Window Cleaner Posted 9 May, 2020 Share Posted 9 May, 2020 If I recall a CPD seminar from about 10 years ago correctly, there is no legislated minimum, but a BS code of practice recommends 4% for car parks with more than 50 spaces. I could be wrong, things may have changed, and it was rather a long time ago. Sent from my SM-J330FN using Tapatalk Have you got the pink mums and kids spaces in the UK yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 May, 2020 Share Posted 9 May, 2020 Have you got the pink mums and kids spaces in the UK yet ? There are parent and child spaces. I don't believe they are gender specific though, and they aren't pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 9 May, 2020 Author Share Posted 9 May, 2020 And Wales. Clearly the English deaf people have to fend for themselves. They could at least make the signers fit. They always seem to be women. Wales and Scotland clearly very insecure and thrive in making any little distinction from what England do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 9 May, 2020 Share Posted 9 May, 2020 They could at least make the signers fit. They always seem to be women. Wales and Scotland clearly very insecure and thrive in making any little distinction from what England do. Or don’t do, as in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 May, 2020 Share Posted 9 May, 2020 And Wales. Clearly the English deaf people have to fend for themselves.Hardly. It's on the online live stream so not hard to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 9 May, 2020 Share Posted 9 May, 2020 That doesn’t alter my point does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 9 May, 2020 Author Share Posted 9 May, 2020 What if one of these signers get sick? That’s one too many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 9 May, 2020 Share Posted 9 May, 2020 They don't communicate using subtitles in their everyday life, they use sign language. So why the issue with it being used for important news? Cost. It costs money to employ someone to stand there and sign, whereas the computer that tranlates text to speech for the subtitles doesn't need to be paid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 10 May, 2020 Share Posted 10 May, 2020 A small amount of people using the clipped version of covid; cov-id instead of the co-vid that the rest of the country uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 May, 2020 Share Posted 10 May, 2020 A small amount of people using the clipped version of covid; cov-id instead of the co-vid that the rest of the country uses. Officially it’s called COVID-19 https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/technical-guidance/naming-the-coronavirus-disease-(covid-2019)-and-the-virus-that-causes-it#:~:text=ICTV%20announced%20“severe%20acute,on%2011%20February%202020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 May, 2020 Share Posted 10 May, 2020 A small amount of people using the clipped version of covid; cov-id instead of the co-vid that the rest of the country uses. It's short for Corona virus disease 19 so technically it should be written CoViD-19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 11 May, 2020 Share Posted 11 May, 2020 Pretty much all TV adverts especially currently. How they all care for our wellbeing is truly sickening, Nationwide one of the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 11 May, 2020 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2020 Politicians telling people their questions are excellent. And mentioning their names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 11 May, 2020 Share Posted 11 May, 2020 Politicians telling people their questions are excellent. And mentioning their names That's a very good point whelk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 11 May, 2020 Share Posted 11 May, 2020 Pretty much all TV adverts especially currently. How they all care for our wellbeing is truly sickening, Nationwide one of the worst. I would do time for those ****s in the photo booth talking about sunrises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 11 May, 2020 Share Posted 11 May, 2020 I would do time for those ****s in the photo booth talking about sunrises. I'll be in the next cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 11 May, 2020 Share Posted 11 May, 2020 Nicola Sturgeon who tries to say "Scotland", and "Scottish peepil " as often as she can in any interview. Matched only by her constant repetition of the phrase "right now". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 May, 2020 Share Posted 12 May, 2020 Politicians telling people their questions are excellent. And mentioning their names And then proceeding not to answer the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 12 May, 2020 Share Posted 12 May, 2020 Politicians telling people their questions are excellent. And mentioning their names I think it's a US thing. Every presentation now seems to include a Q&A with questions pre-set and handed to the audience, then when they ask the question given to them, the speaker can say "hey, that's a great question, Dave". It doesn't encourage me to ask real questions, not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 May, 2020 Share Posted 12 May, 2020 ..... "hey, that's a great question, Dave". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 12 May, 2020 Share Posted 12 May, 2020 Having people's names in your phone contact list and not being able to remember wtf they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 13 May, 2020 Share Posted 13 May, 2020 The muppets who have ventured out onto the roads today who have apparently forgotten how to drive over the past 6 weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 25 May, 2020 Author Share Posted 25 May, 2020 Journalists that ask questions and ensure any edit on tv news includes showing them asking the question Just seem two Laura K questions. The vanity of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 26 May, 2020 Share Posted 26 May, 2020 People who prefix everything with “super” as in super excited, super happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 26 May, 2020 Author Share Posted 26 May, 2020 People who prefix everything with “super” as in super excited, super happy. Hey you are getting the hang of this SOG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 26 May, 2020 Share Posted 26 May, 2020 People who prefix everything with “super” as in super excited, super happy. Here's what you could have won... Super, smashing, great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 26 May, 2020 Share Posted 26 May, 2020 Hey you are getting the hang of this SOG. Yeah Whelk. It’s only taken me 14 years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 19 June, 2020 Share Posted 19 June, 2020 South Today not being in HD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 20 June, 2020 Share Posted 20 June, 2020 19 hours ago, Saint Billy said: South Today not being in HD. Really!?!!!! My flabber has never been this ghasted. That's criminal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 22 June, 2020 