The small things in life that annoy you

[trousers]

#peoplethatgetannoyedbyhashtags

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[whelk]

3 hours ago, trousers said:

#peoplethatgetannoyedbyhashtags

😁

People who say ‘slash’ when referring to an oblique. People who also say ‘hashtag’

it is not the slash itself but example could be  “I might catch a cab slash Uber”

Edited 19 December, 2024 by whelk

[Whitey Grandad]

6 hours ago, whelk said:

People who say ‘slash’ when referring to an oblique. People who also say ‘hashtag’

it is not the slash itself but example could be  “I might catch a cab slash Uber”

Yeah. Solidus is the correct word I believe. Or instead of a slash they could have a stroke instead.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Yeah. Solidus is the correct word I believe. Or instead of a slash they could have a stroke instead.

I think cab drivers put up with enough without people having a slash or stroking anything off in the back.

 

[badgerx16]

Imagine having a Slash in the back of a taxi

Edited 19 December, 2024 by badgerx16

[badgerx16]

Walking into a shop this morning my wife said "All the Christmas stuff will be off the shelves*, to which I jokingly replied "And the Easter stuff will be in".

3 minutes later we see this

 

[trousers]

The plethora of "and now shops are selling Easter stuff" comments at this time of year.... almost as annoying as the tiresome "they're selling christmas stuff...disgraceful!" comments at the end of summer. 

Edited 31 December, 2024 by trousers

[egg]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

The plethora of "and now shops are selling Easter stuff" comments at this time of year.... almost as annoying as the tiresome "they're selling christmas stuff...disgraceful!" comments at the end of summer. 

I like getting a creme egg months ahead of schedule. 

[badgerx16]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

The plethora of "and now shops are selling Easter stuff" comments at this time of year.... almost as annoying as the tiresome "they're selling christmas stuff...disgraceful!" comments at the end of summer. 

They could at least wait to sell Easter 2025 stuff until 2024 is over.

 

[hypochondriac]

When you buy discounted stuff from the supermarket and the little stickers are almost impossible to scan so it takes forever. 

[trousers]

12 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

They could at least wait to sell Easter 2025 stuff until 2024 is over.

 

I'm very tempted to go into MLG mode, but I'll refrain...

[whelk]

When family members go early on the ‘I’ve indulged enough so now time to go healthy’. Leaving me, who cannot bear any food wastage, to eat all the unhealthy stuff. I’ve tried to find out if mince pies with clotted cream for breakfast has any nutritional benefit

[Turkish]

21 minutes ago, whelk said:

When family members go early on the ‘I’ve indulged enough so now time to go healthy’. Leaving me, who cannot bear any food wastage, to eat all the unhealthy stuff. I’ve tried to find out if mince pies with clotted cream for breakfast has any nutritional benefit

"Only one more day to get through i can stop drinking." WTF? cock.

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, trousers said:

I'm very tempted to go into MLG mode, but I'll refrain...

Very wise.

[Weston Super Saint]

3 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

Walking into a shop this morning my wife said "All the Christmas stuff will be off the shelves*, to which I jokingly replied "And the Easter stuff will be in".

3 minutes later we see this

 

Enjoy your smarties egg  

[Holmes_and_Watson]

6 hours ago, whelk said:

When family members go early on the ‘I’ve indulged enough so now time to go healthy’. Leaving me, who cannot bear any food wastage, to eat all the unhealthy stuff. I’ve tried to find out if mince pies with clotted cream for breakfast has any nutritional benefit

Only in packs of 6. 🙂

[Lighthouse]

8 hours ago, hypochondriac said:

When you buy discounted stuff from the supermarket and the little stickers are almost impossible to scan so it takes forever. 

I think my diet these days is basically anything with a Club card discount. Green beans and a family sized carrot cake? Sure, why not!

[hypochondriac]

6 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

I think my diet these days is basically anything with a Club card discount. Green beans and a family sized carrot cake? Sure, why not!

When did supermarkets switch their business model? It seems only a couple of years ago they started removing all discounts from stores and sticking them behind the walls of their loyalty cards. 

[Saint Billy]

The amount of infantile gameshows on TV coupled with antique based mindless claptrap. Do people really want this shit dominating their viewing choice.

[Winnersaint]

Twats who drive the wrong way round supermarket car parks

[whelk]

UK media’s obsession with USA”s weather

[Lighthouse]

The teeth on packets of cling film.

[trousers]

On 06/01/2025 at 21:19, Lighthouse said:

The teeth on packets of cling film.

I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....!

[trousers]

Halfwits on Facebook declaring "don't accept any friends requests from me, I've been hacked". No. Your account's been cloned, not hacked. Significant difference. 

[tdmickey3]

32 minutes ago, trousers said:

I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....!

Rich mans foil that is 🤑

[whelk]

1 hour ago, trousers said:

I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....!

I bet you are one of those flash people with an indoor toilet?

[Whitey Grandad]

6 hours ago, whelk said:

I bet you are one of those flash people with an indoor toilet?

You mean he pisses in the corner of his living room?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

9 hours ago, trousers said:

I used to have this problem with supermarket brand cling film... switched to Bacofoil brand and.... oh boy... absolute game changer....!

Wow. Do you type your own posts, or simply dictate them to a servant? Brand cling film. I never thought I'd see the day I shared html in such company.

Right. I've egged that more than egg visiting an egg factory on Scrambled Eggs for the World Day. When my actual response was to mentally file it away for a future shopping trip. 🙂

1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said:

You mean he pisses in the corner of his living room?

H&W: Well, that's where the hole is.
Whitey: A hole?! We used to dream of having a hole to take the stench out the room!
H&W: A room?!... followed by similar hijinks.