Song for Hesketh

[Bad Wolf]

I don't have one but you know the drill...

[Barry the Badger]

I vote we wait until he makes a mistake then start singing "Charlie Austin's red and white" as loud as we possibly can.

[Pamplemousse]

He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Jake Hesketh makes Messi look shíte

[St Lej]

Jake Hesketh waaaooohh

Jake Hesketh waaaooohh

From the Academy

He ****in' hates Pompey

[The Cat]

My Brother Jake by Free

 

We love you Jake

Making the plays

The way Puel says

We love you Jake

Don't ever think about changing your ways

[simo]

Something to the tune of jake the peg

[hutch]

We need to know if he f*kin' hates anybody first.

[Shance]

His no look pass to Austin is deserving of a place on the banner imo. **** Fonte, when has he ever done that?

[richard]

To 'Anarchy in the UK' by the sex pistols:

 

his name is Jake Hesketh

he plays in our diamond, on the left

mostly in the cups so far,

but he's gonna be a star,

I wanna be.. Jake Hesky

[Saint86]

He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Jake Hesketh makes Messi look shíte

 

[DuncanRG]

We probably won't get that many chances to sing it, unfortunately