SNSUN Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 1) Today, well we can hope can't we? 2) Tomorrow, all the cool clubs do business on a Sunday. 3) Next Week, but it'll be hugely underwhelming. 4) Next Week, and it'll make the Everton fans really jealous. 5) Later in July, but then we'll be waiting until the fricking end of August for another. 6) August, by which time Alpine will have committed suicide. 7) Signing? What signing? We don't need no stinking signings... 8 )Signings will only happen after the fire sale of all our top talent. 9) January, when we're rock bottom and have just appointed Allardyce to get us out the crap. 10) Cheesewafflemonkeyturd. Or come up with your own. Winner gets a discoloured bottle of Jack Daniels that has sat on my window sill for about 16 years. #summerisboring #workisboring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 Clearly #10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 7 - Eli Wallach - 27 of this month [emoji6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 4 but nothing will make those Everton fans jealous, they have everything to mount a charge on ALL fronts..... bow down to the BIG TOFFEES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 4 but nothing will make those Everton fans jealous, they have everything to mount a charge on ALL fronts..... bow down to the BIG TOFFEES Gylfi Sigurðsson would do the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesfp1 Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 6... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 Monday evening IMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 July 31. Parrot punching day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vectraman Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 It's a number 3 from me. Probably an unknown teenager signing for the youth side. Our last business of the transfer window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 January the 3rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjosaint Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 5 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJackoInHurworth Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 11 Transfer deadline day: Following the sale of Ryan Bertrand the club feel confident that Sam McQueen and Matt Targett are the future. Initially brilliant performances by McQueen justify the club's decision, but when he gets injured the club realise that Targett is still not yet ready for the first team and are forced to invest £6m, paying well over the odds, for 36 year old Patrice Evra from Marseille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezz Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 6. 5.5 actually. I sincerely hope Alpine does not top himself at all and continues to amuse me with his wum skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danjosaint Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 Who then sits on bench for 3mths whilst paying his inflated wages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 8 July, 2017 Share Posted 8 July, 2017 5. for me but you could add 0. for Always and Pamp dismissing that we need to improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 9 July, 2017 Share Posted 9 July, 2017 5. for me but you could add 0. for Always and Pamp dismissing that we need to improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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