Ron Koeman

[Mr Biscuits]

The comedy option wild be for the fans on the Everton forum to pick the biscuit theme up and run with it.

 

That would really take the biscuit

[Mallagroth]

The comedy option wild be for the fans on the Everton forum to pick the biscuit theme up and run with it.

 

That would really take the biscuit

 

I expect they are Yoyoing between the potential outcomes as much as we are.

[Viking Warrior]

This thread is hard to digestive .

Ps I have heard on the grapevine that our new manager will be joining Hull in January next year as a replacement for Steve McLaren

[Saint_Ash]

Some of the dregs are starting to get in on it http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3621956/Everton-not-giving-Ronald-Koeman-Southampton-try-convince-manager-future-lies-south-coast.html

[Colinjb]

This thread is hard to digestive .

Ps I have heard on the grapevine that our new manager will be joining Hull in January next year as a replacement for Steve McLaren

 

Bringing in a Yorkie? Wise.

[whelk]

Well history says something else. Lots of their odds on managers haven't got the jobs.

 

We'll see. Why have Skybet at all? it generates them easy money from mug punters.

 

Not saying they are not generated by genuine bets. More likely scousers trying to make a quick quid and they may well be successful. Immaterial as a profit maker for Sky. Also gives them a presence and believe it or not they love the PR of someone having a big win. Gone are days of some bookie trying to rip you off at every turn - brand and PR is everything.

 

They still make huge amounts from betting and online casinos but key is on events, not knowledge where they have no control. They got burnt when Sven appointed as England manager - You probably couldn't get £1k now accepted on any of their specials susceptible to inside knowledge. Their online tables are making that in seconds.

[alpine_saint]

I reckon he's going.

 

I wonder how attached Wreck-It-Ralph and KL really are to Uncle Les. I wonder if this might finish him off.

[Jimmy_D]

Might want to ease up on the confectionary guys, we don't want to use them up too quick.

 

This will be a marathon, not a sprint...

[whelk]

Agreed. A few million fivers on dead duck bets add up.

 

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Million? It won't even be one hundred on RK.

 

And why would someone want to put a fiver at 4/9?

 

If they wanted to entice they would produce the story and leave the odds high.

[Saint Charlie]

I reckon he's going.

 

I wonder how attached Wreck-It-Ralph and KL really are to Uncle Les. I wonder if this might finish him off.

Lets all have a Malted Milkdown?

[SaintLondon]

Maybe we should change the Topic and move on to something a little more positive, I mean after all nobody has heard anything concrete, not even a Wispa

 

 

(**Sorry to move away from biscuits....)

[whelk]

Is that a dig at Steve and Bajjer?

 

Who?

[Shroppie]

I reckon he's going.

 

I wonder how attached Wreck-It-Ralph and KL really are to Uncle Les. I wonder if this might finish him off.

Why did I reckon you'd reckon that? Scraping the barrel.

 

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[Mallagroth]

I reckon he's going.

 

I wonder how attached Wreck-It-Ralph and KL really are to Uncle Les. I wonder if this might finish him off.

 

No need to be a Nutbar. Nothing has happened yet.

[ALWAYS_SFC]

People are jumping on the bandwagonwheel

[angelman]

Getting away from these silly biscuits and being serious for a while. If he does go, there's a whole Galaxy of other managers to choose from.

[SuperSAINT]

I think a stadium name change to St Maryland could be in order?

[notnowcato]

Why did I reckon you'd reckon that? Scraping the biscuit barrel.

 

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fixed - get with it..

[Mr Biscuits]

Until he signs for either club we are twix a rock cake and a hard place tbh

[angelman]

I think a stadium name change to St Maryland could be in order?

 

So long as we extend the contract of Cookie Martina.

[pluto]

If all this hysteria is down to Koemans agent then he get pack his bags.

[Jimmy_D]

Would be quite funny if Koeman's agent is just going to the meeting to give us some solid insider info on what Everton will be doing this summer.

[Shroppie]

fixed - get with it..

I was being more subtle. But thanks.

 

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[Pancake]

People are jumping on the bandwagonwheel

 

Yellow card.

[Mr Biscuits]

Yellow card.

 

REFEREE!

[Pamplemousse]

Let's crunch the numbers and look at the positives. We could be a club that just failed to get out of League 2...

[Jai27]

The press are having a Picnic over all this speculation...

[Mr Biscuits]

Let's crunch the numbers and look at the positives. We could be a club that just failed to get out of League 2...

 

There's got to be an infraction here for failure to shoehorn in a biscuit or confectionary related pun.

Don't flake out on us now.

[Mallagroth]

Yellow card.

 

Talksport radio reporting it now. Starting to think Saints have been out Foxed by Everton

[Yorkshire Saint]

I think it's interesting that nothing has been added to his Twitter since the end of the season. Not often he does not post anything ... I got to say I think it's over and saints have known it for a while. Koeman needs a "Rocket" shoved up his Arse if true ... Everton are duck all

[ooh it's a corner]

It's all speculation.

 

Either that, or Koeman's new agent has got us by the curly wurlies

[Mallagroth]

Also its main discussion on Drive where Darren Gough will tell us why Everton are a better club for an hour...sigh. We'll end up with some Drifter.

[Pamplemousse]

There's got to be an infraction here for failure to shoehorn in a biscuit or confectionary related pun.

Don't flake out on us now.

 

Crunch?

[shepherds bush saint]

Face it he just wants to Boost his salary.

[mrfahaji]

So you're saying, without any info either way, you've decided to opt for the negative outlook?

 

That doesn't seem like you.

 

Have been enjoying the biscuit puns but this made me laugh more than any of them.

[Pamplemousse]

I wonder if we will look to Laudrup for a Danish option?

[ooh it's a corner]

I think he'll sign an extension with us and then we'll all have cream egg on our face

[saint_roffa]

Voetbal International ( a specialized Dutch magazine and website with a good name) is reporting it too.

[shurlock]

I wonder if we will look to Laudrup for a Danish option?

 

As long as its not that Ginger Nut, moyes.

[Saint Charlie]

Everton ITK (all the fans on the forum hang off every word he says) said that its true about the Koeman meeting but that both he (Koeman) and Emery have offers and neither has yet committed.

 

Source: The Esk on GOT forum and @theesk

 

If Koeman is keen on staying here then its a bit Rich to also meet with Everton, unless he has been allowed to.

[Mallagroth]

Talksport so patronising its unbelievable. Bless em Southampton they want to do well, and everyone wants to like them, but Everton are a club with real fans who care and ambition. They actually need a manager in there now.

[Pamplemousse]

I've lost viscount the amount of times we've had a meltdown

[Dalek2003]

If RK moves to Everton he will find that it is anything but a Picnic. The Club is quick to point the Finger when things go wrong.

[Picard]

I wonder if we will look to Laudrup for a Danish option?

 

is Laudrup a biscuit?

[Dalek2003]

I wonder if we will look to Laudrup for a Danish option?

 

Qaulity

[Ulrich van Gobbel]

If Koeman goes to Everton I will blow a Fuse!

[Pamplemousse]

We're used to these rumours now. Before they would wind us up but now it's just Water off a duck's back.

[mrfahaji]

If Everton manage to land Koeman despite being a pretty poor side, they are a bunch of jammie dodgers.

[farawaysaint]

Can I please have one ****ing summer that's not ****?

[Whitey Grandad]

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well

It were done quickly: