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It's my birthday today (well, birthday anniversary) and in the real world I'm getting far too many "awww happy birthday hun" and other sorts of vile messages.

 

The thing is, I hate birthdays. Why do I need to be congratulated for waking up and being a day closer to my grave?

 

Anyway, I'm relying on the good people of of swf to be c**ts to me and call me horrible names etc, thus balancing out the "happy birthday" messages I'm recieiving.

 

Any help would be appreciated.

 

Scott e-dawg

 

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Treat yourself to a little bet.

 

As so many posters think that you are a ****, we must tke this as a sign that the betting gods are pointing us towards a punt on S****horpre playing away to Yeovil.

 

S****horpe WILL win, but it is your birthday, so at around evens, we need to find a bigger return for you.

 

You ABSOLUTELY MUST bet on Scunny to to win both halves (13/5). Also consider a final score of 1-2 (7/1), but I have an inkling that it will be a money making 0-3 result netting you a whopping 20/1. Consider placing a couple of quid on both results IMO.

 

I would wish you luck, but luck does not exist in my world.

 

Happy Birthday xx's

 

Incidentally, it is fairly likely that the teams will be made up of entirley home grown talent, and it is 100% certain that they will all be English speaking, which is nice.

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"The thing is, I hate birthdays. Why do I need to be congratulated for waking up and being a day closer to my grave?"

 

 

C**t.

 

nobody congratulates you for waking and being a day closer to your grave. its an anniversary dickwad, thats what the congratulations are for.

 

i know nothing about you, so im gonna guess you have a pox riddled face, you vvank into your mums tights when she's not there (nor wearing them, altho who knows) and you are angry with the world cos you have no friends?

 

how close am i?

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If I didn't like birthdays, or my own, I would probably just let it pass by without mentioning it on a fore arm to maximise the event and inform friends and strangers alike.

 

This is what I was thinking earlier. I do not celebrate my birthday and aside from my family (and I guess my employer as it is on a form somewhere), no-one knows when it is and hence I can get through it without many problems.

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Treat yourself to a little bet.

 

As so many posters think that you are a ****, we must tke this as a sign that the betting gods are pointing us towards a punt on S****horpre playing away to Yeovil.

 

S****horpe WILL win, but it is your birthday, so at around evens, we need to find a bigger return for you.

 

You ABSOLUTELY MUST bet on Scunny to to win both halves (13/5). Also consider a final score of 1-2 (7/1), but I have an inkling that it will be a money making 0-3 result netting you a whopping 20/1. Consider placing a couple of quid on both results IMO.

 

I would wish you luck, but luck does not exist in my world.

 

Happy Birthday xx's

 

Incidentally, it is fairly likely that the teams will be made up of entirley home grown talent, and it is 100% certain that they will all be English speaking, which is nice.

 

I hope that you took this advice young man.

 

Yeovil 2-0 down, man sent off. Money in the bank.

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F***, you're honest.

 

Confession, I lied actually Ponty:

 

 

 

£0.50

To Win - Single

Internet

1

Yeovil v S****horpe

S****horpe 2 - 1

 

7 - 1

Pending

 

 

£1.00

To Win - Single

Internet

1

Yeovil v S****horpe

S****horpe / S****horpe

 

13 - 5

Pending

 

 

And I ****ING WON!!!! The lemonayds is on me.

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big winnings there....

 

From your tone, I take it you are taking the pis s_s?

 

But a win is a win, I know a chap who used to bet REALLY big, he now lives in Regents Park, Londiniom, on a detached park bench. If you are gonna bet, bet for fun, not for the potebtial winnings, otherwise you will probably get hit by the potebntial losings IMO.

 

I ****ING WON, And you should be happy for me. I deserve it, my year so far is going very well indeed. And it's not even my ****ing birthday yet!

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Right,

 

I feel a bit gulty now for hijacking spotty dogs birthday thread; I feel that I should share my bounty with him

 

 

£0.50

To Win - Single

Internet

1

Yeovil v S****horpe

S****horpe 2 - 1

 

7 - 1

Win

£4.00

£0.00

£1.00

To Win - Single

Internet

1

Yeovil v S****horpe

S****horpe / S****horpe

 

13 - 5

Win

£3.60

£0.00

 

Give me your bank details mate and I'll transfer you're £3.05

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