Singles/lonely ads

[Master Bates]

Young looking man, damaged goods, looking for single female with great personality and sense of humour, who's willing to take things slowly whilst I get used to being touched by them (being touched as in arms etc) without freaking out, and not expect sex for possibly a month or 2.

 

Seriously though, I've been rejected for the counselling that would have helped me out and now left floating about with no future so looking for alternatives. If anyone knows anyone who can help......

 

[Jonnyboy]

Young looking man, damaged goods, looking for single female with great personality and sense of humour, who's willing to take things slowly whilst I get used to being touched by them (being touched as in arms etc) without freaking out, and not expect sex for possibly a month or 2.

 

Seriously though, I've been rejected for the counselling that would have helped me out and now left floating about with no future so looking for alternatives. If anyone knows anyone who can help......

 

 

Friendly tip: you might want to change your avatar?

[Lighthouse]

Friendly tip: you might want to change your avatar?

 

Or at least not actually do that as an opening line.

 

Seriously though, MB good luck. As a 30 something bloke with hairy tits I can't really help but there's someone out there for you.

[scotty]

Sign up for mumsnet.

 

Job done.

[Turkish]

Word is Turnstile A is a the preferred location for romantic football forum rendezvous.

[Raging Bull]

Friendly tip: you might want to change your avatar?

 

Calm down JB we’ve got a whole summer of n0b jockerie ahead of us with countless doom and gloom posters with too much time on their hands spouting turgid drivel. MB’s avatar will be 1 of the only up sides!