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Handy Summer Guide for new fans.....


georgeweahscousin
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Let's all have a Meltdown, let's all have a Meltdown La lala la.

 

Important dates to look forward to.

 

June 14th ... Fixture List 2017/18 revealed.

 

August 12/13th EPL Season starts.

 

TBA 1 .... Puel resigns/gets sacked/announces he is staying. Let Meltdown Commence.

 

TBA 1... + or - 1 to 5 days. VVD / Bertrand / Cedric, Les Reed announces they are all happy and staying, every newspaper in UK announce they are all leaving. .... Meltdown goes into overdrive as our only signing so far is a 12 year old goal keeper.

 

Aug 12/13th minus 1 day ...still no new players signed. Pre season friendlies played entirely by U18 squad. Meltdown has melted

 

Transfer window minus 5 minutes VVD / Bertrand / Cedic / Tadic / Gabbiadini / Forster / Austin all sold to Liverpool for 200 million quid.

 

Transfer window minus 2 minutes we sign Budgie Burridge as cover goal keeper.

 

Meltdown complete.

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