Bobbyboy Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Ref: "Hmm, good opportunity to kick J-Rod in the najjers without anyone noticing"
Hatch Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 AL ' Look there's 50p on the floor, I saw it first, It's mine! '
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Oriol: "...and this is for that f**king Nivea advert!"
ericofarabia Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Nivea Boy a bit premature in doing The Klinnsman Goal Celebration Dive. Pretty sure the ref would have given him a free kick even if nobody was in touching distance.
lifeintheslowlane Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 The old "tripped by the invisible leg" trick is usually enough to get a pen at Anfield. Just a "Pratt-fall" at St. Marys.
Saint86 Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 **Neil Swarbrick takes Steven Davis' hand. Neil Swarbrick: "Steve, I love you so much, will you marry me?" **Lallana throws himself to the floor in jealousy, desperate for attention **Oriol looks on in concentration, deciding where is best to plant his studs Steven davis: "hang on neil, let me just kick this *****, Nivea Boy, in the face!" **Davis winds up that want of a right foot of his.......
DuncanRG Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 When Adam heard rugby players were earning bigger wages than some footballers, he knew he had to get practising.
Colinjb Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Just hope the turf is as soft as my nivea smooth skin..
doddisalegend Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Lallana to Romeu " Stop staring at my arse that belongs to Jordan Henderson"
benjii Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Do I look like less of a walrus-faced **** from this angle?
dronskisaint Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Oriol: "...and this is for that f**king Nivea advert!" Winner!
Lastman73 Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 "If Sturridge can do it so can I " Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
5string Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Fresh from his success as TV's 'Nivea Man', Lallana auditions to be Tom Cruise's replacement in 'Mission Impossible: The Final'.
John Boy Saint Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Ouch!! Clatts would have loved to have been here to see that, there is no way I can blow my whistle for that he would be giving me wedgies round ref school for months!!
Secret Site Agent Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Romeu takes such a deep snort in through his nose he sucks up Lallana from the floor.
St_Tel49 Posted 12 January, 2017 Posted 12 January, 2017 Referee: Its OK Adam mate - I'll see you right. Pheeep.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now