Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 If I am right I am bagging ITK status, life time membership. I have been told by someone close to the Italian media and a Juventus s/t holder that Zlatan Ibrahimović has agreed a summer move to Southampton - on the basis of his exceptional relationship with Ronald at Ajax. Wage structure to be demolished in line with new TV revenue. If I am wrong hey who cares I loved hearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Ties in with something similar I heard but still sceptical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Is he bringing the light fitting with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 silly season has started!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 oooookkkkk........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 This explains Pelle out rumours. It all makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Ties in with something similar I heard but still sceptical Care to elaborate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Is this like how we were getting Michael Owen in L1/NPC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty's Caddy Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 I smell fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 (edited) Source ....? Taxi Driver, Hairdresser or Bloke down the pub wearing a suit are the only believable options ;-) Edit .... Loose Lipped Estate Agents are good for a giggle as well. Edited 4 May, 2016 by ericofarabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Is this like how we were getting Michael Owen in L1/NPC? How many houses did he buy in Winchester in the end? That rumour cropped up about 3 years in a row!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Other than the blokes name, nothing more I can say. He is connected and just passed it on knowing I'm a Saints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Bull****! But Christ I hope so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Funny because if we were to get Zlatan- it wouldn't be for him to play, I'd rather have him as the guy to attract other big names whilst keeping the ones in our club!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 How many houses did he buy in Winchester in the end? That rumour cropped up about 3 years in a row!! Don't forget all the horse stables either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Ties in with something similar I heard but still sceptical We can count on a Yellow and Blue away shirt next season then!! YAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shance Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Funny because if we were to get Zlatan- it wouldn't be for him to play, I'd rather have him as the guy to attract other big names whilst keeping the ones in our club!!! So ... we are signing Messi as well. I'd heard a rumour but can't disclose my source, but it may have been me after too many Old Speckled Hens ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 4 May, 2016 So ... we are signing Messi as well. I'd heard a rumour but can't disclose my source, but it may have been me after too many Old Speckled Hens ;-) As I say, that's all he told me .... Bull or not it seems interesting in theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 I wonder if the Club shop will let me exchange my Bierhoff shirt for a Zlatan one? Can't wait for his reaction this time round when his agent tells him Saints are interested. Probably have to wait for the next installment of his biography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Man Do Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Haha I wish but at a reported "wants 600k" wage and the fact he utterly dissed our interest in him in his book saying something like he was too good for Southampton I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Its more likely we will resign Jonno Quick as Mane's replacement than signing Zlatan. Juventus Season Tickets holders are usually ITK about other clubs though so its possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesfp1 Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 LOL can't wait for the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 I've heard the same. ITK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Calling Monk and K,Billy's supersound to the main board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Never heard of the bloke so he can hardly be good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Can he play right-back or centre-midfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 I wish to declare my doubt in the validity of this suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
explorer saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 If the odds of us signing him are 5000/1 I will put a quid on but that's all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Cant see a player coming to the end of his career and with a giant sized ego not going to a club playing CL football next season. He also has an Osvaldo type character. Still, on the plus side he has been accused of stamping on Lovren's head so he cant be all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Which Fish'n Chip shop will he be seen in first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulwantsapint Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Would zlatan signing be keeganesque? Better or worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Which Fish'n Chip shop will he be seen in first? Saw him in KFC Millbrook this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 There's more chance of me marrying Cheryl Fernandez-whatsit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 There's more chance of me marrying Cheryl Fernandez-whatsit It'll be your turn eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Can you imagine that loons ego knocking around St Mary's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkboy Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 I can confirm, Zlatan IS coming!!!!!! Unfortunately it's Zlatan Muslimovic the Bosnian centre forward Sorry folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Seriously? Why do people bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Saw him in KFC Millbrook this evening. Was he wondering what happened to the Fighting Cocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 If I am right I am bagging ITK status, life time membership. I have been told by someone close to the Italian media and a Juventus s/t holder that Zlatan Ibrahimović has agreed a summer move to Southampton - on the basis of his exceptional relationship with Ronald at Ajax. Wage structure to be demolished in line with new TV revenue. If I am wrong hey who cares I loved hearing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 4 May, 2016 lol - love all of these responses. As a famous Geordie once said - Id love it, id bloody love it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobes8 Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 His boat was spotted at ocean village! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austsaint Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 There goes the Clubs "no dic-khead" policy then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Well, I have to say this thread has definitely cheered me up. Zlatan at Southampton would be hilarious just for bragging rights alone but it's never going to happen unless Katrina has decided to bust the FFP rules and say '**** it, I'll just buy in a load of CL level players and pay whatever fine they impose' +1 comedy gold thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrensup Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Grown men(and women) is all I'm saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 Not sure St Mary's or Staplewood dressing rooms are big enough to accommodate him, and his ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 It's fairly common knowledge that Zlatan wants one season in the Premier League before moving to the MLS. He will go to a club that plays in the Champions League and can realistically win the league, not for the team in 7th spot and potential Europa League qualifiers in Kazakhstan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 What's his re-sale value when he leaves us for Liverpool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 4 May, 2016 Share Posted 4 May, 2016 It's fairly common knowledge that Zlatan wants one season in the Premier League before moving to the MLS. He will go to a club that plays in the Champions League and can realistically win the league, not for the team in 7th spot and potential Europa League qualifiers in Kazakhstan. I think we could realistically win the league with Zlatan upfront Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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