doddisalegend Posted 1 July, 2016 Share Posted 1 July, 2016 Not sure if it will work but emotional pleas form 8 year olds might be the way to go.. http://irishpost.co.uk/irish-boy-8-writes-adorable-letter-football-idol-shane-long-urging-not-leave-favourite-club/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silly point Posted 2 July, 2016 Share Posted 2 July, 2016 Another idea ... Dont hire young, single batchelors ... Soton might not be hip enuff ... And cant compete with neon and bling of London ... Bring in the married guys ... The wives will keep them here. [emoji6] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redslo Posted 2 July, 2016 Share Posted 2 July, 2016 combine these two ideas and have the emotional pleas delivered by their own children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 2 July, 2016 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2016 combine these two ideas and have the emotional pleas delivered by their own children. via video camera kidnapper style.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redslo Posted 2 July, 2016 Share Posted 2 July, 2016 via video camera kidnapper style.... That might be a bit much. Let me think on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 2 July, 2016 Share Posted 2 July, 2016 Or just not accept the first bid on our players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 3 July, 2016 Share Posted 3 July, 2016 Declare war and lay siege to any clubs that come sniffing. I can only do Tuesday evenings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 3 July, 2016 Share Posted 3 July, 2016 I would have thought duct tape would be sufficient....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saint Posted 3 July, 2016 Share Posted 3 July, 2016 One easy solution that would not cost too much. Ply them with alcohol and once they're asleep, tattoo the Southampton crest on both cheeks of their ass. Try explaining that to your new team mates in the showers...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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