New strategy to make players stay..

[doddisalegend]

Not sure if it will work but emotional pleas form 8 year olds might be the way to go..

 

http://irishpost.co.uk/irish-boy-8-writes-adorable-letter-football-idol-shane-long-urging-not-leave-favourite-club/

[silly point]

Another idea ... Dont hire young, single batchelors ... Soton might not be hip enuff ... And cant compete with neon and bling of London ... Bring in the married guys ... The wives will keep them here. [emoji6]

 

 

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[Redslo]

combine these two ideas and have the emotional pleas delivered by their own children.

[doddisalegend]

combine these two ideas and have the emotional pleas delivered by their own children.

 

via video camera kidnapper style....

[Redslo]

via video camera kidnapper style....

 

That might be a bit much. Let me think on it.

[pangy]

Or just not accept the first bid on our players

[cellone]

Declare war and lay siege to any clubs that come sniffing. I can only do Tuesday evenings.

[Mr Biscuits]

I would have thought duct tape would be sufficient.......

[The Saint]

One easy solution that would not cost too much.

 

Ply them with alcohol and once they're asleep, tattoo the Southampton crest on both cheeks of their ass.

 

Try explaining that to your new team mates in the showers......