Faz Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I remember Richard Dryden and the 5-0 horror show at Newcastle, in January 2000. A promising start in 96/97 quickly degenerated into anonymity with loans to third division teams and his only and final appearance being the 5-0 loss in the 99/00 season. I’d forgotten about Trigger. He was still better than Lee Todd though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 Yes, late 90s. He was awful, not Lee Todd awful but pretty bad. The worst centre back I’ve ever seen at saints was a player most wont remember called Scott Mashall. Dave Jones signed him from arsenal for about £500k, he was considered a bit of a coup. He played two games for us we conceded 9 goals in those games, he scored two own goals and I don’t think he ever played for us again, he made Steven Caulker look like Bobby Moore. Bloody hell, what flashbacks! Marshall's most successful period thereafter was four seasons at Brentford where he made about 70 appearances in all - the perennial Arsenal prospect. I thought when we signed Todd the high low point had been reached, a six stone emaciated midget who couldn't defend. Salad days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I can't be the only one who, when this thread has a new post, is hoping that this might have been resolved, and am sorely disappointed that it never is! Can't imagine this one will be resolved quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I remember Richard Dryden and the 5-0 horror show at Newcastle, in January 2000. A promising start in 96/97 quickly degenerated into anonymity with loans to third division teams and his only and final appearance being the 5-0 loss in the 99/00 season. Yes, I remember the promising start. Kept Gianluca Vialli in his pocket in Souness' first(?) game in charge: https://www.premierleague.com/match/1776 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I can't be the only one who, when this thread has a new post, is hoping that this might have been resolved, and am sorely disappointed that it never is! It’s still unbelievable how they let Monaco take their pants down on this deal. No wonder Reed got the sack. And it’s still our record deal in....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I'll see your Richard Dryden and raise you Alan Bennett's debut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I'll see your Richard Dryden and raise you Alan Bennett's debut. This thread is like the World's worst game of Top Trumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 Quickly logs on for Carrillo update.. ...logs off again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I'll see your Richard Dryden and raise you Alan Bennett's debut. That Crystal Palace 4-1 at home drubbing... Still have nightmares now after they hoofed the ball forward and watched it bounce over his head 3 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I'll see your Richard Dryden and raise you Alan Bennett's debut. Speaking of debuts, Martin Cranie was far from a bad player, but he had a poor debut starting in an unfamiliar position at left back. Probably not the worse debut but IIRC he scored an own goal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antrimsaint Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 Bloody hell, what flashbacks! Marshall's most successful period thereafter was four seasons at Brentford where he made about 70 appearances in all - the perennial Arsenal prospect. I thought when we signed Todd the high low point had been reached, a six stone emaciated midget who couldn't defend. Salad days... I remember meeting him in an estate agents on London Road at the time looking at rentals. Wasn’t he Pompey or something? Getting confused in my old age Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antrimsaint Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I remember meeting him in an estate agents on London Road at the time looking at rentals. Wasn’t he Pompey or something? Getting confused in my old age Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk I was at LSU at the time on the Avenue. Does anyone know if it’s still there? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 Alan Bennett's debut for me too.....very clearly out of his depth. Reading only paid around £200k for him. He lasted a year with Reading. He shone when he played for Cork and if anything, it shows the difference between levels of football leagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 19 June, 2019 Share Posted 19 June, 2019 I was at LSU at the time on the Avenue. Does anyone know if it’s still there? The Avenue is still there. LSU isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Olympiacos are looking to bring in a new striker this summer and are reportedly still targeting Southampton’s Guido Carrillo and Huddersfield Town’s Steve Mounie, claims Greek website Sdna.Gr. Both players have recently been linked with with a move to the Greek club, and today, Sdna report Olympiacos officials are seriously considering the two attackers. With regards to Carrillo it’s reported Olympiacos are hoping Jorge Mendes will help them land the Southampton player this summer. It seems the Argentine doesn’t have a future with Southampton after failing to make an impact since his move from AS Monaco. Last season he was loaned out to La Liga side Leganes, where he played under