SuperSAINT Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 (edited) Adam Blackmore reports: @AdamBlackmore: The #saintsfc squad will go to Tenerife next week for warm-weather training A holiday you might think? No chance Ralph has compiled 20-minute videos for each player analysing their good & bad points from last two months He wants the time to push the squad to the next level https://southamptonfc.com/news/2019-02-07/southampton-tenerife-training-camp-ralph-hasenhuttl-february-2019 Edited 7 February, 2019 by SuperSAINT OS Link added
trousers Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Surprised we didn't do something like this during the recent 10 day gap between games
OttawaSaint Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Long's 20 minute video: "and now onto the good points...ummmm...your hair looks nice..."
VectisSaint Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Long's 20 minute video: "and now onto the good points...ummmm...your hair looks nice..." At least one thing good, Elyounoussi will struggle on the positives ?
OttawaSaint Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 At least one thing good, Elyounoussi will struggle on the positives "Omg is that the time? Sorry Moi, we only had time for your bad points...".
Chewy Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 "Omg is that the time? Sorry Moi, we only had time for your bad points...". He doesn't have bad points. Or good points He simply has no point. His name on the pitch is Mo Elyannonymous.
SNSUN Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 I think this will be a good bonding session, especially for the youngsters who may have felt left out in the past due to not being involved with the senior team. May the airline bring them all back in one piece. (Too soon?)
Noodles34 Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 He doesn't have bad points. Or good points He simply has no point. His name on the pitch is Mo Elyannonymous. Anonomousi
Evil Monkey Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Quality "bants" about our awful players lads.
captainchris Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Emphasis on not turning your back on shots would be good to fit in somewhere..... How about turn your back once and your training with the under 10s for a month.... ?
Pilchards Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Please tell me how you would get a 20 minute video of Fraser Forster. ’Your good points are...... We managed to find some 5 years ago, and your bad points are you cost too much ******** money!’
Lighthouse Posted 7 February, 2019 Posted 7 February, 2019 Please tell me how you would get a 20 minute video of Fraser Forster. ’Your good points are...... We managed to find some 5 years ago, and your bad points are you cost too much ******** money!’ Just show a clip of him diving for a low shot, usually takes about 20 minutes.
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 February, 2019 Posted 8 February, 2019 Just show a clip of him diving for a low shot, usually takes about 20 minutes. [emoji23][emoji106]
oldsarum Posted 8 February, 2019 Posted 8 February, 2019 Surprised we didn't do something like this during the recent 10 day gap between games makes more sense to do it now with 15 day break between games
trousers Posted 8 February, 2019 Posted 8 February, 2019 makes more sense to do it now with 15 day break between gamesAh... Yes... Forgot it was an FA cup weekend again next week. Good move in that case. Ignore me
Dr. Kucho Posted 9 February, 2019 Posted 9 February, 2019 Give them a horrible time in the sun Ralph. Players shouldn’t be on a Spanish party island but training somewhere in the cold Belarusian countryside
SuperSAINT Posted 11 February, 2019 Author Posted 11 February, 2019 Obafemi & Armstrong back in training.
Viking Saint Posted 11 February, 2019 Posted 11 February, 2019 Obafemi & Armstrong back in training. Good news. Any word on Lemina??
SuperSAINT Posted 11 February, 2019 Author Posted 11 February, 2019 Good news. Any word on Lemina?? Had his op end of Jan. Can't remember when Ralph said he could train again -- Can't be too far off. (But then again, it's been like that with him for what feels like most of the season. Hopefully the op sorted the problem).
Minsk Posted 11 February, 2019 Posted 11 February, 2019 Give them a horrible time in the sun Ralph. Players shouldn’t be on a Spanish party island but training somewhere in the cold Belarusian countryside Hard to find any pitch to train on here at this time of year. Although there is a dome I have played in during winter, and it is certainly COLD in there! Nice idea though.
darren2 Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 I heard Shane Long made the flight! It's the only thing he hasn't missed this season......
Nordic Saint Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Had his op end of Jan. Can't remember when Ralph said he could train again -- Can't be too far off. (But then again, it's been like that with him for what feels like most of the season. Hopefully the op sorted the problem). This is what a normal Mario Lemina season looks like: https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/mario-lemina/leistungsdaten/spieler/170934/plus/0?saison=2015
Saint WGC Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 One positive re Charlie Austin is the club will save a bit of money on sun lotion. Well, he's clearly used to the heat judging by the amount of times he was on Twitter last season picturing himself on a sun bed abroad while he was out with his four month hamstring injury! The money saved will probably be this summer's transfer kitty for Ralph!
VectisSaint Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Trying to work out who is actually in Tenerife amongst all the moronic comments about how they should not have gone because they are proper naughty boys. Used to be that we were told who was on the plane. Haven't seen Ings or Lemina in any media. Also seems clear Forster isn't there, 3 keepers clearly enough.
Give it to Ron Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Trying to work out who is actually in Tenerife amongst all the moronic comments about how they should not have gone because they are proper naughty boys. Used to be that we were told who was on the plane. Haven't seen Ings or Lemina in any media. Also seems clear Forster isn't there, 3 keepers clearly enough.Obafemi is apparently Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
waylander Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Trying to work out who is actually in Tenerife amongst all the moronic comments about how they should not have gone because they are proper naughty boys. Used to be that we were told who was on the plane. Haven't seen Ings or Lemina in any media. Also seems clear Forster isn't there, 3 keepers clearly enough. Ings and Lemina stayed in UK to recover according to the Echo https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/17426174.southampton-striker-michael-obafemi-is-back-in-training/?ref=mr&lp=10
Dusic Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Looks like an Academy trip with a sprinkling of first team pros a.k.a our squad. Bertrand not there (yet) by the look of it, although hardly a suprise given what happened to his partner.
Give it to Ron Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Looks like an Academy trip with a sprinkling of first team pros a.k.a our squad. Bertrand not there (yet) by the look of it, although hardly a suprise given what happened to his partner.??? missed that Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
Jonnyboy Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Looks like an Academy trip with a sprinkling of first team pros a.k.a our squad. Bertrand not there (yet) by the look of it, although hardly a suprise given what happened to his partner. Disappointed to hear he still lives near Chelsea's training ground.
derry Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 She was robbed getting out of a taxi in the early hours. Ryan was looking after his two kids. As reported.
LGTL Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 ??? missed that Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Robbed of her watch outside their home.
VectisSaint Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 She was robbed getting out of a taxi in the early hours. Ryan was looking after his two kids. As reported. Looks like that would have been the early hours of Monday morning (night out day after the game). Didn't the team fly out Sunday for training Monday?
Turkish Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 Looks like that would have been the early hours of Monday morning (night out day after the game). Didn't the team fly out Sunday for training Monday? It was Saturday night/Sunday morning. Either way Does it matter? If the mother of my children was robbed outside our house I wouldn’t be leaving her for a week for a work trip.
Bananaman Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 look at us sitting here with our 9 -5 bull****, commenting on millionaires running about in the sunshine.. This is all meaningless. Why am I here?, where I consider here a place, a destination. What is here? here is digital, it is hyperreal a simulation of a simulation without origin. Maybe I have created you all in a solipsistic sense. Maybe I am you and you are me which makes you only as real as I know myself to be. Sense certainty, it's all I have. It's all you have. Let us not sink our selves, our identities, our fears and ambitions into these culturally constructed deities, elevated in our ever existing search for coherent ontological narratives. they are both the heroes and villains of our personal mythos. When your alarm goes off tomorrow morning, ask yourself how free you really are.
Turkish Posted 12 February, 2019 Posted 12 February, 2019 look at us sitting here with our 9 -5 bull****, commenting on millionaires running about in the sunshine.. This is all meaningless. Why am I here?, where I consider here a place, a destination. What is here? here is digital, it is hyperreal a simulation of a simulation without origin. Maybe I have created you all in a solipsistic sense. Maybe I am you and you are me which makes you only as real as I know myself to be. Sense certainty, it's all I have. It's all you have. Let us not sink our selves, our identities, our fears and ambitions into these culturally constructed deities, elevated in our ever existing search for coherent ontological narratives. they are both the heroes and villains of our personal mythos. When your alarm goes off tomorrow morning, ask yourself how free you really are. I see on this forum some of the smartest men who ever lived. I see all this potential and I see it squandered. God damn it an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, we Slaves to the white collar. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, we work in jobs we hate to pay for sh1t we don’t need. We’re the missing children of history man with no purpose, no place. Our Great War is a spiritual war, our Great Depression is our lives. We’re raised on television to believe that one day we’ll be millionaire and rocks stars and movies gods but we won’t and we’re slowly learning that fact and we’re very, very p2ssed off.
