Block 18 Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 After reading the thread about having a kip, and JFP's conversation with his pupil about being an inanimate object, got me thinking, what would the best thing be. There's always the likes of coming back as a girls bicycle saddle, but that depends on who owns the bike. Personally I would come back as a restaurant table, for the simple reason your guaranteed to get laid a couple of times a day what would you come back as? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 I'd like to come back as Jill's mum @ 12 years old, and ensure I never have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Glen Hoddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 The Finance & Business Reporter for the Sunday Sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 I'd like to come back as Jill's mum @ 12 years old, and ensure I never have kids. Bully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 9 January, 2009 Share Posted 9 January, 2009 Toilet seat in a convent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 9 January, 2009 Share Posted 9 January, 2009 A fit Tart, With a fanny like a horses Collier, Buy a gallon of cold cream and get my sweeeeeeeeeet ass! down the dockyard wall, Make a fortune;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 January, 2009 Share Posted 9 January, 2009 A dildo You've got the wrong idea again Shane. It has to be something different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 January, 2009 Share Posted 9 January, 2009 panty liner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 A road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 A road. I wouldn't mind being a smaller side road. A roads get a bit busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 I wouldn't mind being a smaller side road. A roads get a bit busy. B road? Or maybe a secluded cul de sac, or a nice leafy avenue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 God. End of Story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 God. End of Story. He is omnipotent.Not an inanimate object.Go & stand in the corner & watch that awful programme you keep banging on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 (edited) He is omnipotent.Not an inanimate object.Go & stand in the corner & watch that awful programme you keep banging on about. How do you know that? Prove that he is not an inanimate object and then ok. Sadly that programme has finished - tis on next week though. I see others haven't picked inanimate objects yet you have a go at me? Loco! Edited 12 January, 2009 by Johnny Shearer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 Lampost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 A Labrador Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 A lesbian page 3 model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 A lesbian page 3 model. Or a lesbian in a mans body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Or a lesbian in a mans body. A man in a lesbians body, oh yeah. But she would most probably not be a lesbian after I had cured her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 I'd come back as Pino Palladino. If only for the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 A pak ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK the 2nd Posted 13 January, 2009 Share Posted 13 January, 2009 Danny Mountain http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=8045 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 13 January, 2009 Share Posted 13 January, 2009 Danny Mountain http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=8045 http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=303679119 Interests: Man United!!! ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 13 January, 2009 Share Posted 13 January, 2009 I would come back as a flying giraff. reason? would be funny stealing peoples food while pooing all over them ****ers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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