Mr X Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 What do you think the statement from the club will be if we stick with MP & go down? Just wondering what gem you think they will come out with? They can't exactly trot out the we have had a successful season line & continue to grow as a club showing our ambition, MP has proven to be a successful choice for Southampton football club! Exactly how are they going to polish this turd? & Remain credible? Or will silence be golden? Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Nah I reckon they will sack him if we get bear the bottom of the league in February or March. Too late by then to save anything but they can say that they acted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 The silence will be deafning. Just like it is from Uncle Les now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "Don't you know I'm an international hockey coach and Les Reed had written the FA's coaching manual back in 1852. It's all you infidels fault, you shouldn't have moaned about Puel. This is all part of our Southampton Way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "This year we have double digited so that we can regroup, consolidate in the champions ship diviseon. We needed to do this after Virgil upset the micro economy in the dressing room at San Marie's stadium. Mauricio has displayed amazing strength and grace in the face of overwhelming adversity and despite Leslie and I lunching with the team we were unable to turn results around. Next year we will look forward to the play offs for the southern division which will provide additional revenue. We'd like to thank Prowsey, Gabbi, Tadic, Boufal, Long, Cedric, Bertrand, Austin, Lemina and Hojbjerg for there service this year and we wish them all well at their new clubs." "Oh and for any of the academy players I have a message: have the pasta...it is exquisite." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Due to our careful strategy and long-term planning, we're in a great place to write the next chapter of our history with a strong, largely homegrown Championship squad. We're confident Mauricio is the man to lead us storming back into the Premier League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Due to relegation we'll be freezing season ticket prices . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersubpuckett Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 We'll be the perfect footballer factory - the championship offers a decent enough shop window for our conveyor-belt of talent out of the academy without having to pay silly wages. Maybe we can even relocate home games to the training ground and convert SMS into a terminal for landing ships from china. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 We will not be making any knee jerk reactions with regards to the present manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Due to Liverpool buying our best players we have found ourselves in the championships. Les would kindly like to apologize in allowing this to happen however we have made the owners very rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 (edited) Our relegation does not mean our business model changes, We are a small club so we view success off the field to be more important than on it. Our new owner has great plans for the club and has ordered the paint already. Mr Reed will be retaking his coaching badges in order to help him offer even more assistance to the coach. Kat will indeed be selling her remaining shares to the owner as she is extremely happy that the club has been left in good hands and so wants the transaction to happen as quickly as possible........ please!. As for me, I will continue to be the spokesperson for the club when in the country and only when I am pushed, sorry, when we feel it is necessary. I feel happy in the fact that Mr Reed runs pretty much everything as my knowledge of soccer is still somewhat non existent. We ask the clubs support to join us in the next chapter and to be confident you are indeed in good hands. Speak to you in a few months.... Lol. Cheers Ralph Edited 7 January, 2018 by Saint Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 It’ll probably be w4nky cartoon for the kids and a completely uninspiring promo video made by solent uni students for the adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow&blue Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 I would like to say thanks to Mauricio Pellegrino for his services to the club, he did a marvellous job in the face of adversity in guiding this small club back to where we can rebuild in The Championship. I am also pleased to appoint Kelvin Davies as our new yes man, ahem head coach....where he will lead this small club into a new era for Southampton Football Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 #WeMarchOn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityRanger Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 #weplayasone #risetogether Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Paint skills are lacking somewhat I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 If they stick with him and we get relegated then we'll just have to trust the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Dalek was right ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 They will say "We need to look forward, not backwards, and get back into the Premier League as soon as possible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Dalek was right ! You keep predicting we will come 17th. So if we are relegated, you'll be wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertyell Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 The five pledges of relegation are on Ralph's desk ready for a final pass through his Asinine Business Cliches thesaurus and a spell checker before roll out. Sent from my F3311 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "Southampton FC are delighted to announce the new phase 2 redevelopment of their premium matchday experience. Enjoy the very best views, comfort and entertainment that the Premier League has to to offer - All from the comfort of the championship. See how #WeMarchOn despite new challenges, with complimentary tours of the all new 'Hall of Pledges' included with every hospitality package". For £150 pp Fans can even Live out the 'Player experience' and dine with Saints Legends Ralph Kreuger and Les Reed. Related Content: Pellegrino: We've turned a corner (Downwards). The Boss reflects on a difficult period and speaks on his excitement about next season's local derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "This year we have double digited so that we can regroup, consolidate in the champions ship diviseon. We needed to do this after Virgil upset the micro economy in the dressing room at San Marie's stadium. Mauricio has displayed amazing strength and grace in the face of overwhelming adversity and despite Leslie and I lunching with the team we were unable to turn results around. Next year we will look forward to the play offs for the southern division which will provide additional revenue. We'd like to thank Prowsey, Gabbi, Tadic, Boufal, Long, Cedric, Bertrand, Austin, Lemina and Hojbjerg for there service this year and we wish them all well at their new clubs." "Oh and for any of the academy players I have a message: have the pasta...it is exquisite." Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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