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I went for a tom tit in the pub tonight. The bloke in the next cubicle asked if I was alright? A little weird I thought, but to be polite I said 'Yeah mate, yourself? He said ' What you up to tonight then mate"? "Nothing special" I said," Just out with the missus having a beer or three". I emphasised the missus bit, just in case I was being 'groomed' for a little 'carrier bag' action.

 

Anyway, up shot of it all was, that he then said (quite loudly) "I'll have to call you back later mate, some ***** in the cubicle next door won't shut up ****ing talking to me. I think he's one of those queers". I waited 10 minutes, then scurried back to the bar, and we left (never to return).

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Haha!! Thats incredible!! I had simalar once in the cinema, bloke asked if i was alright so i was like erm..........yea? Then he says well if you need a hand then just say, to which i replied why would i need a hand to which he replied just checking :-S fecking ghey

 

In a layby just outside Swansea, I saw a some bloke (a shepherd I assumed) in a field, I called over and asked "are you shearing that sheep"? He said...

---- --- ---- ---- ---. (LOL)

 

Anyway, what film did you go to see?

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What wierdo calls or answers a telephone call while having a ****, it's just asking for trouble.

I know Col, there's me being polite and all, and could nave got me head kicked in for my trouble! Maybe this should be in the 'pub etiquette' thread??

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Apart from that being one of the oldest jokes going (since mobiles were invented), what have carrier bags got to do with anything?

 

Hadn't reached deepest Wales though had it Ponts, then again not much has.

 

Re carrier bags, I don't want to be accused of being ITK on these things, but I am told that if one were seeking a little er... short term relationship, then one might take a carrier bag with oneself into a public convenience and erm...

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Apart from that being one of the oldest jokes going (since mobiles were invented), what have carrier bags got to do with anything?

 

Tell you what Ponty, I've got a spare ticket for thepictures. You choose the film, I'll bring the carrier bag.

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BTW Panties,

 

Re: the carrier bag references (like you don't already know:

Definition 2. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cottageing

 

Not to be confused with this story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1103576/Mummified-human-head-carrier-bag-footpath-woman.html

Which I am surprised wasn't picked up on by some sad person on TMS earlier.

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