Author Share Posted 22 June, 2020 People clearly masturbating and not fully focused when on a Teams meeting.at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 22 June, 2020 Author Share Posted 22 June, 2020 (edited) Back to back weather reports south then national Edited 22 June, 2020 by whelk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 22 June, 2020 Share Posted 22 June, 2020 People on BBC ironically saying 'other (generic description) are available' after someone say's a brand name. It stopped being clever the second time someone said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 22 June, 2020 Share Posted 22 June, 2020 Insistence that everything is either accessed by or controlled with an App. Life should not revolve around a phone ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 27 June, 2020 Author Share Posted 27 June, 2020 Adverts have gone to a new level since COVID but fck me Dove - ‘share your video of Dads care to help inspire Dads everywhere’ err no please fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 27 June, 2020 Share Posted 27 June, 2020 Anyone not understanding how roundabouts work, and then abusing you when you’re right. Anyone joining a motorway etc and not adjusting their speed to join.....just maintaining speed and expecting people to change lanes for them. Anyone who doesn’t thank or acknowledge it when you stop to let their car through when it’s not their right of way. So, basically car stuff.....apart from people urinating hard against a urinal and causing spray to go everywhere, especially my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 27 June, 2020 Share Posted 27 June, 2020 2 hours ago, LeBizzier69 said: Anyone not understanding how roundabouts work, and then abusing you when you’re right. Anyone joining a motorway etc and not adjusting their speed to join.....just maintaining speed and expecting people to change lanes for them. Anyone who doesn’t thank or acknowledge it when you stop to let their car through when it’s not their right of way. So, basically car stuff.....apart from people urinating hard against a urinal and causing spray to go everywhere, especially my hands. When it's your right of way and someone gets all arsey because you don't immediately thank them for something they are legally required to do that's also annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 27 June, 2020 Share Posted 27 June, 2020 Tandems proper husband and wife wiredos that almost definitely don’t want kids and have the worlds most structured lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 June, 2020 Share Posted 28 June, 2020 People decking their garden out like a festival and sitting it watching old Glastonbury highlights on TV. I've seen photos of people who have made special lanyards, or built mini pyramid stages and put their TV inside them. There would definitely be cross over between these people and those who wear half and half scarves in a Venn diagram. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 28 June, 2020 Share Posted 28 June, 2020 3 minutes ago, The Cat said: People decking their garden out like a festival and sitting it watching old Glastonbury highlights on TV. I've seen photos of people who have made special lanyards, or built mini pyramid stages and put their TV inside them. There would definitely be cross over between these people and those who wear half and half scarves in a Venn diagram. A distant relative of mine has been putting up "festival" food he's been making with his wife in the garden with a camping gas cooker all weekend. Loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 June, 2020 Share Posted 28 June, 2020 12 minutes ago, hypochondriac said: A distant relative of mine has been putting up "festival" food he's been making with his wife in the garden with a camping gas cooker all weekend. Loser. People are weird. I love festivals and go to a few every year. I'm gutted they are all cancelled but there's no need for this sort of carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 28 June, 2020 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2020 1 minute ago, The Cat said: People are weird. I love festivals and go to a few every year. I'm gutted they are all cancelled but there's no need for this sort of carry on. You might find the substitute better than the real thing. Give it a go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 28 June, 2020 Share Posted 28 June, 2020 20 minutes ago, whelk said: You might find the substitute better than the real thing. Give it a go! Each to their own but I don't see why anyone needs to see your homemade falafel all over social media that took you three times as long on the gas cooker in the back garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 June, 2020 Share Posted 28 June, 2020 37 minutes ago, whelk said: You might find the substitute better than the real thing. Give it a go! Maybe I could recreate other music experiences too. Going to the Joiners could be done by spreading a load of golden syrup on the carpet to make it all sticky, pissing all over the floor in my bathroom and getting a few people to hang around smoking outside the front door. If it was the guildhall I'd need to spend half the gig waiting by the fridge to get a crap beer and pull the wire out of one speaker to recreate the terrible sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 28 June, 2020 Author Share Posted 28 June, 2020 My water bill should be going down since we’ve all started pissing on the fence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 June, 2020 Share Posted 30 June, 2020 That Fairy advert with ‘baby Theo’. That woman just seems so smug about the fact that she doesn’t feed her baby non-bio detergent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 June, 2020 Share Posted 30 June, 2020 1 minute ago, Lighthouse said: That Fairy advert with ‘baby Theo’. That woman just seems so smug about the fact that she doesn’t feed her baby non-bio detergent. Is that the click clack one? According to my wife she's some reality TV "personality." I've never heard of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 June, 2020 Share Posted 30 June, 2020 2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said: Is that the click clack one? According to my wife she's some reality TV "personality." I've never heard of her. Yes to the first, no idea to the second but it would make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portugalsaint Posted 2 July, 2020 Share Posted 2 July, 2020 Klopps teeth Klopps Whiter than white teeth klopps smile Dog muck and it’s smell Dogs that bark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 3 July, 2020 Author Share Posted 3 July, 2020 17 hours ago, Portugalsaint said: Klopps teeth Klopps Whiter than white teeth klopps smile Dog muck and it’s smell Dogs that bark Might want to see someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 July, 2020 Share Posted 3 July, 2020 38 minutes ago, whelk said: Might want to see someone? Klopp? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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