Weston Super Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 But is Corpse the father??? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/Twins-in-one-body-for.4864784.jp
Ponty Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=162262&postcount=6
Ponty Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=162262&postcount=6
Saint Martini Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 25 and already trying to conceive for 7 years.....
Saint Martini Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 25 and already trying to conceive for 7 years.....
Master Bates Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 (edited) People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads. Edited 12 January, 2009 by Master Bates
Master Bates Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 (edited) People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads. Edited 12 January, 2009 by Master Bates
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Author Posted 12 January, 2009 S13 SFC said: That's sick! You should see her boyfriend :shock:
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Author Posted 12 January, 2009 S13 SFC said: That's sick! You should see her boyfriend :shock:
Hatch Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Hows that song go? Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother... or something...
Hatch Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Hows that song go? Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother... or something...
Durleyfos Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 That's the danger when brother and sister start trying to reproduce. Well, someone had to say it.
Durleyfos Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 That's the danger when brother and sister start trying to reproduce. Well, someone had to say it.
scott_saints Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Master Bates said: People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads. Easy way to have a 3some tbf.
scott_saints Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Master Bates said: People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads. Easy way to have a 3some tbf.
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Surely they don't share sunglasses too! Do they do each others make up do you think? Do they do each other?
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Surely they don't share sunglasses too! Do they do each others make up do you think? Do they do each other?
Gingeletiss Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 This is a money spinner for her....but will cost the taxpayer a sh*tload.......G*ds creation she say's .......yeh right.
Colinjb Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Master Bates said: People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads. These two want children apparently. As they have only one set of reproductive organs they would both be the mother. And frankly, who would be 'open minded' enough to do the deed?
bridge too far Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Colinjb said: These two want children apparently. As they have only one set of reproductive organs they would both be the mother. And frankly, who would be 'open minded' enough to do the deed? Turkey baster :smt102
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Author Posted 12 January, 2009 Colinjb said: These two want children apparently. As they have only one set of reproductive organs they would both be the mother. And frankly, who would be 'open minded' enough to do the deed? Brings new definition to the term 'double bagger' :shock:
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 "I'd rather have 24 hours of wonderful than a whole lifetime of nothing". I am sure that's straight out of Steel,Magnolias. This story will spawn many jokes, but at the end of the day, I do wish them all the best, they will need it. I hope that they will be able to cope with the media circus that will inevitably follow them around as if they are some sort of freak show (even by Pompey standards).
Master Bates Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 (edited) I'm pretty open minded tbf. I'd do it so hard, they'd feel like two eggs having their tops smashed open with a spoon. Then 4 eyes would pop out. Edited 12 January, 2009 by Master Bates
Ponty Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Holy sh*t, just seen the parents' interview on 5 News. Good grief.
saint_stevo Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 i probably would, could i put down 2 notches? They have different names so..... imagining it would be quite the blowy also
Hatch Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Ponty said: Holy sh*t, just seen the parents' interview on 5 News. Good grief. .....and?
Ponty Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 She spoke like she had a sock in her mouth and he sat there pulling a Kermit the Frog face.
saint_stevo Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 Ponty said: She spoke like she had a sock in her mouth and he sat there pulling a Kermit the Frog face. expalin the dual headidness? where are they from? any mention of which nightclubs they frequent?
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Author Posted 12 January, 2009 saint_stevo said: expalin the dual headidness? where are they from? any mention of which nightclubs they frequent? He's talking about the retards from Portsmouth, not the two birds you'd like to plunge, who, incidentally live in America.
Ponty Posted 12 January, 2009 Posted 12 January, 2009 He didn't speak but she had the mockney tones of a Portsmothian, albeit she sounded like her tongue was stapled to the roof of her mouth. She looked greasy and unattractively porcine and he looked to have the air of the ginger lad in "The 'Burbs".
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Author Posted 12 January, 2009 Ponty said: He didn't speak but she had the mockney tones of a Portsmothian, albeit she sounded like her tongue was stapled to the roof of her mouth. She looked greasy and unattractively porcine and he looked to have the air of the ginger lad in "The 'Burbs". Oh come now, stop trying to be polite!!
bridge too far Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Sort of makes us glad that we're all slim, intelligent, articulate and very good looking with beautiful hair and skin, doesn't it
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 bridge too far said: Sort of makes us glad that we're all slim, intelligent, articulate and very good looking with beautiful hair and skin, doesn't it Three out of six ain't bad... Is it?
Master Bates Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 I wonder if the Americans have one of these to go drink in
JohnnyFartPants Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Jillyanne said: My mother should have terminated the pregnancy imho. Don't be so harsh on yourself. :yawinkle:
Scudamore Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Dark Sotonic Mills said: Three out of six ain't bad... Is it? I'm wondering which three you're thinking you are? I'm sure beautiful hair is in there though...
bridge too far Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Scudamore said: I'm wondering which three you're thinking you are? I'm sure beautiful hair is in there though... Never met DSM but I'm sure intelligent and articulate are in there, without a doubt
Weston Super Saint Posted 13 January, 2009 Author Posted 13 January, 2009 bridge too far said: Never met DSM but I'm sure intelligent and articulate are in there, without a doubt Only leaves beautiful hair [wig] then
Scudamore Posted 13 January, 2009 Posted 13 January, 2009 Weston Super Saint said: Only leaves beautiful hair [wig] then Pure horse hair...Celine Dion
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