Zlatan ......

[brett24]

I am starting to believe. Double announcement Koeman then Zlatan a few days later. Guan said a new direction, signing a mega star is just that.

[Mr Biscuits]

Look I know some of you have accused me of being 'itk' however I refuse to confirm or deny it.

 

However what I can say is that I saw this video https://youtu.be/2QzJCtpp5k4

 

And I've seen several Volvo's driving round Southampton....... I say no more.......

[Pancake]

Look I know some of you have accused me of being 'itk' however I refuse to confirm or deny it.

 

However what I can say is that I saw this video https://youtu.be/2QzJCtpp5k4

 

And I've seen several Volvo's driving round Southampton....... I say no more.......

 

Hmmm. Volvo. Vulvo.... Vulva..... BRENDAN RODGERS! Zlat is off to Celtic [emoji20]

[Cheeky Monkey]

Come on Zlatan - come and join us as player manager

[richardc]

Has he not signed yet - Im getting bored of all this waiting - I think its sending a bad sign out to our prospective signings that we can be messed around I say he either signs this week or we start looking elsewhere

[Window Cleaner]

Has he not signed yet - Im getting bored of all this waiting - I think its sending a bad sign out to our prospective signings that we can be messed around I say he either signs this week or we start looking elsewhere

 

Zlatan conforms to the old Oscar Wilde agage: The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

said so himself yesterday, bit of a knob in some aspects really, total egomaniac.

[Saint_Ash]

Confirmed he's going to United.

[fish fingers]

Confirmed he's going to United.

 

That's just Zlatan being Zlatan, Playing everyone for fools, just seen him at Yo Sushi in West Quay.

[Mr Biscuits]

I told you he was going to Utd

[richardc]

Plenty more ibrahimafishes in the sea

[Chris27687]

I know he is Zlatan and he does what he wants - but, would it not grate the united powers that be, that they didn't get to announce it?

[LaptopSaint]

I'm still pretty convinced that the United story is just a front. My mate's sister's husband's plumber saw a bloke who looked a bit like Zlatan wondering around Chilworth yesterday eating a herring sandwich.

[Saint Billy]

How anyone thought he would come here beggars belief.

[Whitey Grandad]

How anyone thought he would come here beggars belief.

 

It beggars belief that anyone would think that anyone who thought that he would come here was serious.

[Saint_Ash]

I'm looking forward to seeing him play and singing "You're just a sh1t Andy Carroll"

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Confirmed he's going to United.

 

United haven't confirmed this yet. Maybe they don't know? They won't sign Zlatan, Zlatan is signing them.

[Mr Biscuits]

It beggars belief that anyone would think that anyone who thought that he would come here was serious.

 

I told you he was definitely possibly maybe not but could possibly definitely might have probably maybe signed for us or not

[tajjuk]

We should have offered him to be King of Southampton - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36679310

[david in sweden]

......with Zlatan finishing his international career I really hoped he would go off the radar, but considering who he's signed for they'll surely show every kick of the ball he makes and take up half of Match of the Day highlights. Those Swedes I know who (say) they are MU fans will become more insufferable now.

 

My judgement on him is that - on his day - he will undoubtedly be a match-winner and on a very good day will get the odd hat-trick against poorer opposition.

Playing in France was walk in the park for him, as PSG were a mile better than any other team in the League....however, it has been noted several times, that in the more important international matches for Sweden he often went AWOL and hardly got in the game.

 

BUT.... .considering who he's signed for, and who he'll be playing alongside, I fear we may be sick of his egotistic outbursts by Christmas, as he thinks he's special, too.

[Yorkshire Saint]

Il get my coat

[Pancake]

Il get my coat

 

Still think it was a simple mid-hear on your mates part and it's actually Zlatko Junuovic from Breman that we are/were in for.

[nta786]

His first home game in Prem will be against us- think we need a chant to combat the disregard he gave us in his autobiography.

[Mr Biscuits]

Il get my coat

 

Nah don't worry, it provided us with a lot of entertainment

[East Kent Saint]

He looks past it to me , pace of the prem may be too much ......

[St.Patrik]

Zlatan has been a PL player for one day and have already upset some people. He said in a intervju that Looserpool wanted him as well but why go to a club that finishes 8th and still think they are a big club : ) Priceless !!!

[david in sweden]

Zlatan has been a PL player for one day and have already upset some people. He said in a intervju that Looserpool wanted him as well but why go to a club that finishes 8th and still think they are a big club : ) Priceless !!!

 

I saw that too, Patrik. Zlatan has become a national ikon in Sweden (even Volvo using him in their advertising campaign) except it should be Made In Sweden.!

 

I fully expect the sports media here to hang on his every word (and they'll be plenty of those) with after-match interviews and that endless analysis of his every kick, and of course ....on the national news broadcasts with dozens of re-runs ....when he actually scores a goal. How long is his contract for?....