Turkish Posted 12 July, 2022 Share Posted 12 July, 2022 when you join a facebook or whatsapp group and get spammed with 100s of messages a day. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 12 July, 2022 Share Posted 12 July, 2022 Crumbs. No matter how long you spend removing what you believe to be every single crumb from your kitchen work top, there will always be some there when you return 30 seconds later. Annoying little f***ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 July, 2022 Share Posted 12 July, 2022 57 minutes ago, trousers said: Crumbs. No matter how long you spend removing what you believe to be every single crumb from your kitchen work top, there will always be some there when you return 30 seconds later. Annoying little f***ers. It's the Borrowers returning what they don't need. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 13 July, 2022 Share Posted 13 July, 2022 (edited) Live / televised press conferences where you can't hear the questions being asked. Edited 13 July, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 13 July, 2022 Share Posted 13 July, 2022 When upcoming cinema films are advertised on TV and we're told 'in cinemas July 22' rather than 22nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 13 July, 2022 Share Posted 13 July, 2022 35 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: When upcoming cinema films are advertised on TV and we're told 'in cinemas July 22' rather than 22nd. Are you sure it didn't mean July 2022, rather than 22nd July? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 14 July, 2022 Share Posted 14 July, 2022 12 hours ago, Sheaf Saint said: Are you sure it didn't mean July 2022, rather than 22nd July? Yes, it's a recurring theme, 22 was just a random number I picked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 14 July, 2022 Share Posted 14 July, 2022 The expressions Like buses, you wait for ages then two come along at once. Factually incorrect, the average waiting time for buses nationally is c1m It's like marmite you either love it or hate it. nonsense, marmite is okay but i wouldn't chose to have it unless other options were severly limited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 July, 2022 Share Posted 14 July, 2022 People that don't use capitals for proper nouns (e.g. Marmite) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 July, 2022 Share Posted 14 July, 2022 "From the get go" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 14 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 14 July, 2022 Putting a sock on incorrectly and trying to correct but failing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 July, 2022 Share Posted 14 July, 2022 2 hours ago, trousers said: "From the get go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 18 July, 2022 Share Posted 18 July, 2022 This TikTok family. Just wrong! They probably still share the bathwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 18 July, 2022 Share Posted 18 July, 2022 43 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: This TikTok family. Just wrong! They probably still share the bathwater They got promoted to me on Instagram once and I was in such disbelief that I clicked on a few more videos and then suddenly every time I clicked the search function they were there in my face for weeks. Absolute cretins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 18 July, 2022 Share Posted 18 July, 2022 44 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: This TikTok family. Just wrong! They probably still share the bathwater Jesus wept that is horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 July, 2022 Share Posted 18 July, 2022 The knee-jerk banning of all air displays over residential areas because of one rare pilot error incident. #farnboroughairshow #shadowofitsformerself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 18 July, 2022 Share Posted 18 July, 2022 1 hour ago, Turkish said: Jesus wept that is horrific. Suck it up buttercup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 The BBC putting infantile graphics on sports highlights videos. It is something they started with last year's Hundred, and it now seems to be the standard presentation. A case in point https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/62211056 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Schwab Posted 19 July, 2022 Share Posted 19 July, 2022 People who are failing or have failed miserably at something, have absolutely no chance of rectifying the situation and use the term. “but that’s ok” they’re generally complete mince meat and don’t have the minerals to admit they’ve f’ed up. I seem to hear it all the time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 20 July, 2022 Share Posted 20 July, 2022 "low hanging fruit" must have heard that about 8 times on the a one hour call earlier. Just fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 20 July, 2022 Share Posted 20 July, 2022 2 hours ago, Turkish said: "low hanging fruit" must have heard that about 8 times on the a one hour call earlier. Just fuck off. Wouldn’t mind but it’s such an old phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 20 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 20 July, 2022 I’m hearing ‘burning platform’ a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 20 July, 2022 Share Posted 20 July, 2022 Legacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 22 July, 2022 Share Posted 22 July, 2022 bastardising some classics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 22 July, 2022 Share Posted 22 July, 2022 51 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: bastardising some classics I dont get it, why would anyone want to watch that and why would anyone want to record themselves doing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 22 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2022 3 minutes ago, Turkish said: I dont get it, why would anyone want to watch that and why would anyone want to record themselves doing that? Batman likes it so much he feels need to share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 22 July, 2022 Share Posted 22 July, 2022 2 hours ago, Turkish said: I dont get it, why would anyone want to watch that and why would anyone want to record themselves doing that? Are jive bunny on the ones and twos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 22 July, 2022 Share Posted 22 July, 2022 2 hours ago, whelk said: Batman likes it so much he feels need to share Probably a couple of his navy mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 22 July, 2022 Share Posted 22 July, 2022 Corn on the cob. More of it ends up stuck in my teeth than my stomache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 22 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2022 34 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Corn on the cob. More of it ends up stuck in my teeth than my stomache. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNQ8N5cE/?k=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 22 July, 2022 Share Posted 22 July, 2022 4 hours ago, whelk said: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNQ8N5cE/?k=1 When I first saw the thumbnail for that video I thought it was heading in a different direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 23 July, 2022 Share Posted 23 July, 2022 People who post ‘happy birthday’ Facebook posts which are really all bout themselves. E.g. Some woman posting on her own feed, "Happy birthday to my amazing uncle Gary!" Followed by 6 photos of them at her own wedding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2022 Share Posted 23 July, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lighthouse said: People who post ‘happy birthday’ Facebook posts which are really all bout themselves. E.g. Some woman posting on her own feed, "Happy birthday to my amazing uncle Gary!" Followed by 6 photos of them at her own wedding. People who put dozens of pointless hashtags on their Facebook photos, one particular cretinous bitch I’m friends with posted a picture of her feet on a garden table with a G&t on the table with #goodlife #relax #gardenlife #summergoals #g&t etc you’re sitting in your back garden having a drink like millions of other people you utter attention seeking cunt. On that note people who post pictures of their feet at the end of a sunbed by a swimming pool when on holiday, bellend. Edited 23 July, 2022 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 July, 2022 Share Posted 23 July, 2022 (edited) #textbook #bobbydavro Edited 23 July, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 27 July, 2022 Share Posted 27 July, 2022 (edited) Heathrow Airport. Having to pay £5 just to drop off a passenger at the terminal. Rip off. Edited 27 July, 2022 by Manuel Rip off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 27 July, 2022 Author Share Posted 27 July, 2022 45 minutes ago, Manuel said: Heathrow Airport. Having to pay £5 just to drop off a passenger at the terminal. Rip off. Heathrow is quite dysfunctional these days. Used to be my preferred airport but now a nightmare. Long stay car park charges are almost as high as what short stay were a few years back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 27 July, 2022 Share Posted 27 July, 2022 Looking forward to this extension to Southampton Airport if it ever "gets off the ground". You won't get this £5 silliness there. Or if they do, I'll just stay put and watch telly instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 27 July, 2022 Share Posted 27 July, 2022 48 minutes ago, Manuel said: Looking forward to this extension to Southampton Airport if it ever "gets off the ground". You won't get this £5 silliness there. Or if they do, I'll just stay put and watch telly instead. Extension? The runway can't be lengthened but making it wider would make larger aircraft possible. The 'Excess Drop Off fee' there is set at £4 at the moment. https://www.southamptonairport.com/news/media-centre/2022/review-of-drop-off-facilities-at-southampton-airport/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 27 July, 2022 Share Posted 27 July, 2022 Another rip off. I will drop off down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 27 July, 2022 Share Posted 27 July, 2022 1 hour ago, Manuel said: Another rip off. I will drop off down the road. The station car park on the airport side of the tracks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Schwab Posted 30 July, 2022 Share Posted 30 July, 2022 Footballers covering their mouths and talking to other players behind their hands. Like anyone actually gives an f about what they’re saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 30 July, 2022 Share Posted 30 July, 2022 On 05/04/2022 at 19:05, cloggy saint said: Footballers/managers who cover their mouths when talking to each other, like anyone gives a shit what they're saying. 2 hours ago, Klaus Schwab said: Footballers covering their mouths and talking to other players behind their hands. Like anyone actually gives an f about what they’re saying 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 4 August, 2022 Share Posted 4 August, 2022 The Bird's Eye Green Cuisine 'Chicken Dippers' advert where the little girl asks "Why don't we have them, they're really tasty ? Is it because you are afraid of change". Shaming people into buying your product is a BAAAD idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 4 August, 2022 Author Share Posted 4 August, 2022 3 hours ago, badgerx16 said: The Bird's Eye Green Cuisine 'Chicken Dippers' advert where the little girl asks "Why don't we have them, they're really tasty ? Is it because you are afraid of change". Shaming people into buying your product is a BAAAD idea. No Birds Eye it’s not because I am scared of change I just don’t want to be marketed processed shite under the the guise of being healthy and doing your bit for the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 4 August, 2022 Share Posted 4 August, 2022 (edited) Trying to manoeuvre ones "gentleman" through the hole in your boxers to take a piss, which have become twisted, to the point of having to de-bag completely and stand there like a little boy , trousers down, to get the job done. Not too bad at home, a little tricky on the common though. Edited 4 August, 2022 by kyle04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 August, 2022 Share Posted 4 August, 2022 29 minutes ago, kyle04 said: Trying to manoeuvre ones "gentleman" through the hole in your boxers to take a piss, which have become twisted, to the point of having to de-bag completely and stand there like a little boy , trousers down, to get the job done. Not too bad at home, a little tricky on the common though. Wait until you get old and you have to do it in a desperate hurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 5 August, 2022 Share Posted 5 August, 2022 7 hours ago, kyle04 said: Trying to manoeuvre ones "gentleman" through the hole in your boxers to take a piss, which have become twisted, to the point of having to de-bag completely and stand there like a little boy , trousers down, to get the job done. Not too bad at home, a little tricky on the common though. 'tis why I go Commando. Annoying me right now is the Xmas time flight costs from Aus to UK and back, normally pay around $5k....but right now nearer $9k. Another baking hot Xmas beckons 😪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 5 August, 2022 Share Posted 5 August, 2022 7 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: Wait until you get old and you have to do it in a desperate hurry. Or you think you have to then wait forever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 8 August, 2022 Share Posted 8 August, 2022 When you nob is too big it comes out when you try and run Its the reason I don't run anymore.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 August, 2022 Share Posted 8 August, 2022 5 hours ago, skintsaint said: When you nob is too big it comes out when you try and run Its the reason I don't run anymore.. Happens when I’m wearing trousers TBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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