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Posted
  Master Bates said:
People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads.

 

2headscq3.jpg

 

These two want children apparently. As they have only one set of reproductive organs they would both be the mother.

 

And frankly, who would be 'open minded' enough to do the deed?

Posted
  Colinjb said:
These two want children apparently. As they have only one set of reproductive organs they would both be the mother.

 

And frankly, who would be 'open minded' enough to do the deed?

 

Turkey baster :smt102

Posted
  Colinjb said:
These two want children apparently. As they have only one set of reproductive organs they would both be the mother.

 

And frankly, who would be 'open minded' enough to do the deed?

 

Brings new definition to the term 'double bagger' :shock:

Posted

"I'd rather have 24 hours of wonderful than a whole lifetime of nothing". I am sure that's straight out of Steel,Magnolias.

 

This story will spawn many jokes, but at the end of the day, I do wish them all the best, they will need it.

 

I hope that they will be able to cope with the media circus that will inevitably follow them around as if they are some sort of freak show (even by Pompey standards).

Posted (edited)

I'm pretty open minded tbf. I'd do it so hard, they'd feel like two eggs having their tops smashed open with a spoon. Then 4 eyes would pop out.

Edited by Master Bates
Posted
  Ponty said:
She spoke like she had a sock in her mouth and he sat there pulling a Kermit the Frog face.

expalin the dual headidness?

 

where are they from? any mention of which nightclubs they frequent?

Posted
  saint_stevo said:
expalin the dual headidness?

 

where are they from? any mention of which nightclubs they frequent?

 

He's talking about the retards from Portsmouth, not the two birds you'd like to plunge, who, incidentally live in America.

Posted

He didn't speak but she had the mockney tones of a Portsmothian, albeit she sounded like her tongue was stapled to the roof of her mouth. She looked greasy and unattractively porcine and he looked to have the air of the ginger lad in "The 'Burbs".

Posted
  Ponty said:
He didn't speak but she had the mockney tones of a Portsmothian, albeit she sounded like her tongue was stapled to the roof of her mouth. She looked greasy and unattractively porcine and he looked to have the air of the ginger lad in "The 'Burbs".

 

Oh come now, stop trying to be polite!!

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Posted
  bridge too far said:
Sort of makes us glad that we're all slim, intelligent, articulate and very good looking with beautiful hair and skin, doesn't it ;)

 

Three out of six ain't bad...

 

 

 

 

 

Is it?:(

Posted
  Dark Sotonic Mills said:
Three out of six ain't bad...

 

 

 

 

 

Is it?:(

 

I'm wondering which three you're thinking you are?

 

I'm sure beautiful hair is in there though...

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