Pilchards Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Okay we know we are crap but you can still have a laugh about it. Make us smile with a Saints joke. Little boy to Santa ‘Can I have a unicorn for Christmas.?’ Santa ‘Come on, be realistic.’ Little boy ‘Okay can you give Saints a home win today?’ Santa ‘What colour do you want the unicorn to be?’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Last time I went to St Marys a steward caught me climbing over the wall, he made me return to me seat and stay till the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Knock knock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 The board The management staff The owner The ambition The whole club is a joke at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 10 November, 2018 Author Share Posted 10 November, 2018 The board The management staff The owner The ambition The whole club is a joke at the moment Come on chill out as it’s hardly life or death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Knock knock... Who's there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 'What time are Saints kicking off today?' 3.00, 3.15, 3.22, 3.27 ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Who's there ? Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 How many Saints players does it take to change a light bulb? None. 11 to try but achieve nothing, changing no bulbs whatsoever and having to sit in the dark, weeping with their head in their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Tampax are trying to sponsor the directors box. They’re looking for a bunch of c***s going through a really tough period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Owen Go on then..... Owen who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefScummer Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Go on then..... Owen who? Owen the saints Go marching in Owen the saints go marching in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 What's brown and sticky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefScummer Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 OK not all saints related but here's a few you may get a chuckle out of. I left 2 saints tickets in my car last night. Someone smashed my window and left 2 more. What's does pompey and your mum have in common? They've both been ruined by crackheads. I rang fratton Park earlier to ask about wheelchair access for my disabled aunty. "well we're a bit full at the moment but she does meet all the criteria so she'll have to play in goal" was the reply. What's blue and keeps a **** warm? A pompey scarf. Little known facts on England footballer Danny Welbeck, his father was in the bomb disposal unit ... he was called Stan... (World Cup) I haven't seen Argentina defend this badly since the Falklands... (World Cup) looks like Saudi Arabia will beheading home soon... (world Cup) Polish fans have been officially warned that if they cause any trouble during the World cup in Russia 2018 they will be deported back to the UK. If you kill yourself , it's called suicide .If you kill someone , it's called homicide .If you kill thousands , it's called genocide .If you kill the King , it's called regicide .If you kill your brother , it's called fratricide .And , if you have 2 Premier League teams , and neither have won the League for over 20 years , it's called Merseyside. (World Cup) last time I was this nervous over a semi was when I saw broke back mountain. My daughter asked if you can get pregnant from having anal sex? "Of course," i replied. "Where do you think pompey fans come from?" David Beckham was giving a talk at a football seminar, he says, " I like them because they make my breath smell nice" There's an awkward silence until someone at the back shouts. "Tactics, tactics you thick c*nt" 11 games into the season and I've already seen a saints season ticket nailed to a tree. I thought to myself: "I'm having that." After all, you can never have enough nails, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedyfly Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 What's brown and sticky? A stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 I once saw someone on this forum claim Cedric is the best RB in the league...How's that for a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 I saw Saints on the common playing football with a hedgehog. I shouted out to Hughes, 'Oi, you better stop that!' 'Why?' said Sparky 'Because the hedgehog is winning 3-0' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 We have some joke supporters on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 We get the same joke on repeat every time the team kicks off a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 Cedric Hoedt Bertrand Austin Long JWP Elyanoussi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egreog Posted 10 November, 2018 Share Posted 10 November, 2018 The whole club is a joke nowadays. Winless , rudderless and drifting morass of mediocrity. The whole character of the players is questionable. Simply awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted 11 November, 2018 Share Posted 11 November, 2018 I would never trust Saints with my dog ............... they cannot hold onto a lead !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 11 November, 2018 Share Posted 11 November, 2018 What's brown and sticky?A mouldy cabbage Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 11 November, 2018 Share Posted 11 November, 2018 https://mobile.twitter.com/joshanderson951/status/1061556562739781633?s=21 Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 11 November, 2018 Share Posted 11 November, 2018 What’s red and white and turns up once a year? A Southampton victory. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotleySaint Posted 12 November, 2018 Share Posted 12 November, 2018 Didn't Jose just make a joke about the game against us being a friendly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 12 November, 2018 Share Posted 12 November, 2018 Didn't Jose just make a joke about the game against us being a friendly? I doubt it. Jose loves us. Unless he meant how friendly he is with the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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