former Saints manager Mauricio Pellegrino. Mounie is also expected to leave Huddersfield Town after the club’s relegation and Olympiacos could be his next destination. The report considers it unlikely the player will want to play in the Championship with the Terriers, and he could force a transfer this summer. Olympiacos also have other options, with claims the Greek giants are weighing up a move for Benfica’s Facundo Fereyra and Napoli’s Carlos Vinicius Source: http://sportwitness.co.uk/club-still-looking-bring-either-southampton-huddersfield-town-forward/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Source: http://sportwitness.co.uk/club-still-looking-bring-either-southampton-huddersfield-town-forward/ Think we’ll need to take it on the chin if we want his wages off the books. Bloody madness from start to finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Was it Marco Almeida, who played for us very briefly at CB? Almeida got turned inside out by Henry, think it was Henry's first ever goal for Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Could be wrong but if memory serves it was v Bolton. The ‘chipping over his head’ issue still haunts my dreams to this day. Some wag in the Milton kept shouting to the subs who were warming up to ‘get Todd a f.ucking stepladder!’ every time it happened!! Awful signing. If it's the same game I'm thinking of Andy Williams was unleashed on an unsuspecting public that day along with some Scandinavian 'striker' who played about 8 games for us and never scored. We lost 0 1, Nathan Blake scored for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 If it's the same game I'm thinking of Andy Williams was unleashed on an unsuspecting public that day along with some Scandinavian 'striker' who played about 8 games for us and never scored. We lost 0 1, Nathan Blake scored for them. Stig Johansen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Who was that winkle we had from Spurs on loan, touted as the Cats Pyjamas (like em all) played one half looking like a fish up a tree never to be seen again! Might have been part of the luggage that came with Tommy Fourpast! While the goalie was a milestone at least we hadn't coughed up readies on this other Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Who was that winkle we had from Spurs on loan, touted as the Cats Pyjamas (like em all) played one half looking like a fish up a tree never to be seen again! Might have been part of the luggage that came with Tommy Fourpast! While the goalie was a milestone at least we hadn't coughed up readies on this other Johnny. You’re probably thinking of Iago Falque, or ‘Flakey’ as I called him. Played in a home defeat to Leicester when we got promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Who was that winkle we had from Spurs on loan, touted as the Cats Pyjamas (like em all) played one half looking like a fish up a tree never to be seen again! Might have been part of the luggage that came with Tommy Fourpast! While the goalie was a milestone at least we hadn't coughed up readies on this other Johnny. Iago Falque - he's actually gone onto have a decent career in Serie A at Roma and Torino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Iago Falque - he's actually gone onto have a decent career in Serie A at Roma and Torino. I literally remember thinking he would rip that league up as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Stig Johansen? That's the one. And yes, Stig was Dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 28 June, 2019 Share Posted 28 June, 2019 Signing Southampton player is ‘something of a priority’ – ‘complex’ talks predicted As transfers go, Guido Carrillo’s £19.8m move from AS Monaco to Southampton has been as close to a disaster as it could have. Following his very expensive switch in January 2018, the Argentine only spent six months at St Mary’s before being sent on loan to Leganes last summer, where he played a fair bit. While not the first name on the team sheet, the 28-year-old still featured 32 times in the league for the La Liga side, managing to score six goals and assist teammates once along the way. With no option to buy the player in the deal, Carrillo was expected to return to Southampton this summer, where a solution would have needed to be found, as Ralph Hasenhuttl was unlikely to want his services for the coming campaign. However, there’s a chance the striker could stay where he is, as AS explain Leganes have made his return to the club ‘something of a priority’ as they look for a new striker. With Chimy Avila going to Osasuna and Martin Braithwaite unobtainable at €8m, Carrillo’s return appears to be the least difficult deal to pull off. The Spanish newspaper believe a package similar to that made last summer (paying around €1m for the loan and taking on a ‘good part’ of his salary) could be on the cards, even if Southampton aren’t thrilled at the idea. Talks to that end are ‘continuing, haven’t stopped and promise to be very complex’, but the desire from Leganes is there. Southampton, down their end, would much rather sell Carrillo and be done with him once and for all, but they know that might be difficult, especially since the Spanish side can’t afford that, or at least can’t afford a transfer that would allow the Saints to recoup most of their original expenditure. Source: