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Now this is a story all about how,

Our lives got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute,

Just sit right there,

I'll tell you how we became the princes of forum refresh stare.

 

In west quay shopping centre born and raised

On the twitter was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some bullcrap arguing with fools

When a couple of itks who were up to no good

Started making rumours in my neighborhood

I got one little sight and my eyes got snared

They said, "Saints are signing someone, left sided with flair"

 

I begged and pleaded with them day after day

But they sealed their lips and sent me on my way

They gave me a snippet and then gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well click it."

 

 

 

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Now this is a story all about how,

Our lives got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute,

Just sit right there,

I'll tell you how we became the princes of forum refresh stare.

 

In west quay shopping centre born and raised

On the twitter was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some bullcrap arguing with fools

When a couple of itks who were up to no good

Started making rumours in my neighborhood

I got one little sight and my eyes got snared

They said, "Saints are signing someone, left sided with flair"

 

I begged and pleaded with them day after day

But they sealed their lips and sent me on my way

They gave me a snippet and then gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well click it."

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Now this is a story all about how,

Our lives got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute,

Just sit right there,

I'll tell you how we became the princes of forum refresh stare.

 

In west quay shopping centre born and raised

On the twitter was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some bullcrap arguing with fools

When a couple of itks who were up to no good

Started making rumours in my neighborhood

I got one little sight and my eyes got snared

They said, "Saints are signing someone, left sided with flair"

 

I begged and pleaded with them day after day

But they sealed their lips and sent me on my way

They gave me a snippet and then gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well click it."

 

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Whoever the signing and new contract is, would appreciate the news announcements this morning so we can all get on with our lives and I may actually get some work done today

 

Nah, I'm OK. DIY paint stripping and surface preparation is dead boring anyway.

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Just can't see Depay rocking up to Staplewood in his custom Rolls Royce phantom, with his personalised 'M7' brand stitched into the seats fitting too well into our squad.

 

Hmm..

 

'Gracias Oriol'

- De nada

It's now your turn to let his tyres down, Shane

- Right you are..

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As a bit of light relief, I am ITK that a couple of players were issued club fines on our recent tour of Holland, caught by Puel breaking curfew out catching Pokemon. 10 points to anyone able to correctly guess the players in question...

 

Targett and Redmond.

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As a bit of light relief, I am ITK that a couple of players were issued club fines on our recent tour of Holland, caught by Puel breaking curfew out catching Pokemon. 10 points to anyone able to correctly guess the players in question...

 

Van Dijk and Bertrand

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As a bit of light relief, I am ITK that a couple of players were issued club fines on our recent tour of Holland, caught by Puel breaking curfew out catching Pokemon. 10 points to anyone able to correctly guess the players in question...

 

Not quite as controversial as Leicester's pre-season tour shenanigans from last season - But lets hope it has the same effect :D

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As a bit of light relief, I am ITK that a couple of players were issued club fines on our recent tour of Holland, caught by Puel breaking curfew out catching Pokemon. 10 points to anyone able to correctly guess the players in question...

 

Fine? For supposedly grown men out playing children's games it should be a sacking offence.

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Test match is on, which progresses at the pace akin to developments on this thread. So work, cricket on in the background, glance at cricket/this thread, nothing happening, work, glance at cricket/thread, nothing happening, work, etc

 

Even a test match progresses quicker than a Saints signing! Where is my pitchfork? I've had all I can take now! :-)

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I guess I can reveal he plays on the left side of attack without compromising too much.

 

Slow work day... So since Guan posted this a couple of nights ago, I've sorted out a list of players mentioned since his post above:

 

- Berahino

- Boufal

- Brandon Barker

- Bruma

- Castaignos

- Chadli

- Depay

- Felipe Anderson

- Gabbiadini

- Grealish

- Insigne

- Januzaj

- Marko Rog

- Mertens

- Muniain

- Odegaard

- Ounas

- Ox

- Praet

- Quincy Promes

- Quintero

- Rafa Silva

- Slimani

- Tello

- Ziyech

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As a bit of light relief, I am ITK that a couple of players were issued club fines on our recent tour of Holland, caught by Puel breaking curfew out catching Pokemon. 10 points to anyone able to correctly guess the players in question...

They were caught out in Holland poking what?

 

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Slow work day... So since Guan posted this a couple of nights ago, I've sorted out a list of players mentioned since his post above:

 

- Berahino

- Boufal

- Brandon Barker

- Bruma

- Castaignos

- Chadli

- Depay

- Felipe Anderson

- Gabbiadini

- Grealish

- Insigne

- Januzaj

- Marko Rog

- Mertens

- Muniain

- Odegaard

- Ounas

- Ox

- Praet

- Quincy Promes

- Quintero

- Rafa Silva

- Slimani

- Tello

- Ziyech

 

Good list of candidates but a reminder of what EBS1980 said on Sunday:

 

Just spent the evening with a couple where the husband works for a sports management agency.

Hopeful of a signing being completed this week, likely by Wednesday. Would be our most expensive in terms of transfer fee of the summer. Attacking player, who if they do as well for us as they have done for their current team then we will have another gem. I didn't know much about them (but had heard of them) but seems to fit our "signing type"

 

So, I think we can eliminate the more well known players from the list, i.e. the likes of Berahino, Depay, Januzaj and Oxlade-Chamberlain, for example.

 

:)

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Based on his press conference, Puel's laying the grounds for one huge backlash from the supporters if he doesn't quickly get the results. At least Pochettino via the translator was interesting and fun to watch. Just hope he can inspire the players better than he inspires me.

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Based on his press conference, Puel's laying the grounds for one huge backlash from the supporters if he doesn't quickly get the results. At least Pochettino via the translator was interesting and fun to watch. Just hope he can inspire the players better than he inspires me.

I didn't find it fun to watch, I thought it was boring listening to a manager speak a language I couldn't understand and wait for his gimp to translate. As long as the manager can inspire the players that is all that matters.

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