How long before you write them off?

[CB Fry]

Now I'm a pretty level headed guy but even I have a breaking point and over the next weeks and months we will all eventually be forced to write off our new manager as a pointless waste of skin who couldn't pull a decent team out of his backside.

 

Of course, amongst the current candidates I will be prepared to give some managers far more of a crack of the whip than others.

 

Some I will view as clueless dead men walking by the time the clocks go back while others will be lucky to make it past the day the kids go back to school.

 

I wonder where everyone else thinks their patience will hold out before deciding to write the whole thing off as a bad job and getting the bedsheet and black paint out and organising a whip round for a light aircraft trailing a banner over the ground.

 

Here's the current list of candidates and the grace period I am prepared to give them, the time they are allowed to be disappointing/underperforming before I am incandescent with rage:

 

Rudi Garcia - 29 games, about March time

AVB: 31 games, just before crucial run in

Eddie Howe: Last night of the Proms. September.

Puel: Pancake Day.

Giggs: August bank holiday. Waste of space.

La Liga Relegation Boy: utter hipster baiting fury on Halloween when the evidence of quite how sh it he is is there for all to see.

De Boer: Good Friday. 30 games.

Vitor: after two Europa matches. End of September

Yakin: such lovely hair. October 2017.

Didier Didi Deschamps: July 14th

Moyes: Mother's Day, lunchtime.

Pellegrini: December 1st.

Ernesto Valverde: I have no fu cking idea who this is.

 

 

How much patience has everyone else got?

Edited 17 June, 2016 by CB Fry

[Katalinic]

You are behind the curve CB, only 3 men left standing now.

[Pilchards]

Fry you need to get a hobby as you're becoming a boring old c**t.

[Chez]

Where's Deschamps on your list?

[SaintMB]

You should write headlines for the red tops.

[CB Fry]

Where's Deschamps on your list?

Good point. Now fixed.

[sadoldgit]

Fry you need to get a hobby as you're becoming a boring old c**t.

 

Becoming????

[John Boy Saint]

Now I'm a pretty level headed guy but even I have a breaking point and over the next weeks and months we will all eventually be forced to write off our new manager as a pointless waste of skin who couldn't pull a decent team out of his backside.

 

Of course, amongst the current candidates I will be prepared to give some managers far more of a crack of the whip than others.

 

Some I will view as clueless dead men walking by the time the clocks go back while others will be lucky to make it past the day the kids go back to school.

 

I wonder where everyone else thinks their patience will hold out before deciding to write the whole thing off as a bad job and getting the bedsheet and black paint out and organising a whip round for a light aircraft trailing a banner over the ground.

 

Here's the current list of candidates and the grace period I am prepared to give them, the time they are allowed to be disappointing/underperforming before I am incandescent with rage:

 

Rudi Garcia - 29 games, about March time

AVB: 31 games, just before crucial run in

Eddie Howe: Last night of the Proms. September.

Puel: Pancake Day.

Giggs: August bank holiday. Waste of space.

La Liga Relegation Boy: utter hipster baiting fury on Halloween when the evidence of quite how sh it he is is there for all to see.

De Boer: Good Friday. 30 games.

Vitor: after two Europa matches. End of September

Yakin: such lovely hair. October 2017.

Didier Didi Deschamps: July 14th

Moyes: Mother's Day, lunchtime.

Pellegrini: December 1st.

Ernesto Valverde: I have no fu cking idea who this is.

 

 

How much patience has everyone else got?

 

Nah! That will be a pre arranged day off, seeing as 14th July is Bastille Day.

[GarrettIvo]

Fry you need to get a hobby as you're becoming a boring old c**t.

 

Couldn't disagree more. Fry stands out as a beacon of logic and humour in this sea of helmets.

[david in sweden]

Now I'm a pretty level headed guy but even I have a breaking point and over the next weeks and months we will all eventually be forced to write off our new manager as a pointless waste of skin who couldn't pull a decent team out of his backside.

 

Of course, amongst the current candidates I will be prepared to give some managers far more of a crack of the whip than others.

 

Some I will view as clueless dead men walking by the time the clocks go back while others will be lucky to make it past the day the kids go back to school.

 

I wonder where everyone else thinks their patience will hold out before deciding to write the whole thing off as a bad job and getting the bedsheet and black paint out and organising a whip round for a light aircraft trailing a banner over the ground.

 

Here's the current list of candidates and the grace period I am prepared to give them, the time they are allowed to be disappointing/underperforming before I am incandescent with rage:

 

Rudi Garcia - 29 games, about March time

AVB: 31 games, just before crucial run in

Eddie Howe: Last night of the Proms. September.

Puel: Pancake Day.

Giggs: August bank holiday. Waste of space.

La Liga Relegation Boy: utter hipster baiting fury on Halloween when the evidence of quite how sh it he is is there for all to see.

De Boer: Good Friday. 30 games.

Vitor: after two Europa matches. End of September

Yakin: such lovely hair. October 2017.

Didier Didi Deschamps: July 14th

Moyes: Mother's Day, lunchtime.

Pellegrini: December 1st.

Ernesto Valverde: I have no fu cking idea who this is.

 

How much patience has everyone else got?

 

 

you forgot the Return of ....the Jedi (sorry 'arry Redknapp) . After all SMS was his spiritual home .....well for a short time anyway.

[Plastic]

The only sensible thing to do is hire them all and rotate the manager after a loss.

[doddisalegend]

They are all failures already the club is in meltdown we are as good as relegated. That being the case I shall spend next season ****ing myself stupid over poch and Victor crying about what could have been if we were only spurs. If Ron wins any games I will also bang on about how Les should have offered him anything to make him stay and how Ron is so much better than the ****** we got in.

Edited 18 June, 2016 by doddisalegend

[whelk]

Where's Deschamps on your list?

 

And your man Howe.

[whelk]

Fry you need to get a hobby as you're becoming a boring old c**t.

 

I am worried how frequently the word cnt is being used here these days. Afraid it will lose impact for when I need to use which is daily. Ar sehats

[CB Fry]

And your man Howe.

He's on the list you cnt.

[whelk]

So he is. The Neviller?

[brmbrm]

Fry you need to get a hobby as you're becoming a boring old c**t.

 

Very wrong. Liked the post very much. Made me laugh. Most posts just bore me $h!tless I am afraid

[CB Fry]

Gary Neville - Autumn Equinox, 22nd September. Won't make it past the first leaf turning brown.

[CB Fry]

Phil Neville - International Workers Day - May 1st. Fans united will never be divided and deserves a chance.

[ally_uk]

Original poster you need a woman....

[Batman]

3 games

[whelk]

Original poster you need a woman....

 

A thread that divides the forum. Those with humour and those who drip.

[david in sweden]

of course.....since Alan Pardew's time, every new manager has done better than his predecessor ......

[Redslo]

I am worried how frequently the word cnt is being used here these days. Afraid it will lose impact for when I need to use which is daily. Ar sehats

 

Just thing how bad this is for us Americans where the word is a much bigger insult.

[ALWAYS_SFC]

3 games

 

Longer than normal for you then, what's changed?

[buctootim]

Just thing how bad this is for us Americans where the word is a much bigger insult.

 

Not as bad as 'liberal' though.

[Goatboy]

Original poster you need a woman....

 

Volunteering?

[CB Fry]

Walter Zenga: now. Right now. Written off now. Today. Now.