New songs to reflect our wonderful position as a club

[Turkish]

We've won it 3 times, we've won it 3 times

The profit transfer window trophy

We've won it 3 times

 

Your business model is unstainable

(You're so sh*t it's unbelievable)

 

Our balance sheet, is better than yours

Our balance sheet is better than yours

We've got a transfer window net profit

Our balance sheet is better than yours

(I've got a shed that's bigger than this)

 

Any more?

[georgeweahscousin]

 

Your business model is unstainable

(You're so sh*t it's unbelievable)

 

I like this one. Should sing it at anyone who has overspent on average players e.g. Everton/Palace

[hypochondriac]

What do we do with our better players?

 

What do we do with our better players?

 

What do we do with our better players?

 

Sell them on for profit

 

Hooray the money rising

 

Hooray kat's profit climbing

 

Guillable fans are smiling

 

What a crappy season.

[Heisenberg]

I got ninety nine problems but a bank balance ain't one

 

Or

 

Money talks, mmm, mmm, money talks

Dirty cash I want you, dirty cash I need you, oho

Money talks, money talks

Dirty cash I want you, dirty cash I need you, oho

[Johnny Bognor]

Our cash flows on fire, your accountant's terrified!!

[CB Fry]

We got bills

 

We gotta pay

 

So we gonna pay them off immediately because we have a very positive cash flow situation actually.

[shurlock]

Gareth Rogers, whoa

Gareth Rogers, whoa

He comes from Deloitte

He thinks your P&L is shîte

[eelpie]

But..

Your League position is not better than ours

Might be the reply

[CB Fry]

Que sera sera

Whatever will be will be

We're being run profitably

Que sera sera

[Polaroid Saint]

Your business model is unstainable

(You're so sh*t it's unbelievable)

 

While I do think this is very good, the word/spelling is unsustainable.

 

Little point in taunting the opposition with claims they have a spotless fiscal policy.

[Miltonaggro]

He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, Leslie Reed, Leslie Reed...

[Johnny Bognor]

The basic fundamentals of a saints chant are missing...

 

No

 

No "we hate pompey"

 

Have we really changed that much as a club?

Edited 25 August, 2016 by Johnny Bognor

[OldNick]

we bring a cheap one in,

a dear one out,

in out

in out

that's what we're all about

 

Oh the money takey

 

in out in out, take it all out

[trousers]

Where's your money gone, where's your money gone?

Far far away

Ooooh wee, we buy on the cheap cheap

Chirpie chirpie cheap cheap cheap

[31cc]

Ooh when the cash, comes marching in,

Oh when the cash, comes marching in,

We're gonna be in mid table,

Oh when the cash comes marching in

 

(We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey)

[ericofarabia]

Kerching, where ever you maybe

We are The Boys of The SFC

We only buy cheap, and sell expensively

We are The Boys who make money!!

 

We hate Pompey we hate pompey

[ErwinK1961]

We've got moneeeey, loads of moneeeeey

I just don't think you understaaaand

Our balance sheet is great

We won't finish top 8

We've got loads of moneeeey

[baggytrousers]

I'll wet the bed and melt with you

You've seen the difference and it's getting wetter all the time

There's nothing you and I won't poo-poo

I'll wet the bed and melt with you

[tajjuk]

Our cash flows on fire, your accountant's terrified!!

 

I like this one.

 

 

Bank balance wise I think we lose out to Arsenal supposedly they are sitting on over £250 million

[Ashby Saint]

LOL!

[Lighthouse]

Cash! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Enough to buy the universe

Cash! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

We'll sell every one of them.

[baggytrousers]

Panic on the streets of Totton

Panic on the streets of Bursledon

I wonder to myself

Would life ever be sane again

 

Burn down the Glasgow

Hang blessed Saint Robbie

Because the whinges they constantly post

They say nothing to me about my team

Hang blessed Saint Robbie

Because the whinges they constantly post

On Eastleigh side-streets that you lurk round

The provincial views you write down

Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie

Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie

Hang Saint Robbiiieeee

Hang Saint Robbbiiieee

Hang Saint Robbbiiieee

Hang Saint Robbbiiieee

Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie

[lloydie]

Que sera sera

Whatever will be will be

We're being run profitably

Que sera sera

 

Actually quite like that one

[Manuel]

If the balance sheet looks cushty clap your hands

[Turkish]

When Kurger said

we're a small club in the premiership

ohh words cant describe how we feel when he's talking sh*te

We gotta sell to buy

we post record profits all the time

that's why we sing this song

for the corporate governance at Southampton

[SW5 SAINT]

Trouble is is none of the above is true these days, we break our transfer record on yet another crap record buy, and then ship them out on loan. Eventually writing of the loss. Not a sustainable business model..........

[ericb]

with apologies to Gutta Percha

 

Oh Southampton's profits,

They really grow very fast (really grow very fast)

We don't want to win things,

our money grabbing's unsurpassed.

 

[Repeat x 2]

 

Balance Sheet, Balance Sheet, Balance Sheet.

[RedArmy]

You have got the club you deserve!!!1 Or some bo11ocks like that.

[Cabbage_Face]

Oh when the box

Goes signing a player

Oh when the box, goes, signing some players..

I wanna write them off before they've played

Oh when the box

goes signing a player

 

or

 

Get into them, **** them up

[Turkish]

You have got the club you deserve!!!1 Or some bo11ocks like that.

