stknowle Posted 11 November, 2019 Share Posted 11 November, 2019 People who say "myself" instead of "I" or "me". People who say haitch (yes, it does need repeating). Expensive earphones with small rubber parts that fall off, rendering the whole thing unusable. Fat people who do ridiculously ineffective things to look better, instead of the obvious exercising several times a week or eating sensibly (eg women with fake nails and stupid eyelashes, fat men in designer clothes) People who aren't cockney, but think it adds something to their character if they use dated cockney rhyming slang. Agree with all that except the last bit which is utter pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 16 November, 2019 Share Posted 16 November, 2019 By all means use your position to go on tv to proclaim your innocence over having sex with young girls. But please don’t expect people to believe you when you hang out with a pedophile know for procuring young girls for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 16 November, 2019 Author Share Posted 16 November, 2019 Yeah cos this is exactly what this thread is about. You know what I find annoying is those pesky peadophiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 17 November, 2019 Share Posted 17 November, 2019 Animal rights activists who berate blind people for having guide dogs. There was one on TV saying that we should not have any working dogs, including sniffer dogs, rescue dogs, police dogs, sheep dogs, etc, as the dogs do not 'consent' to working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 17 November, 2019 Share Posted 17 November, 2019 Fido, do you want to be a guide dog? “Woof” Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 17 November, 2019 Share Posted 17 November, 2019 They should at least get minimum wage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 November, 2019 Share Posted 17 November, 2019 Updates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 17 November, 2019 Share Posted 17 November, 2019 Updates Why? What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 November, 2019 Share Posted 17 November, 2019 Why? What happened? Program updates mainly. Ever time I open a program have to wait while it updates and then I have to enter my login details all over again. Sometimes it's just change for the sake of change because some teenager thinks it's looking 'tired'. Fix the bugs, don't introduce new features that don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 20 November, 2019 Share Posted 20 November, 2019 That I can't seem to buy guacamole from a shop without them putting extra sh*t in it, garlic or cream etc. Cream should be nowhere near it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 20 November, 2019 Share Posted 20 November, 2019 That I can't seem to buy guacamole from a shop without them putting extra sh*t in it, garlic or cream etc. Cream should be nowhere near it! It takes a few minutes to make guacamole, why are you buying it? So much better fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 28 November, 2019 Share Posted 28 November, 2019 A friend of mine posted a picture of their Christmas tree on Facebook this week. It was fully decorated and had presents underneath it. It is still November FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 3 December, 2019 Share Posted 3 December, 2019 When your bank/utility provider/debt collector phones you up, but then spend the next 5 minutes with "security questions" to confirm you are the person they called. Questions like "and you the only King Rameses III at your home?" Yeah, obviously. If you don't believe you got the right number, then maybe don't call me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 3 December, 2019 Share Posted 3 December, 2019 People who get paint all over light switches or sockets. The same goes for those who tile round them leaving them semi-hidden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 January, 2020 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2020 Sky Sports transfer countdown clock to the hundredth of a second. Talksport calling days ‘Gameday’ incessantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 People who don’t believe in god/Jesus but celebrate Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 People who don’t believe in god/Jesus but celebrate Christmas People who miss the capitalisation of God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 And the love he dishes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 People who try to bring God or Jesus into Christmas celebrations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 People who don’t believe in god/Jesus but celebrate Christmas Happy holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 Cafe's whose breakfast ingredients include "tomato" but when the breakfast comes, has only half a tomato. Half a tomato is not a tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 McDonald’s straws, seriously useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 Cafe's whose breakfast ingredients include "tomato" but when the breakfast comes, has only half a tomato. Half a tomato is not a tomato. Half a tomato is still deadly poisonous. I avoid them whenever possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 2 January, 2020 Author Share Posted 2 January, 2020 Cafe's whose breakfast ingredients include "tomato" but when the breakfast comes, has only half a tomato. Half a tomato is not a tomato. Is it just cafes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 2 January, 2020 Share Posted 2 January, 2020 I'll answer on their behalf. No. it's completely unjust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 14 January, 2020 Share Posted 14 January, 2020 I find these things quite hazardous. There should be a sign warning people of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 14 January, 2020 Share Posted 14 January, 2020 Half a tomato is still deadly poisonous. I avoid them whenever possible. A friend of mine’s young daughter often says, “never trust a tomato.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 14 January, 2020 Share Posted 14 January, 2020 People who call winkers "indicators". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 15 January, 2020 Share Posted 15 January, 2020 McDonald’s straws, seriously useless Easy solution, drink out of the cup like you do in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 15 January, 2020 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2020 Sh1t dried out clementines misleadingly being bright orange. And pips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 15 January, 2020 Share Posted 15 January, 2020 Easy solution, drink out of the cup like you do in the pub. Not a good idea for 5 year olds in the car though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 Talcum Powder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 5 year olds drinking in cars rather than waiting for the next stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 (edited) Idiots that pull up in their cars in the dark on the opposite side of the road without switching off their headlights thus blinding oncoming traffic. Cretins. Edited 16 January, 2020 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 Hoover on/off buttons that take about 7 presses to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 People that have a pop at people that call their vaccuum cleaner a 'hoover' even if it isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 People that have a pop at people that have a pop at people that call their vaccuum cleaner a 'hoover' even if it isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 16 January, 2020 Share Posted 16 January, 2020 People who call winkers "indicators". Annoying indicators whose car exhausts are louder than a Boeing 747 taking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 Gao is the majority owner of SFC, Goa is in India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 What on earth is he doing in India? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 What on earth is he doing in India? Dunno. But I ain't going to Goa to find out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 Anything that comes welded in a hard plastic packaging, requiring you to turn to a power tool just to get the bloody thing out. Any company with the word "solutions" in its name. Anyone you know who, because they love dogs, think its acceptable to let theirs slobber all over you. Anyone who thought Baldrick was the funniest character in Blackadder. Anyone who describes themselves as a "musician", but quite clearly is just a layabout who can't be arsed to get a proper job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 (edited) Wrong thread. Edited 21 January, 2020 by Shroppie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 People who post on the wrong threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 January, 2020 Share Posted 21 January, 2020 Redmond!!!! Cracking goal! COYR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 26 January, 2020 Share Posted 26 January, 2020 People that make up nicknames for players...."Redders", "Bertie" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 26 January, 2020 Share Posted 26 January, 2020 Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 26 January, 2020 Share Posted 26 January, 2020 People that make up nicknames for players...."Redders", "Bertie" etc. I can't help calling Bertie Bertie. He just looks like a Bertie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 January, 2020 Share Posted 26 January, 2020 I can't help calling Bertie Bertie. He just looks like a Bertie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 30 January, 2020 Share Posted 30 January, 2020 Mrs Browns Boys winning best comedy at the NTS awards this week. Better than Fleabag? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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