hamster Posted 7 January, 2009 Share Posted 7 January, 2009 I went for a tom tit in the pub tonight. The bloke in the next cubicle asked if I was alright? A little weird I thought, but to be polite I said 'Yeah mate, yourself? He said ' What you up to tonight then mate"? "Nothing special" I said," Just out with the missus having a beer or three". I emphasised the missus bit, just in case I was being 'groomed' for a little 'carrier bag' action. Anyway, up shot of it all was, that he then said (quite loudly) "I'll have to call you back later mate, some ***** in the cubicle next door won't shut up ****ing talking to me. I think he's one of those queers". I waited 10 minutes, then scurried back to the bar, and we left (never to return). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swansea_Saint Posted 7 January, 2009 Share Posted 7 January, 2009 Haha!! Thats incredible!! I had simalar once in the cinema, bloke asked if i was alright so i was like erm..........yea? Then he says well if you need a hand then just say, to which i replied why would i need a hand to which he replied just checking :-S fecking ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 January, 2009 Haha!! Thats incredible!! I had simalar once in the cinema, bloke asked if i was alright so i was like erm..........yea? Then he says well if you need a hand then just say, to which i replied why would i need a hand to which he replied just checking :-S fecking ghey In a layby just outside Swansea, I saw a some bloke (a shepherd I assumed) in a field, I called over and asked "are you shearing that sheep"? He said... ---- --- ---- ---- ---. (LOL) Anyway, what film did you go to see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 January, 2009 Share Posted 7 January, 2009 What wierdo calls or answers a telephone call while having a ****, it's just asking for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 January, 2009 Swansea, you do know that it is wrong to go to the cinema alone, don't you? Or were you after the 'carrier bag' action too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 January, 2009 What wierdo calls or answers a telephone call while having a ****, it's just asking for trouble. I know Col, there's me being polite and all, and could nave got me head kicked in for my trouble! Maybe this should be in the 'pub etiquette' thread?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 January, 2009 Share Posted 7 January, 2009 I know Col, there's me being polite and all, and could nave got me head kicked in for my trouble! Maybe this should be in the 'pub etiquette' thread?? It's a point that should be added. I'll let you do the honours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 January, 2009 Share Posted 7 January, 2009 Apart from that being one of the oldest jokes going (since mobiles were invented), what have carrier bags got to do with anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Apart from that being one of the oldest jokes going (since mobiles were invented), what have carrier bags got to do with anything? Hadn't reached deepest Wales though had it Ponts, then again not much has. Re carrier bags, I don't want to be accused of being ITK on these things, but I am told that if one were seeking a little er... short term relationship, then one might take a carrier bag with oneself into a public convenience and erm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Apart from that being one of the oldest jokes going (since mobiles were invented), what have carrier bags got to do with anything? Tell you what Ponty, I've got a spare ticket for thepictures. You choose the film, I'll bring the carrier bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Oh, by the way, Pontefract is a dozen miles outside Leeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Henry signs for Me, still a good joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2009 BTW Panties, Re: the carrier bag references (like you don't already know: Definition 2. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cottageing Not to be confused with this story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1103576/Mummified-human-head-carrier-bag-footpath-woman.html Which I am surprised wasn't picked up on by some sad person on TMS earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Well, you live and learn... but "Panties"? Why the hostility my furry rodent friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Just trying to sound hetro, apologies if offence caused. In fact panties is a very nice word IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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