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1) Today, well we can hope can't we?

2) Tomorrow, all the cool clubs do business on a Sunday.

3) Next Week, but it'll be hugely underwhelming.

4) Next Week, and it'll make the Everton fans really jealous.

5) Later in July, but then we'll be waiting until the fricking end of August for another.

6) August, by which time Alpine will have committed suicide.

7) Signing? What signing? We don't need no stinking signings...

8 )Signings will only happen after the fire sale of all our top talent.

9) January, when we're rock bottom and have just appointed Allardyce to get us out the crap.

10) Cheesewafflemonkeyturd.

 

Or come up with your own. Winner gets a discoloured bottle of Jack Daniels that has sat on my window sill for about 16 years.

 

#summerisboring #workisboring

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4 but nothing will make those Everton fans jealous, they have everything to mount a charge on ALL fronts..... bow down to the BIG TOFFEES :adore:

 

Gylfi Sigurðsson would do the trick

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11 Transfer deadline day: Following the sale of Ryan Bertrand the club feel confident that Sam McQueen and Matt Targett are the future. Initially brilliant performances by McQueen justify the club's decision, but when he gets injured the club realise that Targett is still not yet ready for the first team and are forced to invest £6m, paying well over the odds, for 36 year old Patrice Evra from Marseille.

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6.

 

5.5 actually. I sincerely hope Alpine does not top himself at all and continues to amuse me with his wum skills

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