cloggy saint Posted 9 May, 2022 Posted 9 May, 2022 All the chavs and pikeys in my area who have bodged a mega-decibel £60 universal backbox onto their Corsa/Clio/Fiesta. Guess what twats, noise doesn't = power.
badgerx16 Posted 9 May, 2022 Posted 9 May, 2022 (edited) On 09/05/2022 at 14:08, cloggy saint said: All the chavs and pikeys in my area who have bodged a mega-decibel £60 universal backbox onto their Corsa/Clio/Fiesta. Guess what twats, noise doesn't = power. Expand Have they fitted those exhaust boxes that sound like a Vulcan taking off ? We had a Micra driving up and down our road yesterday, it sounded like a broken tank, and you could hear it half a mile away. Edited 9 May, 2022 by badgerx16
Weston Super Saint Posted 15 May, 2022 Posted 15 May, 2022 People who walk / run 'with' the traffic on lanes with no footpath, rather than 'towards' it.
trousers Posted 15 May, 2022 Posted 15 May, 2022 (edited) On 15/05/2022 at 10:55, Weston Super Saint said: People who walk / run 'with' the traffic on lanes with no footpath, rather than 'towards' it. Expand Yep, idiots. (ergo probably Tory voters ) Edited 15 May, 2022 by trousers
skintsaint Posted 20 May, 2022 Posted 20 May, 2022 People who stand and block travellators. Especially in airports after long haul flights...you just been sitting for 15 hours stretch your fookin legs.
badgerx16 Posted 23 May, 2022 Posted 23 May, 2022 Having to "register" for an account on every f***ing website I visit, especially those sites where I have previously not had to do so for the last 10 years. 1
Sheaf Saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 People who don't maintain their privets and leave them to grow so big they take up the entire footpath.
Klaus Schwab Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 (edited) On 23/05/2022 at 17:54, badgerx16 said: Having to "register" for an account on every f***ing website I visit, especially those sites where I have previously not had to do so for the last 10 years. Expand Porn sites have been told to make sure the people that “use” them are 18+ Thats why Yer dirty old git Edited 26 May, 2022 by Klaus Schwab
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 (edited) On 26/05/2022 at 12:12, Klaus Schwab said: Porn sites have been told to make sure the people that “use” them are 18+ Thats why Yer dirty old git Expand It was actually a rant at my local Council's site where I wanted to renew the permit for collection of garden waste. Don't judge others by your standards. Edited 26 May, 2022 by badgerx16
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 12:33, badgerx16 said: It was actually a rant at my local Council's site where I wanted to renew the permit for collection of garden waste. Don't judge others by your standards. Expand On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day?
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 12:46, Whitey Grandad said: On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? Expand Just to annoy you further, our recycling centres stopped 'appointments' early last year.
cloggy saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 13:16, badgerx16 said: Just to annoy you further, our recycling centres stopped 'appointments' early last year. Expand And to really infuriate you, our recycling centre has never had an appointment system.
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 13:16, badgerx16 said: Just to annoy you further, our recycling centres stopped 'appointments' early last year. Expand On 26/05/2022 at 14:04, cloggy saint said: And to really infuriate you, our recycling centre has never had an appointment system. Expand That's not fair!!! It must be something about Hampshire that causes general incompetence.
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 12:33, badgerx16 said: It was actually a rant at my local Council's site where I wanted to renew the permit for collection of garden waste. Don't judge others by your standards. Expand Can we add people who designed, developed and implemented local government websites to the list 1
buctootim Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 12:46, Whitey Grandad said: On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? Expand Turn up anytime you like 9am-6pm seven days a week in Mid Sussex. The staff help you unload too
The Kraken Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 12:46, Whitey Grandad said: On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? Expand I quite like the booking systems as it seems to keep numbers down, but the lack of same day booking gets me. It’s pretty annoying. Saying that, I have never had my vehicle reg checked whenever I have gone to the tip (at least not that I’ve seen them checking). The appointments are available in 30 minute blocks, best to leave it until 15-20 minutes after the start and there’s usually loads of parking spots available.
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 15:07, buctootim said: Turn up anytime you like 9am-6pm seven days a week in Mid Sussex. The staff help you unload too Expand Bastards! Just don't think of coming anywhere near our beautiful Hampshire tips.
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 15:03, Weston Super Saint said: Can we add people who designed, developed and implemented local government websites to the list Expand Absolutely. It's the people managing the network infrastructure and IT security who are wonderful.
whelk Posted 26 May, 2022 Author Posted 26 May, 2022 (edited) Southampton tip no longer have appointments. Also easy experience getting a replacement bottle container from website. ok that isn’t part of Hampshire you grumpy old gits Edited 26 May, 2022 by whelk
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 15:51, badgerx16 said: Absolutely. It's the people managing the network infrastructure and IT security who are wonderful. Expand The developers reckon they could do a much better job if they had the hardware and network fit for the job
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Posted 26 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 19:31, Weston Super Saint said: The developers reckon they could do a much better job if they had the hardware and network fit for the job Expand I started as a developer, but I got better. I always used to tell ours that I could do their job, but they couldn't do mine. 1
trousers Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 17:23, whelk said: Nationwide adverts Expand Local adverts are pretty annoying too
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 As soon as I sit in the garden, someone decides it's time to use power tools in their nearby garden. 1
whelk Posted 29 May, 2022 Author Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 17:28, trousers said: Local adverts are pretty annoying too Expand I used to like Mr Exhaust and Eastleigh Textiles
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 17:31, Holmes_and_Watson said: As soon as I sit in the garden, someone decides it's time to use power tools in their nearby garden. Expand As soon as I sit in the garden she decides it time for me to do another job which cannot wait 1
kyle04 Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 Talking of gardens, I must be the only fucker in my street that dosen't have a dog (usually left to roam in their gardens). So when one starts to bark it sets off the others in a chain, a canine symphony lasting for what seems like several hours.
whelk Posted 29 May, 2022 Author Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 18:22, Turkish said: As soon as I sit in the garden she decides it time for me to do another job which cannot wait Expand Problem being henpecked?
