Polaroid Saint Posted 7 February, 2018 Share Posted 7 February, 2018 I stopped by for the Beautiful Hair. I stayed for the Aphex Twin. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefScummer Posted 8 February, 2018 Share Posted 8 February, 2018 He looks like even more of a rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 20 August, 2018 Author Share Posted 20 August, 2018 New hair cut. Still looks like a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 Looks like a bird has shat on his head. Sent from my SM-T580 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 Looks like a bird has shat on his head. Sent from my SM-T580 using Tapatalk I was just gonna type that. Fkin big pigeons in Liverpool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 2002 called and wants its hairstyle back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 His mullet during the youth cup run confirmed he has horrendous stylistic choices in his locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggface Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Night Adam x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. Nice sentiments but the guy is still a bell end. Its not because he left, its the way he forced his move away. It also doesn't help that the guy is self obsessed with his appearance and the multiple sweeping back of the hair during a game is self explanatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. Good luck with your philosophy degree thesis, might need a bit more padding out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. Adam Lallanna is definitely not upper class, and since when has being upper class defined males and masculinity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. It's his actually Femininity, or rather his ability to act like a complete and utter part of the feminine anatomy to get his transfer that gets my goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Adam Lallanna is definitely not upper class, and since when has being upper class defined males and masculinity? Clearly you don't have a teenage daughter but Jacob Rees-Mogg posters are flying off the shelves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeham_69 Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. one of my genuine highlights reading this forum from the last few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed.I don't really get any of that. I still think it looks like a bird shat on his head. Should I seek help? Sent from my SM-T580 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed.Good for you. He's still a girly bellend though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Don't worry about it. It's just a bloke's haircut. I know a lot of us sink our identity into the collective tribal identity of Southampton FC but Adam Lallana is no threat to you of your perception-of-self. We'd have probably all gone to Liverpool in the same situation. It is really difficult to say from an epistemological perspective but most likely true. It is not Adam Lallana you hate, it is likely how his move made/makes you feel about the fragility of the institution in which your identity is so invested. If Lallana can leave the club than anyone can! He has rejected the club and, therefore, has rejected me-by-proxy and I must publicly scorn him to reassert my identity. Lallana comes out higher on all the key social ontologies that are seen to define males and masculinity (unfortunately): he is upper-class, financially successful and a beacon of heterosexuality (he has a gorgeous partner i'm assuming). But the Hair!! we can get him on the hair!!... let it go. Let your hatred go. I bet he is a really nice guy. Good night, i'm going to bed. Nobody with the attributes you state would let some other guy knob his bird on holiday and then claim little Arthur as his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Good for you. He's still a girly bellend though. Somewhat paradoxical. How can one be both girly and a bellend? simultaneously effeminate whilst being the tip of a penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Somewhat paradoxical. How can one be both girly and a bellend? simultaneously effeminate whilst being the tip of a penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Good for you. He's still a girly bellend though. How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefoggy Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Wants to stand out I guess, thinks he's Pirlo, but can't grow the beard. Fcking good player though whatever he did. Never got the hate. I can't stand Liverpool, but Lallana was fantastic for us and should still be a key part of the England team. WTF? short memory or what! Do we really have to remind you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 How old are you?Stop following me around the forum soggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 Clearly you don't have a teenage daughter but Jacob Rees-Mogg posters are flying off the shelves. I feel sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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