TopGun Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 We all get crap from relatives. This year I got a huge Homer Simpson bottle opener which would never fit in any kitchen drawer. I used it for the first time earlier tonight and it fell apart. Rubbish plastic etc with a big Homer face to sell it. What a crock of sh!t that was. I'll tell my aunt to get me more French porn vids next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Never had a bad present, but had a few mediocre ones. I received my last Xmas present, for this Xmas just gone, only last night. A very nice 1 litre bottle of Bushmills Whisky. I'm going to take my time over that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintdavey Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I received, from one of the Wife's Auntie, red touch up paint for a 2007 Honda Civic. As pleased as I was to receive this gift, it's usefullness is limited as I don't own a Honda Civic nor is my car red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I received, from one of the Wife's Auntie, red touch up paint for a 2007 Honda Civic. As pleased as I was to receive this gift, it's usefullness is limited as I don't own a Honda Civic nor is my car red! I get the feeling it's time to have her put in a home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 We all get crap from relatives. This year I got a huge Homer Simpson bottle opener which would never fit in any kitchen drawer. I used it for the first time earlier tonight and it fell apart. Rubbish plastic etc with a big Homer face to sell it. What a crock of sh!t that was. I'll tell my aunt to get me more French porn vids next year. That is quite funny. My brother got said same bottle opener...and it also fell apart on first use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I get the feeling it's time to have her put in a home Or change your car...Ungrateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 That is quite funny. My brother got said same bottle opener...and it also fell apart on first use! Also got this from a cousin... also broke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Also got this from a cousin... also broke! Is this a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Is this a lie. Is this a question? A plastic construction bottle opener is never going to be all that robust to be fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 My mum bought me a nice Purple Fleece from Edinburgh Woolen Mill. Exactly what I need here in the desert I might wear it as protection from the mad Tortoises when I start getting them to mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints1980 Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 A tie-hanger. Load of ********. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 My mum bought me a nice Purple Fleece from Edinburgh Woolen Mill. Exactly what I need here in the desert I might wear it as protection from the mad Tortoises when I start getting them to mate Maybe it's for when you go to that skiing place out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I was given a new collar for my dog from a colleage. I own two cats, no dogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I might wear it as protection from the mad Tortoises when I start getting them to mate I'm not sure that a fleece will stop the tortoise spunk TBH dp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I got 2 cd's that were free with the Daily Mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Maybe it's for when you go to that skiing place out there. Stow that - it's cheaper to airmiles to Switzerland than go there and rent all the clobber then get run over by the crazy locals who can't see 'cos that headress thing blows into their eyes on the way down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 A diving bell. I'm scared of heights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I got two tops from my godmother that were never going to fit me in a million years. Everyone knows I am a fat bloater, and normally I wouldn't mind if I could drop a stone and wear them, but they were so so small that no amount of fitness training, weight loss and holding my breath would get me into them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 A tie-hanger. Load of ********. I'll have it.I'm a c*nt who wears a tie to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 A diving bell. I'm scared of heights. What are you like with depths? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 What's the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 14 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 14 January, 2009 I got two tops from my godmother that were never going to fit me in a million years. Everyone knows I am a fat bloater, and normally I wouldn't mind if I could drop a stone and wear them, but they were so so small that no amount of fitness training, weight loss and holding my breath would get me into them. Ah, I forgot the multipack boxers, 30" waist... :smt012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 January, 2009 Share Posted 14 January, 2009 Silhouette enhancing Boxer Shorts. As if i need em, and they make it look mahooosive, almost comedy. Clients were impressed though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 January, 2009 Share Posted 15 January, 2009 Silhouette enhancing Boxer Shorts. As if i need em, and they make it look mahooosive, almost comedy. Clients were impressed though People with I.T. problems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 January, 2009 Share Posted 15 January, 2009 I got two tops from my godmother that were never going to fit me in a million years. Everyone knows I am a fat bloater, and normally I wouldn't mind if I could drop a stone and wear them, but they were so so small that no amount of fitness training, weight loss and holding my breath would get me into them. That was the hint, she wanted you to hold your breath . . Forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 15 January, 2009 Share Posted 15 January, 2009 I got given a pair of nail clippers once. Not even proper ones, tiny little things that you can attach to a key ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 15 January, 2009 Share Posted 15 January, 2009 A mug with a bag of Fairtrade coffee in it. I don't drink coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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