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St Hando
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do you know the difference between a **** (male chicken as filter stops the wording)and a chicken drumstick? (this i suggest you ask the ladies)

when they say No, you reply

Do you want to come on a picnic with me then.

It makes them smile and thats a good start.It will then rely on your personality to do the rest.....ohhhh

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another.

 

get chatting to a girl and whisper in her ear..

 

"i have a knife in my pocket, lets not turn a rape into a murder"

 

Thats Hilarious!!!!! I love being in the Army, i get to work with likeminded sicko's.

 

As for my chat up line, get chatting to a bird then tell her you just pictured her ****ting on a dead puppys corpse, she'll be all over you like rash.

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in all honestly just make her feel special and stuff, tell her how gorgeous she is and how its like she is the only girl you can see in the room

 

then beat her doors in

 

A common myth unless your talking to a fat bird and she needs a confidence booster.

 

Take the p1ss out of the girl....she will then be putty in your hand.

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Oh yeah, and you can't wait any longer than half or minute or so between eye contact and starting talking to them. Makes it feel natural, like. If you keep leering at them for ages and are obviously psyching yourself up to start chatting them up they mostly lose interest.

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