Saints Top Trumps.

[rickylambert]

Anyone got any suggestions for categories? Supposed to be funny. It's for a fanzine I am putting together. Any that actually used, will get a free copy.

[Colinjb]

1) Potential to open a local curry house/casino/nightclub after his playing career is over. (Out of ten)

2) The Dani Osvaldo rating for mental instability. (Out of ten, Dani a ten, JWP a one)

3) The Traitor-o-meter. (Likelihood of a player being liked/disliked after leaving the club.)

[Badger]

Injured/ crocked

Suspended

Seriously overpriced/over rated

'Stepping stone'

[Rut]

Chances of getting nicked down Derby Road

Chances of taking a surf board to Weston Beach

Chances of being sold a penthouse suite in Albion Towers

Chances of getting caught in bed with Katharina Liebherr

Chances of getting a round in at the Saints Pub, Millbrook

[Badger]

Caught thieving from handbags in Portsmouth.