffolding with a couple of blokes adding bits to the roof in their tracksuits and trainers. Not a hard hat, hi-vis or H&S goon in sight. Probably saved them millions on the building costs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 13 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: We're too engrossed with following the Health and Safety rules to the letter. I was in Zeebrugge a couple of weeks ago where a hotel was being built. Basically a shell with the walls and floors of concrete in place, four storeys tall, no scaffolding with a couple of blokes adding bits to the roof in their tracksuits and trainers. Not a hard hat, hi-vis or H&S goon in sight. Probably saved them millions on the building costs.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 24 October, 2022 Share Posted 24 October, 2022 On 23/10/2022 at 12:46, Turkish said: People that describe things or people as “like marmite, you love it or hate it” special bonus annoyance m points for people who describe themselves in this way I love Marmite on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 25 October, 2022 Share Posted 25 October, 2022 The infantilisation of (mainly footballers) names. There are exceptions but Bob or Robert is always Bobby, James or Jim is Jimmy, Tom or Thomas is Tommy, Dan or Daniel is Danny etc etc. These names are fine for anyone under the age of 10 but not grown men. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 October, 2022 Share Posted 27 October, 2022 People who play music or videos loud on their phones when on public transport. No one else wants to hear what shit tick tok video you’re watching 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 October, 2022 Share Posted 27 October, 2022 18 minutes ago, Turkish said: People who play music or videos loud on their phones when on public transport. No one else wants to hear what shit tick tok video you’re watching I'm sensing you now catch the train to get to your new job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixedkebab Posted 27 October, 2022 Share Posted 27 October, 2022 The voiceover on Sky that goes “skaaaaaa sports. Feel it ollll” in a shit thick tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 October, 2022 Share Posted 27 October, 2022 3 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said: I'm sensing you now catch the train to get to your new job? No I’ve been over in cork this week for work, on the flight back 3 young girls in front of me spent the time playing tick tok videos very loudly and whooping about how funny they were. Then when on the shuttle bus to the car park one of a group of blokes in their 30s starting watching some video, no headphones, playing it loudly the whole bus could hear. Why do it? Kids you can understand but grown adults FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 October, 2022 Share Posted 27 October, 2022 1 minute ago, Turkish said: No I’ve been over in cork this week for work, on the flight back 3 young girls in front of me spent the time playing tick tok videos very loudly and whooping about how funny they were. Then when on the shuttle bus to the car park one of a group of blokes in their 30s starting watching some video, no headphones, playing it loudly the whole bus could hear. Why do it? Kids you can understand but grown adults FFS You need to get your work to pay for a private jet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 October, 2022 Share Posted 27 October, 2022 18 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: You need to get your work to pay for a private jet Margins in printer cartridges isn’t what it used to be sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdmickey3 Posted 28 October, 2022 Share Posted 28 October, 2022 19 hours ago, Turkish said: No I’ve been over in cork this week for work, on the flight back 3 young girls in front of me spent the time playing tick tok videos very loudly and whooping about how funny they were. Then when on the shuttle bus to the car park one of a group of blokes in their 30s starting watching some video, no headphones, playing it loudly the whole bus could hear. Why do it? Kids you can understand but grown adults FFS You should have given them 1 of your "lectures" like you do to some on here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 October, 2022 Share Posted 28 October, 2022 (edited) People filming a 'calamity incident' who point the camera at their feet at the critical moment of the film Edited 28 October, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 (edited) Stood in Currys, I wondered what on earth this was... Edited 29 October, 2022 by Manuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 So I checked the label and it all became clear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 It's for ironing clothes whilst they are being worn or on a mannequin. Why does it annoy you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 No it isn't. It's a BRV ELTDI AMND GS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 When you're walking past someone stood still, eg. in a bar or supermarket, they set off into your personal space and you're in each others way. Just wait two seconds for me to walk past you, how hard is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: When you're walking past someone stood still, eg. in a bar or supermarket, they set off into your personal space and you're in each others way. Just wait two seconds for me to walk past you, how hard is it? Just 'accidentally' clatter into them like I I do... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisPY Posted 29 October, 2022 Share Posted 29 October, 2022 People who shop in supermarkets at weekends when they could have gone during the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 October, 2022 Share Posted 31 October, 2022 Pumpkins. Well, the ones left abandoned on the street more specifically. Half the world is starving. People Soggy meets have to visit food banks and the self entitled have so much they can afford to cut up a valuable food source and leave it lying in the street. