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Confucius he look at Saints and say:

 

1. Managers with similar names from same country not the same quality.

 

2. Problem of lack of goals not necessarily solved by change of manager.

 

3. Declarations of loyalty by footballers and managers worth less than expired yogurt.

 

4. Pay Shandong peanuts, get Shandong mountain monkeys.

 

5. Next time big club bindippers offer 70 million pounds for star defender, bite their hand off and throw in free Serbian playmaker.

 

6. Hire assistant manager from relegated club, sooner or later become relegation candidate.

 

P.S. Please ask Mr Gao for the original Chinese.

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Sun Zi says firing cannon after cavalry has already done its work.

 

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Wonder who is lined up by the black box. Fire, hire and invest Mr. Gao!

 

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We all know the black box is a glorified hard drive -and that when Uncle Les isn't boasting about it to the media, he's probably using it to stream his holiday snaps.

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We all know the black box is a glorified hard drive -and that when Uncle Les isn't boasting about it to the media, he's probably using it to stream his holiday snaps.

 

When you enter the “Bridge of the Starship Enterprise” it plays Ride on Time on repeat.

 

Ross Wilson hates Ride on Time

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UPDATED

 

Confucius he look at Saints and say:

 

1. Managers with similar names from same country not the same quality.

 

2. Problem of lack of goals not necessarily solved by change of manager.

 

3. Declarations of loyalty by footballers and managers worth less than expired yogurt.

 

4. Pay Shandong peanuts, get Shandong mountain monkeys.

 

5. Next time big club bindippers offer 70 million pounds for star defender, bite their hand off and throw in free Serbian playmaker.

 

6. Hire assistant manager from relegated club, sooner or later become relegation candidate.

 

7. Black box need many upgrades.

 

8. Academy pipeline need unclogging, young ones not coming out.

 

9. Difference between Everton and the Titanic is the Titanic at least showed up at Southampton before going down.

 

10. After Everton result, maybe managers with similar names from same country similar quality after all.

 

P.S. Please ask Mr Gao for the original Chinese.

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Confucius he look at Saints and say:

 

1. Managers with similar names from same country not the same quality.

 

2. Problem of lack of goals not necessarily solved by change of manager.

 

3. Declarations of loyalty by footballers and managers worth less than expired yogurt.

 

4. Pay Shandong peanuts, get Shandong mountain monkeys.

 

5. Next time big club bindippers offer 70 million pounds for star defender, bite their hand off and throw in free Serbian playmaker.

 

6. Academy pipeline need unclogging, young ones not coming out.

 

7. After Everton result, maybe managers with similar names from same country similar quality after all.

 

8. Difference between Everton and the Titanic, the Titanic at least showed up at Southampton before going down.

 

9. Hire assistant manager from relegated club, sooner or later become relegation candidate.

 

10. Black box need rebooting and manager need booting.

 

11. There is no ****tier club in the EPL than a Chinese-owned club, except another Chinese-owned club.

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