benjii Posted 22 October, 2016 Share Posted 22 October, 2016 How odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 22 October, 2016 Share Posted 22 October, 2016 Feels good on your bum though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 The most useless thing ever invented. But not to worry, they will all have to be removed and sent back to France as a part of BREXIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 The most useless thing ever invented. But not to worry, they will all have to be removed and sent back to France as a part of BREXIT. Nice one. It's not just france. Most italian bathrooms have them, and until fairly recently spanish ones did as well. I quite like them, especially when I've overslept and don't have time for a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 Nice one. It's not just france. Most italian bathrooms have them, and until fairly recently spanish ones did as well. I quite like them, especially when I've overslept and don't have time for a shower. Wouldn't it be quicker to stick your head down the loo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 Feels good on your bum though. You're thinking of a hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 Armageddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 You're thinking of a hamster Yes. A wet hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 How odd. Expecting to get your arse clean with your hands and some very thin fragile paper; that's what's odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colehillsaint Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 How odd. Expecting to get your arse clean with your hands and some very thin fragile paper; that's what's odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 Expecting to get your arse clean with your hands and some very thin fragile paper; that's what's odd. Baby wipes - thats the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 October, 2016 Share Posted 23 October, 2016 Expecting to get your arse clean with your hands and some very thin fragile paper; that's what's odd. Baby wipes - thats the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 20 November, 2016 Share Posted 20 November, 2016 Expecting to get your arse clean with your hands and some very thin fragile paper; that's what's odd. Agreed. If someone shat on a tiled floor (perhaps in your kitchen) would you forego the use of water in the clean up process? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 21 November, 2016 Share Posted 21 November, 2016 Ideal for washing your feet in ....... obviously one foot at a time unless the bidet is placed in a convenient position so that you can sit on the edge of the bath or toilet and stick both feet in at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 21 November, 2016 Share Posted 21 November, 2016 Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 21 November, 2016 Share Posted 21 November, 2016 Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Are we talking minds or bums here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 21 November, 2016 Share Posted 21 November, 2016 Well, obviously not minds around here. I had years living with a bidet, but hardly ever used it for its intended purpose. Maybe that's because I'm a clean sh****r and keep up me roughage, and had plenty of showers which can be equally fun.. Handy for feet mind.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 21 November, 2016 Share Posted 21 November, 2016 Citizen Bidet was one of the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 23 November, 2016 Share Posted 23 November, 2016 When I first arrived in France along with a German friend, there was a bidet I our hotel room. I shall never forget coming back to the room to find the bidet full of dirty socks and a pair of underpants. The following morning I was to discover my German friend kneeling and bent over the bidet washing his hair!!! So obviously for some bidet we're found to be very useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 5 December, 2016 Share Posted 5 December, 2016 You're thinking of a hamster No you're thinking of gerbil but that was a whole other radio show ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 December, 2016 Share Posted 5 December, 2016 I like the hoses you get in Thailand for squirting your bum hole clean. Dries in no time out there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 6 December, 2016 Share Posted 6 December, 2016 Bidet's in our bathrooms, people wasting good money buying bottled water, the shameful sight of Englishmen in a gym for gods sake. This nation has gone to pot I tells you .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 6 December, 2016 Share Posted 6 December, 2016 This could end up being the greatest thread since the PTS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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