Pamplemousse Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 “Is it possible to take saints into the conference”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Albert Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Ralph: Hopefully Mr. Gao doesn’t realize that we’re actually watching Winter Olympics hockey, Kat. Kat: Shut it Ralph I think he heard you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefoggy Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Ralph: "No Mr Gao, that's Liverpool. We are the team in red & white. The team that look ****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Mr Gao - Oh Nellie look, this is wonderful, those clappers every supporter has bought must cost £1 each, how much have we made today ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Gao: So it's like golf right ? The lowest score wins ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow&blue Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Ralph - "I will have the sweet & sour chicken with egg fried rice......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Kat: "Look at Lemina and Bertrand, Mr Gao. See, I told you there were still players left to sell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Mr. Gao: "Explain me again, Mr. Krueger, how relegation will 'take our business to the next level'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 No Mr Gao those are the Chinese players you told us to get in. Number 8 is Foo King Krap, number 7 is Wai Sta Space and number 2 is Toe Tal Gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 GAO ‘ so Ralph with those 5points you mention, we must be well clear of the relegation zone, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 阿呆与阿瓜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Gao: "Haha! Look at those useless w*nkers in the red & white shirts wth the hapless tw*t in charge. What mug owns them?" Nelly/Ralf: "Errrr..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 (edited) Ralph: "So, 2018 is the year of the dog? What was last year?" Kat (Under her breath): 'The year of the mug..." Edited 11 February, 2018 by Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjosaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 I just think the whole thing is a fuc**** joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Kat - can’t believe I sold this sack of sh!t for nearly 200 big ones GAO - if you look closely at the upper northam, that’s where the penthouses are going Nelly - why do these c**s get paid so much? Ralph - I’m a shut the f**k up, they haven’t realised I’m still being paid to do this sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydenhamssocks Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 COME ON CANADA!! Don't you just love the Winter Olympics Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Rabbit Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimatt Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Gao: Remind me again how big the parachute payments are? Katharina: £91m Gao: Marvellous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Happy Chinese Year of the asset strip! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrensup Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Forget it being a caption competition but Kat must feel a right **** selling this pile of ****e to GAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjosaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Share Posted 11 February, 2018 Why when she got richer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Claude Van Damme Posted 12 February, 2018 Share Posted 12 February, 2018 Gao - Wow my own real life premier league team right there on the tv in front of my very eyes Random Woman - If Mr Gao end up skint from this he get no more sucky sucky tug tug Katherina- Wow I have seriously screwed the fans and Gao over. At least only the fans have noticed. Ralph - Wow I couldn’t understand this sport any less. Does anyone know how I came to be here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dry Toast Posted 12 February, 2018 Share Posted 12 February, 2018 Gao - I'm laughing... but it's a laugh of impatience. But yeah, B Rabbit wins. Well 75% of the joke anyway, bit lazy for the other 25% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted 12 February, 2018 Share Posted 12 February, 2018 Mr. Gao: So Ralph, tell me again which team is Shandong Luneng and which player is Pelle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobes8 Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Ah here comes the buffet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Nice playing, wery good. So when do the goals come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Gao - Wow my own real life premier league team right there on the tv in front of my very eyes Random Woman - If Mr Gao end up skint from this he get no more sucky sucky tug tug Katherina- Wow I have seriously screwed the fans and Gao over. At least only the fans have noticed. Ralph - Wow I couldn’t understand this sport any less. Does anyone know how I came to be here? The random woman is his daughter so not sure if they are that close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that. Something about trying to milk a cow and getting covered in shït? Seems apt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Khatarina and Ralph: Don't let the Dalek in, he will blow our plan wide open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 13 February, 2018 Share Posted 13 February, 2018 Forget the caption competition, by the look of those scarves we may be back to the red with white pinstripes next season as per Cortese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Ralph soon realises that they haven't yet got the message that MP has tried his best to make this the Bored Room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that. Enough indeed! Enough of this super-PC nonsense. They are Chinese, some of the jokes are going to play on this - that is NOT casual racism, it is more like observational humour. I laugh at jokes about white softie southerners etc.. Do you get similarly outraged when you hear jokes about the Welsh and their alleged predilection for sheep? We can't let the super-PC brigade win. You don't have to be particularly intelligent to tell when jokes are made out of malice but obviously it takes a little more than you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 If you don't understand I will not waste time trying to make you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 If you don't understand I will not waste time trying to make you. He does understand, it's you that doesn't. Racism involves power and hatred, Observational jokes are neither. Not racist: Gao: But I thought 8 always went rather well with 7 and 2. A joke about Chinese using a numbering system in their takeaway shops in the West coupled with Saints player numbers. Racist: Anything derogatory attempting to demean or degrade the Chinese, Swiss or Canadians in the photograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. Fair enough, but only 1 comment out of 20ish then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfurdent Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 hy are those road workers on the pitch w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. Eh? I said it was Gao's daughter after a previous post referred to her as a 'random woman' and made a joke about her being a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 I bet they are. not even watching the game what a load of shyt the club is juts a spin machine these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Absolutely f*cking embarrassing photo. W@nkers. Actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Gao. He is being massively mugged off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackedoff Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 KAT I'm a confused,this isn't Rome and I can't see the fiddler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Absolutely f*cking embarrassing photo. W@nkers. Actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Gao. He is being massively mugged off.Proper trolling him. Like milking an OAP for their savings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 GAO: What is this Rel - ig - ation thing they keep mentioning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Proper trolling him. Like milking an OAP for their savings George Agdgdgwngo would have more mercy on him than Krafty Kat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Kat[thinks] why is my scarf shorter than the others? I wonder if it makes my neck look big? Ralph [thinks] I told Kat we had scammed this guy enough and we shouldn't have come back for more... Gao: "This football ownership thing is easy..my mate bought Tevez and that worked out well too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 Rabdom bloke on the right: If I look serious, it will look like I realise the gravity of the situationRabdom woman on the left: Where's my f$cking food. I ordered fried dog 5 mins ago. Rabdom Chinease man to rabdom Chinease woman next to him: Your makeup has a bit of face on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 14 February, 2018 Share Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. I think you'll find that's sexist rather than racist. Back to PC school for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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