Caption Competition

[Dusic]

"Les, shouldn't that dial be in the green section?"

 

"Its been like that for a while now, Ralphy. I will see if Ross can download an upgrade once he has finished spellchecking the pledges."

[Gorgiesaint]

Ralph to Les : "Are you sure this the only way to make Mauricio play the Southampton Way?"

[Miltonaggro]

President Gao’s decision to use a lie detector during board meetings brings predictable results...

[wadesmith]

'Gordon , we may be tempted to reinstate you as manager, but first can you take this Black Box back to Maplins'

[ooh it's a corner]

"Now then Les, the last two experiments haven't worked very well, so who do you think we need to choose as our next boss?"

 

"Meee, meee, meee, meeee"

[Saint-Fred]

"well, Red for Walcott and Balotelli...I will point it towards that Monaco reserve striker and see if it goes green!.....I sure wish Mitchell had left the instructions when he left"

[Hamilton Saint]

"Yes, I may be blind, but you are deaf."

[leeham_69]

Les, we've been reading it upside down... turns out we aren't fourth!

[Saint Billy]

Your a muppet, no your a muppet, no your a muppet, you muppet, don't call me a muppet, muppet.

[Sevvy]

I said get Dennis Geiger.

[John Boy Saint]

"When it's Red they will listen to, and believe every single word you say......... Trust me it works: I've been using it in front of the mirror every day..............I've never believed in myself so much!! ".

[Charlie Wayman]

Pellegrino says "What am I supposed to do with this hairdryer?"

[Dalek2003]

Can this tie machine take us back to the Spring of 2004 and take the advice of Dalek.

[Pamplemousse]

Les and Ralph were enjoying this spell of being classed as ‘heroes’ on the Portsmouth supporters’ hero-to-zero swingometer.

[Dangermouth]

Ralph: Are you sure this relegation device means single digit fans support, Les?

 

Les: Mmmmhmmm. Let's just put it on Pellegrino again to stimulate his tactical awareness.

[Cabrone]

Ralph: What is it?

 

Les: I don't know but it cost me £75M.

[Dangermouth]

Ralph: What is it?

 

Les: I don't know but it cost me £75M.

 

 

 

Well done; best one so far I think.

[saintnicoolas]

Les:well Ralph that went well with Forster , now turn the dial from catch to pass as redmonds in next

[Pilchards]

‘You like my bull**** detector Les, goes red every time you speak.’

[saintnicoolas]

Ralph: how did the meeting go with gao les?

Les: not great Ralph, sweet and sour chicken balls are going on the menu for all home games and he's invested the van dijk money in this torture device from the Chinese communist regime for trying to motivate the players

[Ultimatt]

*Les explains the Sell-o-meter to Ralph*

Les: All our players are green when they sign and if they play well they turn Red" (Liverpool)