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Heisenberg

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  Saint86 said:
Glasgow, in all serious mate... give it a rest please.

 

Its mildly amusing in doses, but you are overplaying it big time.

 

£50 says eko is not me and nothing to do with me!? Bet accepted?

 

Pamplemousse and Always_sfc already signed up

Saint86

Saint86

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  Heisenberg said:
£50 says eko is not me and nothing to do with me!? Bet accepted?

 

Pamplemousse and Always_sfc already signed up

 

Interesting, I never said he was... And no thank you, I have far more interesting bets to place.

 

MODS should seriously lock this thread however; it has very little to do with opening day fixtures.

ALWAYS_SFC

ALWAYS_SFC

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  Heisenberg said:
£50 says eko is not me and nothing to do with me!? Bet accepted?

 

Pamplemousse and Always_sfc already signed up

 

I will sign up to nothing at all to do with you....EVER

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  Saint86 said:
Interesting, I never said he was... And no thank you, I have far more interesting bets to place.

 

MODS should seriously lock this thread however; it has very little to do with opening day fixtures.

 

It was to start off with then you trolls got hold of it and changed it into a personal vendetta against me.

Pamplemousse

Pamplemousse

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  Heisenberg said:
£50 says eko is not me and nothing to do with me!? Bet accepted?

 

Pamplemousse and Always_sfc already signed up

 

I don't think I've ever interacted with Ekon, and I can't say I'm particularly bothered who he is and whether you're involved or not.

OldNick

OldNick

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  EkonOkereke said:
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My view in Nairobi currently, landed 2 hours ago. Does this help? It's currently 13:40 and the weather is cloudy 22oC, thunderstorms due Thursday.

 

Love and light

large_12285.jpg Amazing coincidenceI'm in Nairobi right now. Please wave and I might see you
buctootim

buctootim

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In Kenya 7.42am yesterday

  EkonOkereke said:
Love and light from Kenya.

 

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Arriving in Kenya this morning. .

  EkonOkereke said:
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My view in Nairobi currently, landed 2 hours ago. Does this help? It's currently 13:40 and the weather is cloudy 22oC, thunderstorms due Thursday.

 

Love and light

 

Fancy that.

shurlock

shurlock

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  EkonOkereke said:
Traveled to Uganda briefly. Thanks for the interest in my life.

 

You said you were in Spain yesterday? Busy fella.

 

  EkonOkereke said:
I’m currently in Spain. Love and light.

 

Yesterday 10.53am

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  shurlock said:
You said you were in Spain yesterday? Busy fella.

 

Yes thanks. Do you keep a diary based on my life?

 

Kenya, Spain, Uganda, Kenya. Tomorrow: Kenya, England, France, Kenya.

 

When you reach the top like i have, life is like this.

 

Love and Light.

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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  EkonOkereke said:
Kenya, Spain, Uganda, Kenya. Tomorrow: Kenya, England, France, Kenya.

 

When you reach the top like i have, life is like this.

 

Love and Light.

 

I'm puzzled how in the space of 48 hours you can do Kenya, Spain, Uganda, Kenya and Kenya, England, France, Kenya and do anything meaningful whilst in Europe for such a short amount of time.

 

I also imagine customs at Heathrow/Gatwick will be asking you about such unusual travel movements!

 

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There won't be much love and light when he gives you a cavity search!

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EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  Matthew Le God said:
I'm puzzled how in the space of 24 hours you can do Kenya, England, France, Kenya and do anything meaningful whilst in Europe for such a short amount of time.

 

I also imagine customs at Heathrow, Gatwick etc will be asking you about such unusual travel movements!

 

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There won't be much love and light when he gives you a cavity search!

 

I don't fly on normal flights. Easy really.

buctootim

buctootim

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  EkonOkereke said:
Yes thanks. Do you keep a diary based on my life?

 

Kenya, Spain, Uganda, Kenya. Tomorrow: Kenya, England, France, Kenya.

 

When you reach the top like i have, life is like this.

 

Love and Light.

 

Odd that. There are no direct flights from Kenya to Spain or from Spain to Uganda. Quickest indirect is 11 hours. Add in the flight from Uganda and the plane departure times and its physically impossible to do that trip.

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  Raging Bull said:
Why? Are you a smuggler??

 

Is this the normal level of interviews new members receive? I would tell you what i do, but you'd all think im making it up. So your loss is my gain. Love and Light.

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  buctootim said:
Odd that. There are no direct flights from Kenya to Spain or from Spain to Uganda. Quickest indirect is 11 hours. Add in the flight from Uganda and the plane departure times and its physically impossible to do that trip.

 

That's on a normal flight, one doesn't travel like that. Love and Light.

Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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  EkonOkereke said:
That's on a normal flight, one doesn't travel like that. Love and Light.

 

Ok, on your "non normal flights", can you breakdown how you fit this into the space of 48 hours...?

Kenya to Spain to Uganda to Kenya to England to France to Kenya

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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I fail to see what any of this has to do with us potentially playing Manchester United on the first day of the season.

 

Any more questions please PM me and ill get my secretary to respond.

 

Love and Light. Must dash, got a flight to catch.

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  Matthew Le God said:
Ok, on your "non normal flights", can you breakdown how you fit this into the space of 48 hours...?

Kenya to Spain to Uganda to Kenya to England to France to Kenya

 

Only if you can give me a breakdown of your next 48hrs to the last millisecond.