http://sportwitness.co.uk/club-interested-similar-deal-last-year-southampton-player-saints-prefer-something-else/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cartman Posted 28 June, 2019 Share Posted 28 June, 2019 Signing Southampton player is ‘something of a priority’ – ‘complex’ talks predicted Source: http://sportwitness.co.uk/club-interested-similar-deal-last-year-southampton-player-saints-prefer-something-else/ Cash + Carrillo = En-Nesyri then. Gives Leganés the money to buy Braithwaite too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 28 June, 2019 Share Posted 28 June, 2019 I'll see your Richard Dryden and raise you Alan Bennett's debut. hard to top that, but I'd like to chuck Ian Andrews' display away at QPR many moons ago now. I've never seen a Saints keeping display quite like it. The goal he let through his legs made Taibi's **** up look professional. Can't recall if he played again. If he did he shouldnt have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 28 June, 2019 Share Posted 28 June, 2019 You’re probably thinking of Iago Falque, or ‘Flakey’ as I called him. Played in a home defeat to Leicester when we got promoted. looked like he had never played football before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 29 June, 2019 Share Posted 29 June, 2019 If it's the same game I'm thinking of Andy Williams was unleashed on an unsuspecting public that day along with some Scandinavian 'striker' who played about 8 games for us and never scored. We lost 0 1, Nathan Blake scored for them. Bolton in purple if I recall? Bergsson & Taggart at the back for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1ex2001 Posted 29 June, 2019 Share Posted 29 June, 2019 I'll see your Richard Dryden and raise you Alan Bennett's debut. He turned out to be alright after that though so hardly in the same lesgue as a Patric Colletter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 June, 2019 Share Posted 29 June, 2019 If it's the same game I'm thinking of Andy Williams was unleashed on an unsuspecting public that day along with some Scandinavian 'striker' who played about 8 games for us and never scored. We lost 0 1, Nathan Blake scored for them. Stig Johansen? Was our big signing that summer c97 and was awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 2 July, 2019 Share Posted 2 July, 2019 West Brom and Southampton players seen as targets for Boca Juniors: According to Marca, striker Dario Benedetto wants to leave Boca Juniors this summer, and that could end up affecting West Brom or Southampton. Not because the striker is being linked with either of those clubs but because Boca would turn their eye on either team’s strikers as a replacement. Marca reports that Benedetto is looking to make a move to Marseille, who want to pay $10m for his signature. Boca, though, want closer to his $21m release clause. Benedetto is hoping that the two clubs can reach an agreement and it’s likely he’ll leave after the club’s president said they’re not interested in keeping players who don’t want to be there. And should he depart, Boca would turn their attention towards either West Brom’s Solomon Rondon or Southampton striker Guido Carrillo. Both spent this season away from their parent clubs to various levels of success. Rondon was highly successful at Newcastle, scoring 12 goals and registering four assists in all competitions. Carrillo, meanwhile, spent the year at Leganes and scored six goals and managed one assist in 33 games in all competitions. Those aren’t great stats, but Leganes are keen to take him back regardless. It all depends on Benedetto, though, who at this moment has to hope Marseille stump up the cash for him. Source: http://sportwitness.co.uk/west-brom-southampton-players-seen-targets-boca-juniors/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 our worst ever signing, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 our worst ever signing, yes? I can think of a few players over the years whose footballing ability was arguably poorer than Carillo's, but in terms of return on investment then yes, he must be right near at the top of that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 our worst ever signing, yes? From Les with Love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 our worst ever signing, yes? Elynoussi for me. I haven’t seen enough of Carrillo to get annoyed but Ely just looks all round terrible and baffling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 Elynoussi for me. I haven’t seen enough of Carrillo to get annoyed but Ely just looks all round terrible and baffling I know it was only one game but the FA Cup game against Wigan, in which Carrillo was anonymous, left me wondering just how bad a player we’d spent £19m on. Adjusted for inflation, I’d say the fees we spent on Delgado and Osvaldo were as bad but at least they had one good moment apiece and against decent opposition too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 Elynoussi for me. I haven’t seen enough of Carrillo to get annoyed but Ely just looks all round terrible and baffling Ely does look terrible but without viewing hours of scouting footage on paper at least there was a rationale for signing him, had done well in CL, performed v City etc. Carrillo was no business case for whatsoever other than Les being desperate not to sack the nervous wreck he’d appointed, following the dullard before him (who looked like Pep by