scott_saints Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 It's my birthday today (well, birthday anniversary) and in the real world I'm getting far too many "awww happy birthday hun" and other sorts of vile messages. The thing is, I hate birthdays. Why do I need to be congratulated for waking up and being a day closer to my grave? Anyway, I'm relying on the good people of of swf to be c**ts to me and call me horrible names etc, thus balancing out the "happy birthday" messages I'm recieiving. Any help would be appreciated. Scott e-dawg XX
Thedelldays Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 **** you...you ****ing *****...go and take an overdose you **** ****
scott_saints Posted 13 January, 2009 Author Posted 13 January, 2009 **** you...you ****ing *****...go and take an overdose you **** **** Ahhhhh.....that was actually really refreshing!! Cheers you f**king c**t!!!!
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 I hope you have a lovely day, you deserve it. P.S. You are a (unt and fu(k your brothers sweaty hoop.
Jillyanne Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Happy birthday hun. Love from your stalker. x
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Another year nearer to your box, you waste of space. Is that alright mate? Happy Birthday :smt078
Master Bates Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=163122&postcount=14
Scudamore Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Heres hoping for your first pube What are you planning on doing with it?
Weston Super Saint Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Happy Birthday Hun. Hope you get all you deserve, which is f\/ck all really.
keithd Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 every day you wake you're one step closer to the grave, not just on the date of your birthday feckin idiot. you make george bush seem clever
Penfold Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 My 1 month old son has a bigger pen!s than you
scott_saints Posted 13 January, 2009 Author Posted 13 January, 2009 every day you wake you're one step closer to the grave, not just on the date of your birthday feckin idiot. you make george bush seem clever "The thing is, I hate birthdays. Why do I need to be congratulated for waking up and being a day closer to my grave?" C**t.
Master Bates Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 My 1 month old son has a bigger pen!s than you And I hear scott's is bigger than yours, oo'er
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Treat yourself to a little bet. As so many posters think that you are a ****, we must tke this as a sign that the betting gods are pointing us towards a punt on S****horpre playing away to Yeovil. S****horpe WILL win, but it is your birthday, so at around evens, we need to find a bigger return for you. You ABSOLUTELY MUST bet on Scunny to to win both halves (13/5). Also consider a final score of 1-2 (7/1), but I have an inkling that it will be a money making 0-3 result netting you a whopping 20/1. Consider placing a couple of quid on both results IMO. I would wish you luck, but luck does not exist in my world. Happy Birthday xx's Incidentally, it is fairly likely that the teams will be made up of entirley home grown talent, and it is 100% certain that they will all be English speaking, which is nice.
keithd Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 "The thing is, I hate birthdays. Why do I need to be congratulated for waking up and being a day closer to my grave?" C**t. nobody congratulates you for waking and being a day closer to your grave. its an anniversary dickwad, thats what the congratulations are for. i know nothing about you, so im gonna guess you have a pox riddled face, you vvank into your mums tights when she's not there (nor wearing them, altho who knows) and you are angry with the world cos you have no friends? how close am i?
keithd Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 ps happy birthday, hope that makes you angrier. have a great day, love keith
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 If I didn't like birthdays, or my own, I would probably just let it pass by without mentioning it on a fore arm to maximise the event and inform friends and strangers alike.
Jillyanne Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 If I didn't like birthdays, or my own, I would probably just let it pass by without mentioning it on a fore arm to maximise the event and inform friends and strangers alike. Yeah but you have a cool birthday!
bungle Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 If I didn't like birthdays, or my own, I would probably just let it pass by without mentioning it on a fore arm to maximise the event and inform friends and strangers alike. This is what I was thinking earlier. I do not celebrate my birthday and aside from my family (and I guess my employer as it is on a form somewhere), no-one knows when it is and hence I can get through it without many problems.
Durleyfos Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 I think Birthdays are great You've had so many as well.
bungle Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 I think Birthdays are great You have changed your tune.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Yeah but you have a cool birthday! This is very true!!
saint_stevo Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Did you get some new tan boots and Akon's album? CHAV
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Treat yourself to a little bet. As so many posters think that you are a ****, we must tke this as a sign that the betting gods are pointing us towards a punt on S****horpre playing away to Yeovil. S****horpe WILL win, but it is your birthday, so at around evens, we need to find a bigger return for you. You ABSOLUTELY MUST bet on Scunny to to win both halves (13/5). Also consider a final score of 1-2 (7/1), but I have an inkling that it will be a money making 0-3 result netting you a whopping 20/1. Consider placing a couple of quid on both results IMO. I would wish you luck, but luck does not exist in my world. Happy Birthday xx's Incidentally, it is fairly likely that the teams will be made up of entirley home grown talent, and it is 100% certain that they will all be English speaking, which is nice. I hope that you took this advice young man. Yeovil 2-0 down, man sent off. Money in the bank.
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 F***, you're good. It ain't over 'til the woman who can't adopt kids sings though Ponty, and if this one comes off (I went 3-0 BTW) it will be my first in over a month. So actually, no I am crap.
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 F***, you're honest. Confession, I lied actually Ponty: £0.50 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe 2 - 1 7 - 1 Pending £1.00 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe / S****horpe 13 - 5 Pending And I ****ING WON!!!! The lemonayds is on me.
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 big winnings there.... From your tone, I take it you are taking the pis s_s? But a win is a win, I know a chap who used to bet REALLY big, he now lives in Regents Park, Londiniom, on a detached park bench. If you are gonna bet, bet for fun, not for the potebtial winnings, otherwise you will probably get hit by the potebntial losings IMO. I ****ING WON, And you should be happy for me. I deserve it, my year so far is going very well indeed. And it's not even my ****ing birthday yet!
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Right, I feel a bit gulty now for hijacking spotty dogs birthday thread; I feel that I should share my bounty with him £0.50 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe 2 - 1 7 - 1 Win £4.00 £0.00 £1.00 To Win - Single Internet 1 Yeovil v S****horpe S****horpe / S****horpe 13 - 5 Win £3.60 £0.00 Give me your bank details mate and I'll transfer you're £3.05
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