Players Songs

[Jai27]

The song for Gabbiadini thread got me thinking, so many of our players are without songs and as much as I like VVD it gets pretty dull singing that 20 times a game. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of the below...

 

Forster - 'England's number 1'... Really?

Cedric - ?

Yoshida - ?

VVD - 'We've got Van...'

Bertrand - ?

McQueen - 'He's one of our own...'

Romeu - 'Ori, Oriol, Ori...'

JWP - ?

Davis - I've heard 'You are my sunshine' a few times. Surely this should be a bit more popular?

Hojbjerg - ?

Clasie - ?

Boufal - ? (surely he's perfect for the old Pahars song)

Tadic - 'Dusan Tadic, woah oh...' Possibly the dullest song in football.

Redmond - ?

Sims - 'He's one of our own...'

Long - 'Hey Jude'

JayRod - ?

Gabbiadini - ?

Austin - 'Charlie Austin's Red and white...', but I heard a load of guys at the Palace away game singing a song to 'Glad all over' which was much better.

 

There have been some brilliant songs in the past (personal favourites would be Rickie's and Claus Lundekvam's. Also loved Wanyama's but wasn't really ours to start with) so surely we can come up with something new and unique ˈa la Wigan with Will Grigg? Any suggestions?

[Ulrich van Gobbel]

Cedric - ?

 

He's got one to the tune of She's Electric by Oasis - quite original for once I think?

[Oldeuboi]

Cedric's and Davis's (even though we stole it from N.Ire) are the only ones I really enjoy singing. Probably because they are catchy and pretty upbeat.

 

Any "he hates pompey" song just makes me cringe so rarely end up joining in. The Gabbiadini one last saturday was the bitter cherry on the top of that cake.

 

We need a revamp and some proper original songs. It's seriously dried up the last few seasons.

 

The best example I can think of is comparing Celtic's (or even Liverpool's) "Just can't get enough" with our half assed "duh duh duh JAY RODRIGUEZ".

[SKD]

Hojbjerg - ?

 

He's Pierre Højbjerg and his shots go in the stand - Rio - Duran Duran

 

Haven't thought of the rest yet though

 

Gabbiadini

 

Oh Gabbiandini's magic, he wears a magic hat,

He could have stayed at Napoli but he said no f uck that,

We play him on the left, we play him on the right,

He's taking us to Europe, to sing his song all night

 

VVD

 

Please someone come up with something better than this god awful song.

 

Unfortunately our fan base is **** and we struggle with anything that you can't speed up and clap like a loon.

[Jai27]

 

Oh Gabbiandini's magic, he wears a magic hat,

He could have stayed at Napoli but he said no f uck that,

We play him on the left, we play him on the right,

He's taking us to Europe, to sing his song all night

 

 

Love it.

 

Song for Claise to the tune of 'Daisy Daisy'...

 

Jordy Clasie he's gonna tackle you

He's half crazy he likes chips with mayo too

[ScepticalStan]

Oooooh super-cali-fragi-listic-Mano-Jabba-Dee-nee.

 

...something something something

 

There used to be a brilliant one for Saganowski to the same tune which went something like:

 

"Super Marek Saganowski he knows where the goal is

And he built my mate a house cos he is ****ing Polish

He drives a big white van to work but never gets there early

Now he lives with a wife and kids in a two bedroom flat in Shirley"

 

(I can't remember the exact words but it was something like that) - either way - was sung at away days now and again in the Champo days. Its never been beaten IMO.

[South City Si]

There is a Hojbjerg song, something similar to the Ballotelli song like:

 

"Oh Pierre Hojbjerg, one and only,

he's Premier League*,

they said his time was over if he stayed in Germany,

now he's on the South Coast and f**king hates Pompey"

 

*might be "He's from Munich" which sounds better