MickeyAggy Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Heard couple guys singing this VVD chant to the tune of the old one yesterday. Might be out on Saturday ! "F**k off Van Dijk, F**k off Van Dijk We just don't want you anymore You sucked Klopp's d**k You snakey Judas pr**k F**k off Virgil Van Dijk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 (edited) You've made a spelling mistake in the thread title Edited 8 August, 2017 by hutch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Heard couple guys singing this VVD chant to the tune of the old one yesterday. Might be out on Saturday ! "F**k off Van Dijk, F**k off Van Dijk We just don't want you anymore You sucked Klopp's d**k You snakey Judas pr**k F**k off Virgil Van Dijk" Did you register to post up that crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBizzier69 Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 My old man, said be a Van Dijk fan, I said "f*** off boll**ks you're a c**t (you're a c**t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Why sing about him? He's released that statement to try to make his position untenable. By all means help him out if you want to, but at least try to understand something first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Chim-chiminey, Chim-chiminey Chim-chim-cheree, Van Dijk is a **** Now f*ck off to Chelsea/City* (delete as appropriate) Chim-chiminey, Chim-chiminey Chim-chim-cheroo, Klippity Klopp He aint coming to you... or we could just ignore the greedy **** and move on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I don't see the point in making the situation any worse. Things can change very quickly, if we hold out and he is still our player come Sep. 1st then it is in our interests to get him re-integrated into the team and playing again. Just like we did with Morgan although I do accept the situation with VVD is far more difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Maybe we should come up with a profound banner as well so he can get used to being surrounded by chringeworthy helmets for when he goes to anfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Our former skipper, he was great, come on Virgil integrate, We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey! That'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Should be interesting when he returns for his new club. Think he will be hated more than Lovren IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Why sing about him? He's released that statement to try to make his position untenable. By all means help him out if you want to, but at least try to understand something first. Indeed. The more intellectual response would be to sing the original words, i.e. the opposite of what van Dijk and/or his agent is hoping to achieve at this moment in time. The time to wheel out the vitriol is after he's left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I think we should maintain a dignified silence on the matter. We are better than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 (edited) I think we should maintain a dignified silence on the matter. We are better than this Quite get over it. Edited 8 August, 2017 by manji Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Given his pathetic statement... "Always the victims" would have a nice ring to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Why sing about him? He's released that statement to try to make his position untenable. By all means help him out if you want to, but at least try to understand something first. Exactly. I've fantasised about a few less than savoury ideas, but not only would they be more fitting for an atmosphere you'd find at a Galatasaray-Fenerbache or River-Boca game, rather than the rippling murmurs of St Mary's, but also VVD would use something like that as an example of why he simply couldn't stay here any more. A chant might not be as extreme, but it would still have the same effect - weakening the clubs position and strengthening van Dijk's. And his agent's. A big banner saying "We forgive you Virgil, you're still welcome here" would probably be more effective, as gut wrenching as it might be to make it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Virgil van Dijk Didn't go on strike He wants us all to understand He's simply upset That the appropriate disciplinary protocols weren't met He's a stickler for rules, that van Dijk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Exactly. I've fantasised about a few less than savoury ideas, but not only would they be more fitting for an atmosphere you'd find at a Galatasaray-Fenerbache or River-Boca game, rather than the rippling murmurs of St Mary's, but also VVD would use something like that as an example of why he simply couldn't stay here any more. A chant might not be as extreme, but it would still have the same effect - weakening the clubs position and strengthening van Dijk's. And his agent's. A big banner saying "We forgive you Virgil, you're still welcome here" would probably be more effective, as gut wrenching as it might be to make it! I'm not sure fans chanting against him will make any difference and, if he's not playing, he probably won't even be in the stadium to hear them. Not sure anyone is suggesting we chant against him if he's on the pitch in a Saints shirt. If we made that banner we would be an absolute laughing stock for fans of the rest of the league. West Ham fans let Payet know what they thought of him disrespecting their club so no reason we shouldn't let Virgil know the same if and when he is sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_TOAST Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 can we go with the oldschool vvd is a w@nker, he wears a w@ nkers hat, and when he wears it back to front he looks a Fing tw @t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints boy in Leeds Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Sell him, move on without him. I would never boo a player for being ambitious or wanting to better himself, FairPlay to him. I love the club not the players. Unless a player has grown up with a team from a young age there won't be any loyalty what so ever, even then heads will be turned by bigger clubs offering more money, that is human nature. I wonder if Le Tissier were playing in today's world in terms of limelight and money, would he of stayed if he were in VVD position ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I'm not sure fans chanting against him will make any difference and, if he's not playing, he probably won't even be in the stadium to hear them. Not sure anyone is suggesting we chant against him if he's on the pitch in a Saints shirt. If we made that banner we would be an absolute laughing stock for fans of the rest of the league. West Ham fans let Payet know what they thought of him disrespecting their club so no reason we shouldn't let Virgil know the same if and when he is sold. Oh, absolutely. He can have the full "I wanna knooooow, why you're such a ****" then. But until then, don't get sucked into his tactics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 "There's only one Jamie Vardy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintadam Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Fans turning against VVD. Perfect for bidding clubs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Personally I won't chant or boo him, but if he is somehow still playing for us when Liverpool come around then I think this would be best; We've got Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk I just don't think you understand He'll never play for you, whatever you might do We've got Virgil Van Dijk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrian lord Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 He is dead to us. Ignore him completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Did you register to post up that crap... That's right, pal, he registered three years ago precisely because he knew