Possible business plan for the Gao's

[spyinthesky]

1. Sell VVD and Bertrand and net £50/£60m

2. Put all money on relegation at 7/1.

3. Keep Pellegrino to the end of the season to ensure relegation is certain

4. Sell remainder of players with any sort of value for £150m (may have to accept a write down on original book value as most of them have badly underperformed this year)

5. Pay 20% of the net return ( 20% of approx. £500m) ie £100m to Kat

6. Kat gets to control the club again with a decent return from her original 80% of the sale plus £100m plus access to the Parachute payments and she starts the process all over again.

7. Us tormented supporters get a new manager, new board, new players and hopefully see more entertaining football and a few wins to enjoy.

8. A number of Bookmakers get into financial difficulties and have to withdraw their sponsorship packages from rival clubs.

 

Happy days!!!

[Pamplemousse]

You should change your name to pieinthesky

[spyinthesky]

You should change your name to pieinthesky

 

Like it!!

 

Got to try to get some humour from somewhere even if it is misplaced!!!!

[mattyd]

1. Sell VVD and Bertrand and net £50/£60m

2. Put all money on relegation at 7/1.

3. Keep Pellegrino to the end of the season to ensure relegation is certain

4. Sell remainder of players with any sort of value for £150m (may have to accept a write down on original book value as most of them have badly underperformed this year)

5. Pay 20% of the net return ( 20% of approx. £500m) ie £100m to Kat

6. Kat gets to control the club again with a decent return from her original 80% of the sale plus £100m plus access to the Parachute payments and she starts the process all over again.

7. Us tormented supporters get a new manager, new board, new players and hopefully see more entertaining football and a few wins to enjoy.

8. A number of Bookmakers get into financial difficulties and have to withdraw their sponsorship packages from rival clubs.

 

Happy days!!!

I assume the tax fraud and company law breach is ignored by HMRC? Stupid post

[VectisSaint]

4. Sell remainder of players with any sort of value for £150m (may have to accept a write down on original book value as most of them have badly underperformed this year)

You are as deluded as a deluded thing. Would be lucky to get £30m for what we have left.

[kwsaint]

I assume the tax fraud and company law breach is ignored by HMRC? Stupid post

 

And there was me thinking he’d cracked it