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The f***ing inordinate amount of time it takes for some minion and/or shite computer software to display a page in a document on the screen in the Covid enquiry. Jesus Christ. 

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whelk

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May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

The Kraken

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  On 01/12/2023 at 12:47, whelk said:

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

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The queues for the food stand in there are absolutely incredible 🤣

Tamesaint

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  On 01/12/2023 at 12:47, whelk said:

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

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Do you work for Costa? 

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  On 01/12/2023 at 12:47, whelk said:

May have posted this before but fat fuckers waddling around Costco. Even worse are the ones that start eating before they reach their car. Horrible place when busy but Friday morning?  Why is no cunt working?

 

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The "work from home" crowd seem to think Friday is the new Saturday and flock to Costco for the samples, shit food and fuel. 

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Journaling. Anyone do this? Fuck me, all these people saying how great it is to journal every day. Basically spending time each morning writing down how great your life is to make you feel better about yourself. Self indulgent clap trap.

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revolution saint

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  On 07/12/2023 at 09:42, Turkish said:

Journaling. Anyone do this? Fuck me, all these people saying how great it is to journal every day. Basically spending time each morning writing down how great your life is to make you feel better about yourself. Self indulgent clap trap.

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Tell that to Anne Frank

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Turkish

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  On 07/12/2023 at 11:33, revolution saint said:

Tell that to Anne Frank

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You mean the diary of Anne Frank. That’s part of the points, it’s a diary. It’s been done for centuries. It’s not some amazing new thing that has suddenly been invented by life coaches to charge you a fortune to make your crap life wonderful  

 

whelk

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  On 07/12/2023 at 09:42, Turkish said:

Journaling. Anyone do this? Fuck me, all these people saying how great it is to journal every day. Basically spending time each morning writing down how great your life is to make you feel better about yourself. Self indulgent clap trap.

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I read back my Saintsweb posts each day and then repeat my mantra ‘whelk you clever bastard you can conquer all’  Helps me

Weston Super Saint

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I rated my Evri driver (very good, because he is and has been doing it for years), but the website popped up a message informing me that my feedback was being submitted for consideration!

I assume the 'consideration' is that anything bad won't make the grade!  Pointless.

trousers

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'Celebrities' on House of Games who explain away their ineptitude by declaring they're "not competitive"... well, don't f**king go on a quiz show then, you f**king idoitic twats.

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  On 07/12/2023 at 18:06, trousers said:

'Celebrities' on House of Games who explain away their ineptitude by declaring they're "not competitive"... well, don't f**king go on a quiz show then, you f**king idoitic twats.

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You know it is light hearted fun entertainment?

whelk

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  On 07/12/2023 at 18:43, andypen said:

I admit to watching this on occasion, each time in a state of complete and utter bafflement.

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I normally watch it just for Victoria Coren’s tits. Magnificent things 

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Turkish

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  On 07/12/2023 at 19:27, whelk said:

I normally watch it just for Victoria Coren’s tits. Magnificent things 

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There is something about the name Victoria 

Vicky = council estate slapper

victoria = posh filth

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Stripey McStripe Shirt

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People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

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  On 11/12/2023 at 08:34, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

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You keep your Christmas cards up for a month? Feck me I'm a miserable bell-end apparently. 

Whitey Grandad

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  On 11/12/2023 at 08:34, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

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Also those who feel that they have to write a report about everything they’ve done and everywhere they’ve gone over the past year. 
 

Who gives a toss?

Stripey McStripe Shirt

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  On 11/12/2023 at 09:10, farawaysaint said:

You keep your Christmas cards up for a month? Feck me I'm a miserable bell-end apparently. 

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A month is probably a slight exaggeration, but it's not that uncommon to get some cards early December. And I'd assumed it was fairly standard practice to leave them up til at least new year.

Don't feel bad about being a miserable bell-end. Perhaps I'm just overly jolly.

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  On 11/12/2023 at 09:32, Whitey Grandad said:

Also those who feel that they have to write a report about everything they’ve done and everywhere they’ve gone over the past year. 
 

Who gives a toss?

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Some people have  weird priorities in what they consider to be "news". We get a letter each year from acquaintances which follows the same format. The 2 kids write their bit, he writes his bit and then the wife writes hers. A few years ago we learnt all about the dog's skin condition, the new tent that they had bought and the kid's swimming lessons before gettng to "Tina's bit " where she informed us that she had  been  diagnosed with breast cancer and was undergoing extensive chemo - a little more important than Goldie's flea problem!! 

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  On 11/12/2023 at 08:34, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

People who send personalised Christmas cards with pictures of themselves/family on.

Just had one which had 6 different photos. One of the couple that sent it, and 5 of their daughter (and son in law). I don't mind putting a Christmas card on my window sill/mantle piece but what the fuck makes people think I want to look at a picture of them for a month?

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When friends of mine got married they sent the guests BIG framed portrait photos of themselves taken on the big day, presumably expecting people to actually display them in their houses. Fuck me. :mcinnes:

trousers

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Thieving ****s that take a minus offer on The Chase after getting £7k in their cash builder then romp home with 3 to spare versus the chaser. Utter despicable lowlife ****s. 

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badgerx16

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Americans using "a bunch" to represent a quantity of anything/everything; my wife is currently watching a baking program on which somebody has added '"a bunch" of sugar to their cake mix.

badgerx16

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News items referring to actors by referencing one item in their list of appearances; Generally their career is reduced to "The. Harry Potter actor" or "The Game of Thrones star", particularly the latter when it is somebody who was seen in one episode.

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When did it become okay to drive a shopping trolley around town?

As they chose to go shopping it can't have been a surprise to discover they had shit to carry home - take a bag you lazy fuckers, and stop dumping trolleys everywhere.

No wonder some of them don't drive well, they've done the housing estate Dakar.

 

whelk

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  On 19/12/2023 at 13:28, rallyboy said:

When did it become okay to drive a shopping trolley around town?

As they chose to go shopping it can't have been a surprise to discover they had shit to carry home - take a bag you lazy fuckers, and stop dumping trolleys everywhere.

No wonder some of them don't drive well, they've done the housing estate Dakar.

 

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As bad are the lazy fuckers who leave their trolley in a parking bay.

trousers

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When politicians trot out the hackneyed line: "When I talk to people on the doorstep..."

Translation: "I'm just about to make something up whilst pretending it came from one of my constituents"

Twats.

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