this day was coming. He's been working on his chant in all that time. #richardheadPMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud mark of doom Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Virgil van Dijk Didn't go on strike He wants us all to understand He's simply upset That the appropriate disciplinary protocols weren't met He's a stickler for rules, that van Dijk This is excellent. Well done. I can feel SMS reverberating to this at the weekend. I did wonder, given someone said the initial poster had not posted before, whether the first song was written by his agent, to help expedite things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicBoom Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I actually feel more distaste toward Chambers. He was here from the age of 8, played 23 games for the first team then couldn't wait to leave for the greener grass of Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I actually feel more distaste toward Chambers. He was here from the age of 8, played 23 games for the first team then couldn't wait to leave for the greener grass of Arsenal. Not decided yet where VVD ranks in the defector stakes (in part that depends on the final outcome); but agree, at the moment, Chambers is the biggest tosser of all. Happily his career has gone nowhere which can be directly attributed to moving too early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 If we have to let the team down by singing about this bull**** instead of supporting them, I'd rather it were funny and original than just abusive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 That's right, pal, he registered three years ago precisely because he knew this day was coming. He's been working on his chant in all that time. #richardheadPMSL Nice to see you sign of with your name Richard... perhaps he`s your brother #bothdense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Nice to see you sign of with your name Richard... perhaps he`s your brother #bothdense Richard? What on earth are you on about. You're getting more and more lost in your contrived insult. If Carlsberg did name calling, you'd be a half of shandy, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I'm not sure fans chanting against him will make any difference and, if he's not playing, he probably won't even be in the stadium to hear them. Not sure anyone is suggesting we chant against him if he's on the pitch in a Saints shirt. If we made that banner we would be an absolute laughing stock for fans of the rest of the league. West Ham fans let Payet know what they thought of him disrespecting their club so no reason we shouldn't let Virgil know the same if and when he is sold. Don't know the ins and outs of it, but I think Payet's treatment was a little on the harsh side. If I recall correctly he wanted to go back to France because his family couldn't settle. In the end he went to Marseille - hardly a big step up - and took a pay cut. Of course, it's still poor refusing to play, letting yourself put on weight, and maybe he was angling for a move to someone like Chelsea or United instead. BUT if it really was the case that he wanted to return to his home country, it is a little more understandable than your standard "I'm ambitious" moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pass the Dutchie Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 #richardheadPMSL Richard? What on earth are you on about. There you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 (edited) There you go. Not quite pal - suggest you put down the dutchie. I'm a Richardhead (wtf) and now have a brother called Richard (wtfx2) according to our special little friend, ALWAYS. Its frankly bizarre as a number of PMs have suggested to me. You don't need to be Groucho Marx or Oscar Wilde to know that if you come up with an excruciatingly bad and barely comprehensible putdown, it's probably not a good idea to double down on it Edited 8 August, 2017 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I'm a Richardhead Cathartic, isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 Richard? What on earth are you on about. You're getting more and more lost in your contrived insult. If Carlsberg did name calling, you'd be a half of shandy, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olly Posted 8 August, 2017 Share Posted 8 August, 2017 I prefer 'you've got some f*cking front, you money grabbing c*nt' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanguin Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 I prefer a more nuanced and factual alteration to the original. We've got van Dijk Virgil van Dijk I just don't think you understand He's Jurgen Klopp's man He's sitting in the stands We've got Virgil van Dijk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 I prefer a more nuanced and factual alteration to the original. We've got van Dijk Virgil van Dijk I just don't think you understand He's Jurgen Klopp's man He's sitting in the stands We've got Virgil van Dijk This must be that famous scouse humour we're never hearing about... AOBL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 I think we should maintain a dignified silence on the matter. Sounds sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrone Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 Heard couple guys singing this VVD chant to the tune of the old one yesterday. Might be out on Saturday ! "F**k off Van Dijk, F**k off Van Dijk We just don't want you anymore You sucked Klopp's d**k You snakey Judas pr**k F**k off Virgil Van Dijk" Up there with Lennon and McCartney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 The best chant would be just silence and ignore him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 Up there with Lennon and McCartney. Don't they both play for Everton? (I know, not quite... almost though!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 Can't see the point in singing Primary school level playground name calling songs about him while he is here and acting a prize pillock.................... or should that be Richard Cranium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 I'd vote for total silence whenever he scores a goal. Granted people tend to forget themselves in such circumstances but it would be by far the most effective message IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 Heard couple guys singing this VVD chant to the tune of the old one yesterday. Might be out on Saturday ! "F**k off Van Dijk, F**k off Van Dijk We just don't want you anymore You sucked Klopp's d**k You snakey Judas pr**k F**k off Virgil Van Dijk" Thing is the guy actually wants to leave..so surely it would **** him off more if we chanted, "We want you to stay' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezz Posted 9 August, 2017 Share Posted 9 August, 2017 If he walks on the pitch in a Saints shirt and shows decent commitment then cheer him on. He ain't our wife and he hasn't banged the milkman. I don't care about him as much as he doesn't care about us, but he gets my vote if he does the business on the pitch right up until the point that he buggers off elsewhere. When that happens I'll have forgotten him and be cheering on his replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 10 August, 2017 Share Posted 10 August, 2017 A jazz hands version of Dijk, I love you so I want you to know That I'm going to miss your love The minute you walk out that door So please don't go Don't go, don't go Anfield Please don't go Don't go, I'm begging you to play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty's Caddy Posted 10 August, 2017 Share Posted 10 August, 2017 If he's wearing red and white he'll only be getting encouragement from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScepticalStan Posted 10 August, 2017 Share Posted 10 August, 2017 This is some of the most cringeworthy ******** I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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