 

I can do it for you

 

9.02 Wake Up

9.03 Update Football Manager as Mane has only got 10 for pace - incorrect

9.04 Bully a Kenyan on a forum

 

Ill stop, your life is dull.

OldNick

OldNick

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  EkonOkereke said:
I fail to see what any of this has to do with us potentially playing Manchester United on the first day of the season.

 

Any more questions please PM me and ill get my secretary to respond.

 

Love and Light. Must dash, got a flight to catch.

Oh no, there I was believing all you put on here is true ,and then you go and ruin it by saying 'Potentially' playing Man U first game of the season, I thought it was a nailed on certainty.

I'm disappointed now. Have a safe flight,what airport are you coming into on your private jet. My friend is a top personin Air Traffic control, let me know the flight time and arrival airport and Ill get him to make sure you get a quick landing time

OldNick

OldNick

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  shurlock said:
Someone put this fool out of his misery.
to be fir Ekon, is very entertaining the summer is dull as hell on here. Keep posting I say
Saint86

Saint86

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  EkonOkereke said:
I fail to see what any of this has to do with us potentially playing Manchester United on the first day of the season.

 

Any more questions please PM me and ill get my secretary to respond.

 

Love and Light. Must dash, got a flight to catch.

 

Given the amount of time spent in the air, or in customs, baggage/package drops, immigration etc, it is interesting that you managed to post so much on here....

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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  OldNick said:
Oh no, there I was believing all you put on here is true ,and then you go and ruin it by saying 'Potentially' playing Man U first game of the season, I thought it was a nailed on certainty.

I'm disappointed now. Have a safe flight,what airport are you coming into on your private jet. My friend is a top personin Air Traffic control, let me know the flight time and arrival airport and Ill get him to make sure you get a quick landing time

 

I never said any of it was true, i was mealy passing on info. It's you lot that get butthurt. No need, I know the MD of Nats, easy landing for me.

OldNick

OldNick

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  EkonOkereke said:
I never said any of it was true, i was mealy passing on info. It's you lot that get butthurt. No need, I know the MD of Nats, easy landing for me.
we know the same man then. I'm seeing him tonight funnily enough. Tell him to tell Nick 'groundswell 7' when he see's me and I will personally vouch for you on here
Suhari

Suhari

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OldNick

OldNick

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  Suhari said:
you wont find mine of Nairobi lol
Micky

Micky

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  Suhari said:
That will just be coincidence.

 

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OttawaSaint

OttawaSaint

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But of course this is what he wants us to do. It's another hook.

 

Post a contentious Saints-related thread. Sit back, wait for bites, challenged about trolling/off topic, refer to original post. Classic.

igsey

igsey

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  Mattio said:
tbh the sky is completely different in that pic!

 

Reverse image search gives this exact image (https://plus.google.com/photos/116192785064475852940/albums/profile/6389130174953280498?iso=false) from some bloke on Google+ from 20th February 2017.

 

I realise that it's incredibly sad that I can even be bothered to do find this, but in my defence it's almost time to go home and we're currently doing some very dull testing at work.

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

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  Lighthouse said:
I couldn't give the tiniest sh*t which of you, Glasgow, Heisenberg, Hypo, Dusic, Charlie, Nordic, Batman, Brett from Camden and various other personalities (and I'm playing fast and loose in the extreme with that term) are the same person or people in real life. Your routine is tiresome and long since devoid of any humour.

 

Okay, I take that back. Now it's funny again. :lol:

Micky

Micky

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  OttawaSaint said:
But of course this is what he wants us to do. It's another hook.

 

Post a contentious Saints-related thread. Sit back, wait for bites, challenged about trolling/off topic, refer to original post. Classic.

Exactly this. While I do genuinely feel sorry for him, I'm beginning to think that he may be pompey as well.

 

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Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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  Batman said:
Don’t ban him ffs

 

They should promote him to mod. Ban all the bores

 

Dutch women should not be punished for having big boobs. They should be rewarded

shurlock

shurlock

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  igsey said:
Reverse image search gives this exact image (https://plus.google.com/photos/116192785064475852940/albums/profile/6389130174953280498?iso=false) from some bloke on Google+ from 20th February 2017.

 

I realise that it's incredibly sad that I can even be bothered to do find this, but in my defence it's almost time to go home and we're currently doing some very dull testing at work.

 

:lol:

 

Oh little Ekon, if Carlsberg did multiposters, you'd be a half of shandy.

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

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  shurlock said:
:lol:

 

Oh little Ekon, if Carlsberg did multiposters, you'd be a half of shandy.

 

He's the internet equivalent of a man going to A&E with a mobile phone stuck up his arse, trying to convince a hysterical nurse that he had just come out of the shower naked and sat on the bed, not realising it was there.

EkonOkereke

EkonOkereke

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If i reversed image searched your holiday snaps it would find a duplicate. You lot are pathetic. Accept im real and live your lives happy and free. Love and Light, from 35,000ft above Africa.

LGTL

LGTL

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  EkonOkereke said:
If i reversed image searched your holiday snaps it would find a duplicate. You lot are pathetic. Accept im real and live your lives happy and free. Love and Light, from 35,000ft above Africa.

 

Fuck off you boring cunt.

 

Who runs this site now, Steve Grant? I appreciate he’s busy but some poor bastards continue to pay a fiver for reading this crap.

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