 

You can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

But you whinging mongs will find

You got what you deserve

[OldNick]

You never close your ears when a bid comes in,

And there's no relentlessness in your Liverpool trips,

Your not trying to show it (Leslie)

But Leslie, Leslie we know it

You've lost that winning feeling,

Whoa that winning feeling,

We've lost that winning feeling, that winning feeling,

Now its gone, gone ,gone,

 

Bring back that winning feeling,

That winning feeling.

Cos its gone gone gone,

and you can't go on, Leslie

[Master Bates]

He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, Leslie Reed, Leslie Reed...

 

He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, Leslie Reed, Leslie Reeeeed, He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, it's Southampton's Les-lie Reeeeed

[ChiefScummer]

No no,

No no no no,

No no no no,

No no no ambition.

[niceandfriendly]

We've won it 3 times, we've won it 3 times

The profit transfer window trophy

We've won it 3 times

 

Your business model is unstainable

(You're so sh*t it's unbelievable)

 

Our balance sheet, is better than yours

Our balance sheet is better than yours

We've got a transfer window net profit

Our balance sheet is better than yours

(I've got a shed that's bigger than this)

 

Any more?

 

Would love to hear this to the tune of Billy Bragg's 'A New England'...

 

Well, there will be a time when the team wins

There will be times when the team loses

Oh the Southampton team plays today

Will you attend the match with your ticket in hand?

If you have a pint of alcoholic beverage before the match,

Have a glass of water afterwards to avoid a hangover the next day

Shane Long is a quick player he'll score a goal today

Danny Ings is a striker who'll score a goal today

Cedric Soares defends, as does Matty Targett

Alex McCarthy our goalkeeper, dear goalkeeper,

So yes there will be a day when the team wins

and there will come a day when the team loses

 

repeat

[Turkish]

We got rainbow laces, fly trannie flags

lessers and gays make us glad

Enjoy Ramadan, happy Eid

We'll embrace every cause you need

God bless Saints FC, viva Saints FC

Long Live Saints FC, c'est magnifique Saints FC

Magnifique Saints FC

[niceandfriendly]

I had a hotdog at the St Mary's Stadium

But I obviously didn't attend for the hotdogs

I attended to watch the match of football

Which I remember was Southampton versus another side

Goals were scored and there was even a throw in

Throw in, throw in, throw yourself in

Gabbiadini, Gabbiadini

Ooooooooooooooh

I attended to watch the match of football

 

 

 

to the tune of Another one bites the dust

[SKD]

From Leauge 1 into Europe, I didn’t think that it would stop,

But the fat b!t ch she got greedy and she clearly eats a lot.

 

Now got Jisheng and his daughter Nelly, they’re both fu cking skint,

Why don’t you f uck off back to China and take the f ucking hint.

 

allez allez allez

[DT]

d dum da dum da dum da dum Deep Roster! (to be sung to the tune of Blockbuster)

[Mr Saints]

We're sh*t and we know we are

[Hatch]

Get down deeper and down

Down down deeper and down

Down down deeper and down

Get down deeper and down

I want all the world to see

To see you're laughing, and you're laughing at me

I can take it all from you

Again again again again

Again again again and deeper and down

[Nordic Saint]

I like this one. Should sing it at anyone who has overspent on average players e.g. Everton/Palace

 

That would mean we'd be singing it to ourselves then.

[notnowcato]

No no,

No no no no,

No no no no,

No no no ambition.

 

This is the Apple of football songs to reflect our demise...

[Manuel]

We keep all the dross

We keep all the dross

We sell all the good ones,

and keep all the dross

[VectisSaint]

The Chinese Way

Who knows what they know

The Chinese legend Gao

 

Apologies to Level 42

[simo]

We can regurgitate the old we're coming for you song now !

[Turkish]

Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei oh

Down the football league we'll go

and when we're relegated this is what we'll shout

we are Southampton, Gao, hughes and Kruger out

[Noodles34]

Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei oh

Down the football league we'll go

and when we're relegated this is what we'll shout

we are Southampton, Gao, hughes and Kruger out

 

You need to work on the last line, hughes should have a capital and you've spelt Kruger (sic) wrong

[Turkish]

We got a half priced Wesley hoedt

And loads and loads of other Shiite

A black box, Canadian cock a beaded striker who is a crock

A boufal

A claise

Mohamed elyanoussi

Danny ings

Harry Reed

Kat sold us for her greed

We blame the mush called Leslie Reed

 

We got a supporters group, a twitter bio

Your match experience makes you smile

No wins at home? What does it matter?

You can have a pre match sharing platter

 

God bless saints fc

Viva saints fc

Long live saints fc

C’est magnifique saints fc

Magnifiue saints fc

[Saint Billy]

In the summertime when the weather was hot

We had a chance to ship all the dross that we'd got

But we decided to

move on the best player that we had

With all the sh*t that's come in

Not surprised this season's going bad.

[cloggy saint]

From Leauge 1 into Europe, I didn’t think that it would stop,

But the fat b!t ch she got greedy and she clearly eats a lot.

 

Now got Jisheng and his daughter Nelly, they’re both fu cking skint,

Why don’t you f uck off back to China and take the f ucking hint.

 

allez allez allez

 

Classy.