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Could we get this viral - We Can't Survive


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If we want a bit of attention for our #Pellegrinomustgo online campaign today, I thought we might need a bit of content that might get a bit of attention beyond the Saints fanbase.

 

I've had something in my head for a week or so which could work as the kind of thing a Daily Star journo might pick up on or could generate a few retweets for the cause.

 

All it is a Saints web standard, a rewritten pop song. I'm certainly not suggesting it as a song for the ground of course.

 

It might work as a Threaded Tweet if someone with a lot of followers pick it up?

 

 

Anyway, here you go - do what you like with it. If any loons want to record it go ahead, we might need it come Boxing Day.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In fourteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

With you and Eric Black

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

 

 

If nothing else we get this trending we are guaranteed a win this afternoon.

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If we want a bit of attention for our #Pellegrinomustgo online campaign today, I thought we might need a bit of content that might get a bit of attention beyond the Saints fanbase.

 

I've had something in my head for a week or so which could work as the kind of thing a Daily Star journo might pick up on or could generate a few retweets for the cause.

 

All it is a Saints web standard, a rewritten pop song. I'm certainly not suggesting it as a song for the ground of course.

 

It might work as a Threaded Tweet if someone with a lot of followers pick it up?

 

 

Anyway, here you go - do what you like with it. If any loons want to record it go ahead, we might need it come Boxing Day.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In fourteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

With you and Eric Black

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

 

 

If nothing else we get this trending we are guaranteed a win this afternoon.

 

Fry, you can be a complex contrarian - but this Gloria Gaynor spoof is a clever work, and fun!

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If we want a bit of attention for our #Pellegrinomustgo online campaign today, I thought we might need a bit of content that might get a bit of attention beyond the Saints fanbase.

 

I've had something in my head for a week or so which could work as the kind of thing a Daily Star journo might pick up on or could generate a few retweets for the cause.

 

All it is a Saints web standard, a rewritten pop song. I'm certainly not suggesting it as a song for the ground of course.

 

It might work as a Threaded Tweet if someone with a lot of followers pick it up?

 

 

Anyway, here you go - do what you like with it. If any loons want to record it go ahead, we might need it come Boxing Day.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In fourteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

With you and Eric Black

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

 

 

If nothing else we get this trending we are guaranteed a win this afternoon.

 

Brilliant CB... Love it

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If we want a bit of attention for our #Pellegrinomustgo online campaign today, I thought we might need a bit of content that might get a bit of attention beyond the Saints fanbase.

 

I've had something in my head for a week or so which could work as the kind of thing a Daily Star journo might pick up on or could generate a few retweets for the cause.

 

All it is a Saints web standard, a rewritten pop song. I'm certainly not suggesting it as a song for the ground of course.

 

It might work as a Threaded Tweet if someone with a lot of followers pick it up?

 

 

Anyway, here you go - do what you like with it. If any loons want to record it go ahead, we might need it come Boxing Day.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In fourteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

With you and Eric Black

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

 

 

If nothing else we get this trending we are guaranteed a win this afternoon.

 

The only thing saints related to have have contained energy and effort this season (Boufal goal aside). :badger::badger::badger:

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If we want a bit of attention for our #Pellegrinomustgo online campaign today, I thought we might need a bit of content that might get a bit of attention beyond the Saints fanbase.

 

I've had something in my head for a week or so which could work as the kind of thing a Daily Star journo might pick up on or could generate a few retweets for the cause.

 

All it is a Saints web standard, a rewritten pop song. I'm certainly not suggesting it as a song for the ground of course.

 

It might work as a Threaded Tweet if someone with a lot of followers pick it up?

 

 

Anyway, here you go - do what you like with it. If any loons want to record it go ahead, we might need it come Boxing Day.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In fourteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

With you and Eric Black

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

 

 

If nothing else we get this trending we are guaranteed a win this afternoon.

 

Very good!

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haha this post looks so stupid now! seriously some of our supporters need to grow a pair and just get behind the team, doing s**t like this won't help things at all

 

This thread was stupid and embarrassing before today, back your team and ride the wave good or bad..

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OK 'mate' whatever you say. I mean it's not like we have years of posts from the original poster which may give an indication as to his intentions.

 

Well I've only made 700 posts in 10 years, so I'm to as familiar with the bell-ends as maybe someone whose made....is this right??...26447 posts! What the hell do you find to post about???

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2018 remix, removing the reference to Eric Black and changing 14th place to 16th place which just about sums it up.

 

Sing it at the Spurs game everyone.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In sixteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o

Walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

And you need to get the sack

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

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That is absolutely superb. Genuinely better than almost every chant we have from the terraces.

 

agree what a blast if we could sing that maybe the board of overpaid egos would have nowhere to hide from the cameras that would highlight them in the box on match days.

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2018 remix, removing the reference to Eric Black and changing 14th place to 16th place which just about sums it up.

 

Sing it at the Spurs game everyone.

 

 

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Pellegrino's got us all on this awful slide

Spent so many nights thinking how he's got it wrong

Cause we're not strong

And we're relying on Shane Long

And now we're back

In sixteenth place

We just walk in and watch the game with that sad look our face

We should have changed this stupid boss

We should have hounded out Les Reed

If we'd have known for just one second how dreadful it would be

 

Pellegrin-o

Walk out the door

Don't hang around now

Cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one supposed to hurt them with attack

But we've just crumbled

And you need to get the sack

 

Oh no not I

We can't survive

Pellegrino still in charge of us

I know we'll surely die

We've got all the love to give

Heading to the Championship

We won't survive

We won't survive

 

Oh no

 

"We should have hounded out Les Reed"???

 

Forgotten what you said a few days ago?.

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"We should have hounded out Les Reed"???

 

Forgotten what you said a few days ago?.

For a start I wrote that line in November not a few days ago.

 

Also - stupid song not sober analysis of our situation. Not difficult x x x

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