Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 If I am right I am bagging ITK status, life time membership. I have been told by someone close to the Italian media and a Juventus s/t holder that Zlatan Ibrahimović has agreed a summer move to Southampton - on the basis of his exceptional relationship with Ronald at Ajax. Wage structure to be demolished in line with new TV revenue. If I am wrong hey who cares I loved hearing it.
niceandfriendly Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Ties in with something similar I heard but still sceptical
sotonist Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 This explains Pelle out rumours. It all makes sense now.
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Posted 4 May, 2016 Ties in with something similar I heard but still sceptical Care to elaborate ?
shurlock Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Is this like how we were getting Michael Owen in L1/NPC?
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 (edited) Source ....? Taxi Driver, Hairdresser or Bloke down the pub wearing a suit are the only believable options ;-) Edit .... Loose Lipped Estate Agents are good for a giggle as well. Edited 4 May, 2016 by ericofarabia
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Is this like how we were getting Michael Owen in L1/NPC? How many houses did he buy in Winchester in the end? That rumour cropped up about 3 years in a row!!
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Posted 4 May, 2016 Other than the blokes name, nothing more I can say. He is connected and just passed it on knowing I'm a Saints fan.
nta786 Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Funny because if we were to get Zlatan- it wouldn't be for him to play, I'd rather have him as the guy to attract other big names whilst keeping the ones in our club!!!
shurlock Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 How many houses did he buy in Winchester in the end? That rumour cropped up about 3 years in a row!! Don't forget all the horse stables either....
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Ties in with something similar I heard but still sceptical We can count on a Yellow and Blue away shirt next season then!! YAY
ericofarabia Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Funny because if we were to get Zlatan- it wouldn't be for him to play, I'd rather have him as the guy to attract other big names whilst keeping the ones in our club!!! So ... we are signing Messi as well. I'd heard a rumour but can't disclose my source, but it may have been me after too many Old Speckled Hens ;-)
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Posted 4 May, 2016 So ... we are signing Messi as well. I'd heard a rumour but can't disclose my source, but it may have been me after too many Old Speckled Hens ;-) As I say, that's all he told me .... Bull or not it seems interesting in theory
Faz Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 I wonder if the Club shop will let me exchange my Bierhoff shirt for a Zlatan one? Can't wait for his reaction this time round when his agent tells him Saints are interested. Probably have to wait for the next installment of his biography.
Stu Man Do Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Haha I wish but at a reported "wants 600k" wage and the fact he utterly dissed our interest in him in his book saying something like he was too good for Southampton I doubt it.
Saint Charlie Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Its more likely we will resign Jonno Quick as Mane's replacement than signing Zlatan. Juventus Season Tickets holders are usually ITK about other clubs though so its possible.
Pamplemousse Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Calling Monk and K,Billy's supersound to the main board
Lighthouse Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 I wish to declare my doubt in the validity of this suggestion.
explorer saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 If the odds of us signing him are 5000/1 I will put a quid on but that's all
sadoldgit Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Cant see a player coming to the end of his career and with a giant sized ego not going to a club playing CL football next season. He also has an Osvaldo type character. Still, on the plus side he has been accused of stamping on Lovren's head so he cant be all bad.
paulwantsapint Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Would zlatan signing be keeganesque? Better or worse?
Toomer Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Which Fish'n Chip shop will he be seen in first? Saw him in KFC Millbrook this evening.
S-Clarke Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 There's more chance of me marrying Cheryl Fernandez-whatsit
Lighthouse Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 There's more chance of me marrying Cheryl Fernandez-whatsit It'll be your turn eventually.
BadgerBadger Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Can you imagine that loons ego knocking around St Mary's?
Chalkboy Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 I can confirm, Zlatan IS coming!!!!!! Unfortunately it's Zlatan Muslimovic the Bosnian centre forward Sorry folks.
Lets B Avenue Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Saw him in KFC Millbrook this evening. Was he wondering what happened to the Fighting Cocks?
diggers Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 If I am right I am bagging ITK status, life time membership. I have been told by someone close to the Italian media and a Juventus s/t holder that Zlatan Ibrahimović has agreed a summer move to Southampton - on the basis of his exceptional relationship with Ronald at Ajax. Wage structure to be demolished in line with new TV revenue. If I am wrong hey who cares I loved hearing it.
Yorkshire Saint Posted 4 May, 2016 Author Posted 4 May, 2016 lol - love all of these responses. As a famous Geordie once said - Id love it, id bloody love it .....
Mr Biscuits Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Well, I have to say this thread has definitely cheered me up. Zlatan at Southampton would be hilarious just for bragging rights alone but it's never going to happen unless Katrina has decided to bust the FFP rules and say '**** it, I'll just buy in a load of CL level players and pay whatever fine they impose' +1 comedy gold thread
Badger Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 Not sure St Mary's or Staplewood dressing rooms are big enough to accommodate him, and his ego.
Pamplemousse Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 It's fairly common knowledge that Zlatan wants one season in the Premier League before moving to the MLS. He will go to a club that plays in the Champions League and can realistically win the league, not for the team in 7th spot and potential Europa League qualifiers in Kazakhstan.
doddisalegend Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 What's his re-sale value when he leaves us for Liverpool...
doddisalegend Posted 4 May, 2016 Posted 4 May, 2016 It's fairly common knowledge that Zlatan wants one season in the Premier League before moving to the MLS. He will go to a club that plays in the Champions League and can realistically win the league, not for the team in 7th spot and potential Europa League qualifiers in Kazakhstan. I think we could realistically win the league with Zlatan upfront
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