Dusic Posted 6 January, 2018 Share Posted 6 January, 2018 "Les, shouldn't that dial be in the green section?" "Its been like that for a while now, Ralphy. I will see if Ross can download an upgrade once he has finished spellchecking the pledges." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 6 January, 2018 Share Posted 6 January, 2018 Ralph to Les : "Are you sure this the only way to make Mauricio play the Southampton Way?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 6 January, 2018 Share Posted 6 January, 2018 President Gao’s decision to use a lie detector during board meetings brings predictable results... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 6 January, 2018 Share Posted 6 January, 2018 'Gordon , we may be tempted to reinstate you as manager, but first can you take this Black Box back to Maplins' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "Now then Les, the last two experiments haven't worked very well, so who do you think we need to choose as our next boss?" "Meee, meee, meee, meeee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "well, Red for Walcott and Balotelli...I will point it towards that Monaco reserve striker and see if it goes green!.....I sure wish Mitchell had left the instructions when he left" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "Yes, I may be blind, but you are deaf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeham_69 Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Les, we've been reading it upside down... turns out we aren't fourth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Your a muppet, no your a muppet, no your a muppet, you muppet, don't call me a muppet, muppet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 I said get Dennis Geiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 "When it's Red they will listen to, and believe every single word you say......... Trust me it works: I've been using it in front of the mirror every day..............I've never believed in myself so much!! ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Pellegrino says "What am I supposed to do with this hairdryer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Can this tie machine take us back to the Spring of 2004 and take the advice of Dalek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Les and Ralph were enjoying this spell of being classed as ‘heroes’ on the Portsmouth supporters’ hero-to-zero swingometer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangermouth Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Ralph: Are you sure this relegation device means single digit fans support, Les? Les: Mmmmhmmm. Let's just put it on Pellegrino again to stimulate his tactical awareness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrone Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Ralph: What is it? Les: I don't know but it cost me £75M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangermouth Posted 7 January, 2018 Share Posted 7 January, 2018 Ralph: What is it? Les: I don't know but it cost me £75M. Well done; best one so far I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnicoolas Posted 8 January, 2018 Share Posted 8 January, 2018 Les:well Ralph that went well with Forster , now turn the dial from catch to pass as redmonds in next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 8 January, 2018 Share Posted 8 January, 2018 ‘You like my bull**** detector Les, goes red every time you speak.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnicoolas Posted 8 January, 2018 Share Posted 8 January, 2018 Ralph: how did the meeting go with gao les? Les: not great Ralph, sweet and sour chicken balls are going on the menu for all home games and he's invested the van dijk money in this torture device from the Chinese communist regime for trying to motivate the players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimatt Posted 8 January, 2018 Share Posted 8 January, 2018 *Les explains the Sell-o-meter to Ralph* Les: All our players are green when they sign and if they play well they turn Red" (Liverpool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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