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 31 October, 2022 Share Posted 31 October, 2022 On 29/10/2022 at 13:08, Manuel said: No it isn't. It's a BRV ELTDI AMND GS. i thought it was a stool for dwarfs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 1 November, 2022 Share Posted 1 November, 2022 Sliders. I thought flip flops were bad enough but these are 100 times worse. Also people that turn up to 5 a side wearing them to the astro before changing into trainers they could have just worn on the way anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 1 November, 2022 Share Posted 1 November, 2022 Temporary traffic lights left up for weeks on end with no hint of a utility worker onsite, causing long tailbacks for no apparent benefit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 1 November, 2022 Share Posted 1 November, 2022 Floorplans in house sales brochures with no room dimensions or sq feet / metres. If someone is spending £200k, £500k, £1m or whatever at least tell them what size it is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 1 November, 2022 Share Posted 1 November, 2022 On 24/10/2022 at 15:32, Weston Super Saint said: We're too engrossed with following the Health and Safety rules to the letter. I was in Zeebrugge a couple of weeks ago where a hotel was being built. Basically a shell with the walls and floors of concrete in place, four storeys tall, no scaffolding with a couple of blokes adding bits to the roof in their tracksuits and trainers. Not a hard hat, hi-vis or H&S goon in sight. Probably saved them millions on the building costs.... Was probably those Pompey lads sitting on the pallets of that flatbed truck in the car park at Oxford in the play off semi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 3 November, 2022 Share Posted 3 November, 2022 https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63497187 Love Bounty bars too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 3 November, 2022 Share Posted 3 November, 2022 people who have a similar profile picture to yours. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 3 November, 2022 Share Posted 3 November, 2022 When you buy a small and relatively cheap appliance either online or in store and you get asked if you want to insure it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 3 November, 2022 Share Posted 3 November, 2022 On 01/11/2022 at 19:57, The Cat said: Sliders. I thought flip flops were bad enough but these are 100 times worse. Also people that turn up to 5 a side wearing them to the astro before changing into trainers they could have just worn on the way anyway. When at the end of the game someone goes to the far goal to pick up their mid game discarded sweatshirt and leaves the other one or two there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 3 November, 2022 Share Posted 3 November, 2022 1 hour ago, skintsaint said: https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63497187 Love Bounty bars too. If 40% of consumers don't like them then 60% do. Don't we live in a democracy ? If you don't like the Bounty bars, save them up and donate them to a local food bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 3 November, 2022 Share Posted 3 November, 2022 3 hours ago, badgerx16 said: If 40% of consumers don't like them then 60% do. Don't we live in a democracy ? If you don't like the Bounty bars, save them up and donate them to a local food bank. Or leave them for the fat dad to have at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 8 November, 2022 Share Posted 8 November, 2022 Halfway through a dump and realising there is not enough, or no toilet roll left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 10 November, 2022 Share Posted 10 November, 2022 Why is the bloke in the Verisure advert arming his alarm from the coffee shop ? Surely he should have done that when he left the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 November, 2022 Share Posted 12 November, 2022 (edited) On 10/11/2022 at 14:11, badgerx16 said: Why is the bloke in the Verisure advert arming his alarm from the coffee shop ? Surely he should have done that when he left the house. ... Edited 12 November, 2022 by buctootim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 16 November, 2022 Share Posted 16 November, 2022 I am due to meet a couple of old school/football team buddies on Saturday. I have know them both for 58 years. One lives in Southend and the other just outside Oxford. Not seen the for a while due to the lockdown etc. I have managed to avoid the dreaded virus all the way through the pandemic but have felt a bit rough this week so took a test this evening - Sod’s law, it is positive 😩 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 16 November, 2022 Share Posted 16 November, 2022 Unlucky. Though I suspect a couple of your fans will be along shortly to highlight the irony of you being positive... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 16 November, 2022 Share Posted 16 November, 2022 Sorry to hear that Soggy. I hope you're back to 100%,or as close as any of us get to that, soon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 November, 2022 Share Posted 17 November, 2022 on the news whenever there is a government related issue how they find some randomers and interview them about their own personal situation and ask them what the government should be doing about it, with the answer always being "it's not fair, i've got (insert random problem) and we need more help" Like the government should have a specific policy because Jean from Basildon has varicose veins and needs a heater on her legs every evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 November, 2022 Author Share Posted 17 November, 2022 4 hours ago, Turkish said: on the news whenever there is a government related issue how they find some randomers and interview them about their own personal situation and ask them what the government should be doing about it, with the answer always being "it's not fair, i've got (insert random problem) and we need more help" Like the government should have a specific policy because Jean from Basildon has varicose veins and needs a heater on her legs every evening. Pisses me off when couples assume Govt needs to sort out their childcare issues as if they have a right to work and have lovely things. Having kids is a sacrifice including making time to look after them 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 18 November, 2022 Share Posted 18 November, 2022 Still the incessant use of 'to be fair'. It's the linguistic equivalent of grey jogging bottoms and cheap trainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 18 November, 2022 Author Share Posted 18 November, 2022 Receiving an email from BA asking if I want to donate my Avios points to charity. They aren’t a tangible thing you twats just you removing a customer loyalty bonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 18 November, 2022 Share Posted 18 November, 2022 Radio presenters that don’t like the truth and feel like they need to apologise for everything 🙄 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 18 November, 2022 Share Posted 18 November, 2022 5 hours ago, cloggy saint said: Still the incessant use of 'to be fair'. It's the linguistic equivalent of grey jogging bottoms and cheap trainers. My daughter's boyfriend uses that phrase a lot...slightly annoying He's otherwise a pretty decent bloke though to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 18 November, 2022 Share Posted 18 November, 2022 Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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