comparison) after an exciting team had finished 6th and 7th under a manager he couldn’t control, Ronald. Ralph would have eaten Les for breakfast and humiliated him in the press. However, Les should have been sacked the summer after Hughes kept them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 I know it was only one game but the FA Cup game against Wigan, in which Carrillo was anonymous, left me wondering just how bad a player we’d spent £19m on. Adjusted for inflation, I’d say the fees we spent on Delgado and Osvaldo were as bad but at least they had one good moment apiece and against decent opposition too. And those two had ability, so there was at least a chance of them being decent for us. On the other hand everyone knew how awful the Donkey was before we even signed him. Everyone except of course Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and the Clown. So pound for pound he has to be the worst ever signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 From Les with Love. And to think of the abuse I took for criticizing Big Leslie. If you consider wages, league finishes, sacked manager, (crap) player purchases... Les free reign could easily cost us £100m He had his defenders right till the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 And to think of the abuse I took for criticizing Big Leslie. If you consider wages, league finishes, sacked manager, (crap) player purchases... Les free reign could easily cost us £100m He had his defenders right till the end. You're talking too much sense recently, but I was a supporter of Les and can now see he has left us in an almighty mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 our worst ever signing, yes? no, we’ve done much worse than him over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 no, we’ve done much worse than him over the years.Don't think we have for the money paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca155 Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 "Carrillo our worst ever signing?" I'm just going to put Saul and Dixon on the table and leave them there smelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 "Carrillo our worst ever signing?" I'm just going to put Saul and Dixon on the table and leave them there smelling I saw Frank Saul having a good game once, v Newcastle in the 3rd Round FA Cup 1970, think he scored (possibly two). His biggest problems were having been a makeweight (as I recall) in the sale of Chivers, and deputising for the legend of Ron Davies. Two major obstacles to overcome in peoples minds. A long time ago but I don't recall the depths of despair on hearing his name read out as much as later misfits such as Paul Moody. Can't recall Cariillo scoring for us or having a game that left you feeling there's hope there and he'll come good in time. Credit for his lofted ball at WBA in the Cup but had to question if it was a misguided lob at goal. Dixon and Speedie, yes I grant you, monumental f^ckwit signings that even Les Reed would have been proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Don't think we have for the money paid. maybe not but he didnt say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinned Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 If you are going back that far, there are a number of contenders. I saw all of them play and if you mention Kerry Dixon, you have to include David Speedie, who didn’t want to come here (a make weight in selling Shearer to Blackburn) and caused trouble with players, management and fans. I would also throw the name of Lew Chatterley in. A mate of Lawrie, he became one of his first signings. But even LM realised that Chatterley was out of his depth and sold him on quickly. Came back as a coach a few seasons later and did a good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Don't think we have for the money paid. Agree - Our club record signing, 10 mediocre appearances where it became clear he could not cut it at this level, loaned to a lower league Spanish club as a benchwalmer and hardly has a queue of suitors clammouring to sign him. Yep he is the worst - A genius decision from Bunsen and beaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Hasn't really had a fair crack of the whip and was playing under the worst manager we've had in years. For me there are worse signings Mayuka Hoedt Davenport Quashie Forster But it's all personal taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Hasn't really had a fair crack of the whip and was playing under the worst manager we've had in years. For me there are worse signings Mayuka Hoedt Davenport Quashie Forster But it's all personal taste. If you take Hoedt out of the equation for a minute, as that is a problem area all of its own, I think Carillo probably cost more than the others combined. Plus in his defence we had a couple of seasons from Forster where he appeared a reasoanble option and signing. As you say, personal opinion. Feel a bit sorry for Carillo though as he was embarrassingly out of his depth but did show a willingness and desire to play for us, and at least was making the effort. Can't say the same for several others over the years, Speedie, Quashie (after he lost interest), and going back twenty years, Mark Hughes just went through the motions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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