Turkish Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 We've won it 3 times, we've won it 3 times The profit transfer window trophy We've won it 3 times Your business model is unstainable (You're so sh*t it's unbelievable) Our balance sheet, is better than yours Our balance sheet is better than yours We've got a transfer window net profit Our balance sheet is better than yours (I've got a shed that's bigger than this) Any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeweahscousin Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Your business model is unstainable (You're so sh*t it's unbelievable) I like this one. Should sing it at anyone who has overspent on average players e.g. Everton/Palace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 What do we do with our better players? What do we do with our better players? What do we do with our better players? Sell them on for profit Hooray the money rising Hooray kat's profit climbing Guillable fans are smiling What a crappy season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 I got ninety nine problems but a bank balance ain't one Or Money talks, mmm, mmm, money talks Dirty cash I want you, dirty cash I need you, oho Money talks, money talks Dirty cash I want you, dirty cash I need you, oho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Our cash flows on fire, your accountant's terrified!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 We got bills We gotta pay So we gonna pay them off immediately because we have a very positive cash flow situation actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Gareth Rogers, whoa Gareth Rogers, whoa He comes from Deloitte He thinks your P&L is shîte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 But.. Your League position is not better than ours Might be the reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Que sera sera Whatever will be will be We're being run profitably Que sera sera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaroid Saint Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Your business model is unstainable (You're so sh*t it's unbelievable) While I do think this is very good, the word/spelling is unsustainable. Little point in taunting the opposition with claims they have a spotless fiscal policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, Leslie Reed, Leslie Reed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 (edited) The basic fundamentals of a saints chant are missing... No No "we hate pompey" Have we really changed that much as a club? Edited 25 August, 2016 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 we bring a cheap one in, a dear one out, in out in out that's what we're all about Oh the money takey in out in out, take it all out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Where's your money gone, where's your money gone? Far far away Ooooh wee, we buy on the cheap cheap Chirpie chirpie cheap cheap cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31cc Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Ooh when the cash, comes marching in, Oh when the cash, comes marching in, We're gonna be in mid table, Oh when the cash comes marching in (We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Kerching, where ever you maybe We are The Boys of The SFC We only buy cheap, and sell expensively We are The Boys who make money!! We hate Pompey we hate pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErwinK1961 Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 We've got moneeeey, loads of moneeeeey I just don't think you understaaaand Our balance sheet is great We won't finish top 8 We've got loads of moneeeey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggytrousers Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 I'll wet the bed and melt with you You've seen the difference and it's getting wetter all the time There's nothing you and I won't poo-poo I'll wet the bed and melt with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajjuk Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Our cash flows on fire, your accountant's terrified!! I like this one. Bank balance wise I think we lose out to Arsenal supposedly they are sitting on over £250 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashby Saint Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 25 August, 2016 Share Posted 25 August, 2016 Cash! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! Enough to buy the universe Cash! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! We'll sell every one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggytrousers Posted 26 August, 2016 Share Posted 26 August, 2016 Panic on the streets of Totton Panic on the streets of Bursledon I wonder to myself Would life ever be sane again Burn down the Glasgow Hang blessed Saint Robbie Because the whinges they constantly post They say nothing to me about my team Hang blessed Saint Robbie Because the whinges they constantly post On Eastleigh side-streets that you lurk round The provincial views you write down Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie Hang Saint Robbiiieeee Hang Saint Robbbiiieee Hang Saint Robbbiiieee Hang Saint Robbbiiieee Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydie Posted 26 August, 2016 Share Posted 26 August, 2016 Que sera sera Whatever will be will be We're being run profitably Que sera sera Actually quite like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 26 August, 2016 Share Posted 26 August, 2016 If the balance sheet looks cushty clap your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 September, 2018 Author Share Posted 1 September, 2018 When Kurger said we're a small club in the premiership ohh words cant describe how we feel when he's talking sh*te We gotta sell to buy we post record profits all the time that's why we sing this song for the corporate governance at Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 Trouble is is none of the above is true these days, we break our transfer record on yet another crap record buy, and then ship them out on loan. Eventually writing of the loss. Not a sustainable business model.