Roger Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 “Is it possible to take saints into the conference”?
Saint Albert Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Ralph: Hopefully Mr. Gao doesn’t realize that we’re actually watching Winter Olympics hockey, Kat. Kat: Shut it Ralph I think he heard you.
davefoggy Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Ralph: "No Mr Gao, that's Liverpool. We are the team in red & white. The team that look ****"
beatlesaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Mr Gao - Oh Nellie look, this is wonderful, those clappers every supporter has bought must cost £1 each, how much have we made today ?
Smirking_Saint Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Gao: So it's like golf right ? The lowest score wins ?
yellow&blue Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Ralph - "I will have the sweet & sour chicken with egg fried rice......."
Nordic Saint Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Kat: "Look at Lemina and Bertrand, Mr Gao. See, I told you there were still players left to sell."
Hamilton Saint Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Mr. Gao: "Explain me again, Mr. Krueger, how relegation will 'take our business to the next level'."
OttawaSaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 No Mr Gao those are the Chinese players you told us to get in. Number 8 is Foo King Krap, number 7 is Wai Sta Space and number 2 is Toe Tal Gash.
OldNick Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 GAO ‘ so Ralph with those 5points you mention, we must be well clear of the relegation zone,
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Gao: "Haha! Look at those useless w*nkers in the red & white shirts wth the hapless tw*t in charge. What mug owns them?" Nelly/Ralf: "Errrr..."
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 (edited) Ralph: "So, 2018 is the year of the dog? What was last year?" Kat (Under her breath): 'The year of the mug..." Edited 11 February, 2018 by Ivan Katalinic's 'tache
danjosaint Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 I just think the whole thing is a fuc**** joke
Raging Bull Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Kat - can’t believe I sold this sack of sh!t for nearly 200 big ones GAO - if you look closely at the upper northam, that’s where the penthouses are going Nelly - why do these c**s get paid so much? Ralph - I’m a shut the f**k up, they haven’t realised I’m still being paid to do this sh!t
sydenhamssocks Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 COME ON CANADA!! Don't you just love the Winter Olympics Kat
Ultimatt Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Gao: Remind me again how big the parachute payments are? Katharina: £91m Gao: Marvellous!
DT Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Happy Chinese Year of the asset strip! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Pilchards Posted 11 February, 2018 Posted 11 February, 2018 Forget it being a caption competition but Kat must feel a right **** selling this pile of ****e to GAO.
Saint Claude Van Damme Posted 12 February, 2018 Posted 12 February, 2018 Gao - Wow my own real life premier league team right there on the tv in front of my very eyes Random Woman - If Mr Gao end up skint from this he get no more sucky sucky tug tug Katherina- Wow I have seriously screwed the fans and Gao over. At least only the fans have noticed. Ralph - Wow I couldn’t understand this sport any less. Does anyone know how I came to be here?
Dry Toast Posted 12 February, 2018 Posted 12 February, 2018 Gao - I'm laughing... but it's a laugh of impatience. But yeah, B Rabbit wins. Well 75% of the joke anyway, bit lazy for the other 25%
striker Posted 12 February, 2018 Posted 12 February, 2018 Mr. Gao: So Ralph, tell me again which team is Shandong Luneng and which player is Pelle?
Manuel Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Nice playing, wery good. So when do the goals come?
Toon Saint Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Gao - Wow my own real life premier league team right there on the tv in front of my very eyes Random Woman - If Mr Gao end up skint from this he get no more sucky sucky tug tug Katherina- Wow I have seriously screwed the fans and Gao over. At least only the fans have noticed. Ralph - Wow I couldn’t understand this sport any less. Does anyone know how I came to be here? The random woman is his daughter so not sure if they are that close.
Max Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that.
Plastic Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that. Something about trying to milk a cow and getting covered in shït? Seems apt.
Dalek2003 Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Khatarina and Ralph: Don't let the Dalek in, he will blow our plan wide open.
VectisSaint Posted 13 February, 2018 Posted 13 February, 2018 Forget the caption competition, by the look of those scarves we may be back to the red with white pinstripes next season as per Cortese.
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Ralph soon realises that they haven't yet got the message that MP has tried his best to make this the Bored Room.
Victor Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that. Enough indeed! Enough of this super-PC nonsense. They are Chinese, some of the jokes are going to play on this - that is NOT casual racism, it is more like observational humour. I laugh at jokes about white softie southerners etc.. Do you get similarly outraged when you hear jokes about the Welsh and their alleged predilection for sheep? We can't let the super-PC brigade win. You don't have to be particularly intelligent to tell when jokes are made out of malice but obviously it takes a little more than you have.
Max Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 If you don't understand I will not waste time trying to make you.
OttawaSaint Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 If you don't understand I will not waste time trying to make you. He does understand, it's you that doesn't. Racism involves power and hatred, Observational jokes are neither. Not racist: Gao: But I thought 8 always went rather well with 7 and 2. A joke about Chinese using a numbering system in their takeaway shops in the West coupled with Saints player numbers. Racist: Anything derogatory attempting to demean or degrade the Chinese, Swiss or Canadians in the photograph.
Max Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.
OttawaSaint Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. Fair enough, but only 1 comment out of 20ish then.
Toon Saint Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. Eh? I said it was Gao's daughter after a previous post referred to her as a 'random woman' and made a joke about her being a prostitute.
Batman Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 I bet they are. not even watching the game what a load of shyt the club is juts a spin machine these days
Wade Garrett Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Absolutely f*cking embarrassing photo. W@nkers. Actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Gao. He is being massively mugged off.
hackedoff Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 KAT I'm a confused,this isn't Rome and I can't see the fiddler.
Batman Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Absolutely f*cking embarrassing photo. W@nkers. Actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Gao. He is being massively mugged off.Proper trolling him. Like milking an OAP for their savings
aintforever Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 GAO: What is this Rel - ig - ation thing they keep mentioning?
shurlock Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Proper trolling him. Like milking an OAP for their savings George Agdgdgwngo would have more mercy on him than Krafty Kat.
Saint-Fred Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Kat[thinks] why is my scarf shorter than the others? I wonder if it makes my neck look big? Ralph [thinks] I told Kat we had scammed this guy enough and we shouldn't have come back for more... Gao: "This football ownership thing is easy..my mate bought Tevez and that worked out well too!"
Marsdinho Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 Rabdom bloke on the right: If I look serious, it will look like I realise the gravity of the situationRabdom woman on the left: Where's my f$cking food. I ordered fried dog 5 mins ago. Rabdom Chinease man to rabdom Chinease woman next to him: Your makeup has a bit of face on it.
Victor Posted 14 February, 2018 Posted 14 February, 2018 It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive. I think you'll find that's sexist rather than racist. Back to PC school for you.
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