scotty Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 look at us sitting here with our 9 -5 bull****, commenting on millionaires running about in the sunshine.. This is all meaningless. Why am I here?, where I consider here a place, a destination. What is here? here is digital, it is hyperreal a simulation of a simulation without origin. Maybe I have created you all in a solipsistic sense. Maybe I am you and you are me which makes you only as real as I know myself to be. Sense certainty, it's all I have. It's all you have. Let us not sink our selves, our identities, our fears and ambitions into these culturally constructed deities, elevated in our ever existing search for coherent ontological narratives. they are both the heroes and villains of our personal mythos. When your alarm goes off tomorrow morning, ask yourself how free you really are. I see on this forum some of the smartest men who ever lived. I see all this potential and I see it squandered. God damn it an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, we Slaves to the white collar. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, we work in jobs we hate to pay for sh1t we don’t need. We’re the missing children of history man with no purpose, no place. Our Great War is a spiritual war, our Great Depression is our lives. We’re raised on television to believe that one day we’ll be millionaire and rocks stars and movies gods but we won’t and we’re slowly learning that fact and we’re very, very p2ssed off. Impressive analysis lads, do you have any tips for the 3:30 at Kempton?
striker Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 Just show a clip of him diving for a low shot, usually takes about 20 minutes. LOL, I just spit up my beer
benjii Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 LOL, I just spit up my beer 5am sesh on a school night! Restecp!
VectisSaint Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 It was Saturday night/Sunday morning. Either way Does it matter? If the mother of my children was robbed outside our house I wouldn’t be leaving her for a week for a work trip. It's not what was reported, check the date and what the report actually says. The point is was it after the team left or before? Is it the reason he didn't go or is it just a coincidence? Of course if it happened it's understandable he didn't go, although the report says she wasn't harmed. It's a shame that a player who has not been integrated into the new system much is missing out on this opportunity.
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 It's not what was reported, check the date and what the report actually says. The point is was it after the team left or before? Is it the reason he didn't go or is it just a coincidence? Of course if it happened it's understandable he didn't go, although the report says she wasn't harmed. It's a shame that a player who has not been integrated into the new system much is missing out on this opportunity. What report are you reading? It says the “early hours of sunday morning” ie she went out Saturday night and got in Sunday morning. It’s what young people do pal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6690605/Masked-thief-robs-Ryan-Bertrands-model-girlfriends-Rolex-watch.html
tajjuk Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 No Bertrand in the videos from what I can see. Obafemi seems to be back in full training though, as is Armstrong. No Lemina or Ings obviously.
Charlie Wayman Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 I hope he sits the young kids in a barber's chair and one by one personally shaves off all that stupid facial fungus even if he infringes their human rights. Sims especially looks a right cock and somebody should tell him. What are they hiding from or are they just too idle to get out of bed in the mornings to wash & shave?
SuperSAINT Posted 13 February, 2019 Author Posted 13 February, 2019 @SouthamptonFC: Watched our feature interview with #SaintsFC boss Ralph Hasenhüttl from the team's training camp in Tenerife?
DT Posted 13 February, 2019 Posted 13 February, 2019 Ings and Lemina stayed in UK to recover according to the Echo https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/17426174.southampton-striker-michael-obafemi-is-back-in-training/?ref=mr&lp=10 Lemina is still in bed in that medical gown. It is how he will be known.
Harry_SFC Posted 14 February, 2019 Posted 14 February, 2019 I wonder why Bertrand isn't there. Injury flared up again after the Cardiff game?
Dr. Kucho Posted 14 February, 2019 Posted 14 February, 2019 I wonder why Bertrand isn't there. Injury flared up again after the Cardiff game? His misses was robbed last weekend whilst on her way home from a night out. Having watched the Hasenhüttl interview on YouTube last night I have to say I am impressed with him and believe he is the right manager for us. The results against Burnley and Cardiff were disappointing but he is in a new league. Klopp and Guardiola also needed time to settle and get to know the league. I think we will be safe and Cardiff or Brighton will go down.
the saint in winchester Posted 14 February, 2019 Posted 14 February, 2019 I hope he sits the young kids in a barber's chair and one by one personally shaves off all that stupid facial fungus even if he infringes their human rights. Sims especially looks a right cock and somebody should tell him. What are they hiding from or are they just too idle to get out of bed in the mornings to wash & shave? LOL, now I know you are about my age. The younger generation, eh. A few years in the services would sort them out.
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