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 with apologies to Gutta Percha Oh Southampton's profits, They really grow very fast (really grow very fast) We don't want to win things, our money grabbing's unsurpassed. [Repeat x 2] Balance Sheet, Balance Sheet, Balance Sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 You have got the club you deserve!!!1 Or some bo11ocks like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 Oh when the box Goes signing a player Oh when the box, goes, signing some players.. I wanna write them off before they've played Oh when the box goes signing a player or Get into them, **** them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 September, 2018 Author Share Posted 1 September, 2018 You have got the club you deserve!!!1 Or some bo11ocks like that. You can’t always get what you want You can’t always get what you want You can’t always get what you want But you whinging mongs will find You got what you deserve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 You never close your ears when a bid comes in, And there's no relentlessness in your Liverpool trips, Your not trying to show it (Leslie) But Leslie, Leslie we know it You've lost that winning feeling, Whoa that winning feeling, We've lost that winning feeling, that winning feeling, Now its gone, gone ,gone, Bring back that winning feeling, That winning feeling. Cos its gone gone gone, and you can't go on, Leslie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, Leslie Reed, Leslie Reed... He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, Leslie Reed, Leslie Reeeeed, He's fat, he's round, makes Kat millions of pounds, it's Southampton's Les-lie Reeeeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefScummer Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 No no, No no no no, No no no no, No no no ambition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 We've won it 3 times, we've won it 3 times The profit transfer window trophy We've won it 3 times Your business model is unstainable (You're so sh*t it's unbelievable) Our balance sheet, is better than yours Our balance sheet is better than yours We've got a transfer window net profit Our balance sheet is better than yours (I've got a shed that's bigger than this) Any more? Would love to hear this to the tune of Billy Bragg's 'A New England'... Well, there will be a time when the team wins There will be times when the team loses Oh the Southampton team plays today Will you attend the match with your ticket in hand? If you have a pint of alcoholic beverage before the match, Have a glass of water afterwards to avoid a hangover the next day Shane Long is a quick player he'll score a goal today Danny Ings is a striker who'll score a goal today Cedric Soares defends, as does Matty Targett Alex McCarthy our goalkeeper, dear goalkeeper, So yes there will be a day when the team wins and there will come a day when the team loses repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 November, 2018 Author Share Posted 27 November, 2018 We got rainbow laces, fly trannie flags lessers and gays make us glad Enjoy Ramadan, happy Eid We'll embrace every cause you need God bless Saints FC, viva Saints FC Long Live Saints FC, c'est magnifique Saints FC Magnifique Saints FC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 I had a hotdog at the St Mary's Stadium But I obviously didn't attend for the hotdogs I attended to watch the match of football Which I remember was Southampton versus another side Goals were scored and there was even a throw in Throw in, throw in, throw yourself in Gabbiadini, Gabbiadini Ooooooooooooooh I attended to watch the match of football to the tune of Another one bites the dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 From Leauge 1 into Europe, I didn’t think that it would stop, But the fat b!t ch she got greedy and she clearly eats a lot. Now got Jisheng and his daughter Nelly, they’re both fu cking skint, Why don’t you f uck off back to China and take the f ucking hint. allez allez allez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 d dum da dum da dum da dum Deep Roster! (to be sung to the tune of Blockbuster) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Saints Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 We're sh*t and we know we are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 Get down deeper and down Down down deeper and down Down down deeper and down Get down deeper and down I want all the world to see To see you're laughing, and you're laughing at me I can take it all from you Again again again again Again again again and deeper and down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordic Saint Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 I like this one. Should sing it at anyone who has overspent on average players e.g. Everton/Palace That would mean we'd be singing it to ourselves then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 No no, No no no no, No no no no, No no no ambition. This is the Apple of football songs to reflect our demise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 We keep all the dross We keep all the dross We sell all the good ones, and keep all the dross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 The Chinese Way Who knows what they know The Chinese legend Gao Apologies to Level 42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 We can regurgitate the old we're coming for you song now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 November, 2018 Author Share Posted 28 November, 2018 Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei oh Down the football league we'll go and when we're relegated this is what we'll shout we are Southampton, Gao, hughes and Kruger out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 28 November, 2018 Share Posted 28 November, 2018 Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei Ei oh Down the football league we'll go and when we're relegated this is what we'll shout we are Southampton, Gao, hughes and Kruger out You need to work on the last line, hughes should have a capital and you've spelt Kruger (sic) wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 November, 2018 Author Share Posted 29 November, 2018 We got a half priced Wesley hoedt And loads and loads of other Shiite A black box, Canadian cock a beaded striker who is a crock A boufal A claise Mohamed elyanoussi Danny ings Harry Reed Kat sold us for her greed We blame the mush called Leslie Reed We got a supporters group, a twitter bio Your match experience makes you smile No wins at home? What does it matter? You can have a pre match sharing platter God bless saints fc Viva saints fc Long live saints fc C’est magnifique saints fc Magnifiue saints fc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 29 November, 2018 Share Posted 29 November, 2018 In the summertime when the weather was hot We had a chance to ship all the dross that we'd got But we decided to move on the best player that we had With all the sh*t that's come in Not surprised this season's going bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 29 November, 2018 Share Posted 29 November, 2018 From Leauge 1 into Europe, I didn’t think that it would stop, But the fat b!t ch she got greedy and she clearly eats a lot. Now got Jisheng and his daughter Nelly, they’re both fu cking skint, Why don’t you f uck off back to China and take the f ucking hint. allez allez allez Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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