Raven on the wing Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 “First I must play a big compliment to the boys. They kicked the ball often. Sometimes sideways, sometimes backwards and sometimes even closer to the other goal. Not too close - this would make Sir Ferguson very angry ! The mighty Man U are a big team with many big players. We are the little Southampton with not much money and only very little players - but we must try to keep the fans happy - this is important. The referee is paid by Mr Ferguson , and is not liking the small people at Southampton. He makes a red card on my player and gives them 2 goals by mistake. This is not good for the little people of Southampton who still try to kick the ball many times , and the fans are cheering us to do good things. I am happy that we play the ball in the right way , by kicking it along the ground so that it rolls end over end. This is the Dutch way and it is how I played often. Rupert is happy we had many people watching and he is paying only small wages. This is good for the small people at this small club that is Southampton , I am thinking”
londonsaint1604 Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 That's unrealistic - Jan would never be as coherent as that.
John B Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 “First I must play a big compliment to the boys. They kicked the ball often. Sometimes sideways, sometimes backwards and sometimes even closer to the other goal. Not too close - this would make Sir Ferguson very angry ! The mighty Man U are a big team with many big players. We are the little Southampton with not much money and only very little players - but we must try to keep the fans happy - this is important. The referee is paid by Mr Ferguson , and is not liking the small people at Southampton. He makes a red card on my player and gives them 2 goals by mistake. This is not good for the little people of Southampton who still try to kick the ball many times , and the fans are cheering us to do good things. I am happy that we play the ball in the right way , by kicking it along the ground so that it rolls end over end. This is the Dutch way and it is how I played often. Rupert is happy we had many people watching and he is paying only small wages. This is good for the small people at this small club that is Southampton , I am thinking” What is the point of such a moronic post I am looking for something positive I thought we should be discussing real issues on this site
Plumstead_Saint Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 What is the point of such a moronic post I am looking for something positive I thought we should be discussing real issues on this site What a pompous ass! Why tell people what to think or discuss? It made me laugh and I need one at the moment...
John B Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 What a pompous ass! Why tell people what to think or discuss? It made me laugh and I need one at the moment... There is nothing to discuss is there it is somebody's idea of humour .
Jonnyboy Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 There is nothing to discuss is there it is somebody's idea of humour . Sounds like the beginning of a discussion to me ;-)
Junction 9 Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 There is nothing to discuss is there it is somebody's idea of humour . Obviously not yours. I'd lighten up, it's only football.
John B Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 Obviously not yours. I'd lighten up, it's only football. OK done But JP needs our support not the constant abuse that is on this site.
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 OK done But JP needs our support not the constant abuse that is on this site. He doesn`t need support he needs the SACK!!!
1976_Child Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 “First I must play a big compliment to the boys. They kicked the ball often. Sometimes sideways, sometimes backwards and sometimes even closer to the other goal. Not too close - this would make Sir Ferguson very angry ! The mighty Man U are a big team with many big players. We are the little Southampton with not much money and only very little players - but we must try to keep the fans happy - this is important. The referee is paid by Mr Ferguson , and is not liking the small people at Southampton. He makes a red card on my player and gives them 2 goals by mistake. This is not good for the little people of Southampton who still try to kick the ball many times , and the fans are cheering us to do good things. I am happy that we play the ball in the right way , by kicking it along the ground so that it rolls end over end. This is the Dutch way and it is how I played often. Rupert is happy we had many people watching and he is paying only small wages. This is good for the small people at this small club that is Southampton , I am thinking” He's Dutch! You make him sound Pakistani !!!
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 “First I must play a big compliment to the boys. They kicked the ball often. Sometimes sideways, sometimes backwards and sometimes even closer to the other goal. Not too close - this would make Sir Ferguson very angry ! The mighty Man U are a big team with many big players. We are the little Southampton with not much money and only very little players - but we must try to keep the fans happy - this is important. The referee is paid by Mr Ferguson , and is not liking the small people at Southampton. He makes a red card on my player and gives them 2 goals by mistake. This is not good for the little people of Southampton who still try to kick the ball many times , and the fans are cheering us to do good things. I am happy that we play the ball in the right way , by kicking it along the ground so that it rolls end over end. This is the Dutch way and it is how I played often. Rupert is happy we had many people watching and he is paying only small wages. This is good for the small people at this small club that is Southampton , I am thinking” LOL LOL LOL!!!!! FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER READ ON THIS BOARD !!!!! :smt044
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 There is nothing to discuss is there it is somebody's idea of humour . Get a life.
L1Minus10 Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 you missed out "at all times the boys tried to make a goal, this is what they do and when they do this, they know how to win games" POORTVLIET OUT !
S4INT Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 “First I must play a big compliment to the boys. They kicked the ball often. Sometimes sideways, sometimes backwards and sometimes even closer to the other goal. Not too close - this would make Sir Ferguson very angry ! The mighty Man U are a big team with many big players. We are the little Southampton with not much money and only very little players - but we must try to keep the fans happy - this is important. The referee is paid by Mr Ferguson , and is not liking the small people at Southampton. He makes a red card on my player and gives them 2 goals by mistake. This is not good for the little people of Southampton who still try to kick the ball many times , and the fans are cheering us to do good things. I am happy that we play the ball in the right way , by kicking it along the ground so that it rolls end over end. This is the Dutch way and it is how I played often. Rupert is happy we had many people watching and he is paying only small wages. This is good for the small people at this small club that is Southampton , I am thinking” Best post I've read in ages
saintwarwick Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 He doesn`t need support he needs the SACK!!! Whilst he is the manager/coach/glove puppet he needs all the support he can get until such time he is given the sack/resigns.
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 Whilst he is the manager/coach/glove puppet he needs all the support he can get until such time he is given the sack/resigns. If he tried to be bit sensible with his style/tactics/selections when games are going tits up (Regularly) i and others would give him a little more support. He does not have the capability to manage in this league and should leave....IMO
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 What is the point of such a moronic post I am looking for something positive I thought we should be discussing real issues on this site Oh dear! I thought the original post quite funny - the day we stop laughing at ourselves is the day we stop laughing.
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