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 19:04, whelk said: Problem being henpecked? Expand Nah I just tell her to do one
Whitey Grandad Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 (edited) On 29/05/2022 at 18:44, kyle04 said: Talking of gardens, I must be the only fucker in my street that dosen't have a dog (usually left to roam in their gardens). So when one starts to bark it sets off the others in a chain, a canine symphony lasting for what seems like several hours. Expand In general I like dogs. I cannot stand yappy dogs. Edited 29 May, 2022 by Whitey Grandad
Lighthouse Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 Cliches in Police dramas, like people who didn’t do it going to great lengths to look as shifty as possible for no apparent reason. Saying things like, "I didn’t kill him… but I wish I had!" Or looking guilty by awkwardly trying to hide some embarrassing but trivial secret the police don’t actually give a crap about. 1
revolution saint Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 21:42, Lighthouse said: Cliches in Police dramas, like people who didn’t do it going to great lengths to look as shifty as possible for no apparent reason. Saying things like, "I didn’t kill him… but I wish I had!" Or looking guilty by awkwardly trying to hide some embarrassing but trivial secret the police don’t actually give a crap about. Expand Don’t forget the maverick alcoholic divorced detective who gets the job done but doesn’t play by the rules consequently upsetting the hierarchy above him. 1
kyle04 Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 22:13, revolution saint said: Don’t forget the maverick alcoholic divorced detective who gets the job done but doesn’t play by the rules consequently upsetting the hierarchy above him. Expand Usually having been given "24 hours" to solve the case by the police chief because the "commissioners bending my ear". 1
kyle04 Posted 29 May, 2022 Posted 29 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 20:35, Whitey Grandad said: In general I like dogs. I cannot stand yappy dogs. Expand They're all yappy , until the rat poison kicks..... oh
skintsaint Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 15:07, buctootim said: The staff help you unload too Expand Saves having to register an account on a porn site i guess. 2
Whitey Grandad Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 22:29, kyle04 said: They're all yappy , until the rat poison kicks..... oh Expand Now there’s a thought. 👹
Sheaf Saint Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 Ties. Seriously, what's the point of them? And how the fook did society end up in a position where they became essential attire in order to look smart?
Lighthouse Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 On 30/05/2022 at 15:37, Sheaf Saint said: Ties. Seriously, what's the point of them? And how the fook did society end up in a position where they became essential attire in order to look smart? Expand I fully agree, ridiculous things. I first started hating them in sixth form, when they were compulsory for only the boys and we’d get told off for undoing our top button when it was 29 degrees with no air con.
The Cat Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 Definitely on board with the dislike of ties. Going to throw parents who hire out posh sports cars for their kids to turn up at their high school prom into the mix. What's that all about?
badgerx16 Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 On 30/05/2022 at 18:51, The Cat said: Definitely on board with the dislike of ties. Going to throw parents who hire out posh sports cars for their kids to turn up at their high school prom into the mix. What's that all about? Expand Why do we have to import everything from the bloody USofA ? When did this bollox start ?
The Cat Posted 30 May, 2022 Posted 30 May, 2022 On 30/05/2022 at 19:53, badgerx16 said: Why do we have to import everything from the bloody USofA ? When did this bollox start ? Expand I'm going to say within the last 10 years but it's ramped up in the last 5. My son has his soon, and while he's not fussed about it there are girls in his year whose parents are buying them £400 dresses and hiring sports cars or limos. It's very bizarre.
Crab Lungs Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 When your ex turns up after nearly 10 years, professes their undying love and…. Leaves again 2 months later. 🤣 🤨
The Cat Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 06:36, Crab Lungs said: When your ex turns up after nearly 10 years, professes their undying love and…. Leaves again 2 months later. 🤣 🤨 Expand This is the little things that annoy you thread? That should go in a medium to large things that annoy you thread unless you're ex was quite small, in which case the little part of this refers to her height and not how annoying it actually was?
whelk Posted 31 May, 2022 Author Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 07:11, The Cat said: This is the little things that annoy you thread? That should go in a medium to large things that annoy you thread unless you're ex was quite small, in which case the little part of this refers to her height and not how annoying it actually was? Expand Good point! Been a while since I have had to remind SOG not to put Nazi rapists in this thread
Crab Lungs Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 07:11, The Cat said: This is the little things that annoy you thread? That should go in a medium to large things that annoy you thread unless you're ex was quite small, in which case the little part of this refers to her height and not how annoying it actually was? Expand You’re probably right, but time has passed and it’s only a minor annoyance. she was quite small tho, tbf.
Turkish Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 08:01, Crab Lungs said: You’re probably right, but time has passed and it’s only a minor annoyance. she was quite small tho, tbf. Expand Maybe it’s a small thing you’ve got that annoys her?
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 09:00, Turkish said: Camping - it’s shit isn’t it Expand In the UK maybe it is. Down by the Mediterranean it can be very pleasant.
The Cat Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 09:00, Turkish said: Camping - it’s shit isn’t it Expand I quite like it if it doesn't rain and there's a festival involved. 1
Turkish Posted 31 May, 2022 Posted 31 May, 2022 On 31/05/2022 at 11:48, Whitey Grandad said: In the UK maybe it is. Down by the Mediterranean it can be very pleasant. Expand I’m not sure what actual definition of insanity is but leaving your comfortable, nice house to pay to live in a wet field under a sheet for a week must be close to it
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