bridge too far Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 AND FINALLY Fans were surprised when health and safety chiefs put up signs at Southampton's FA Cup clash with Manchester United warning of "flying footballs". One Saints fan said: "The number of shots we've had this season, I don't think there's much danger of being hit by any of our players." (Daily Star) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/7812907.stm
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 Replace fan with Jan then you have your man !!
Marsdinho Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 that quote was lifted from this site....Im sure it was about the signs at the reading game. Still, I guess the national press think it would sound more interesting if you change READING to MAN UTD
Nadia Sllim Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 that quote was lifted from this site....Im sure it was about the signs at the reading game. Still, I guess the national press think it would sound more interesting if you change READING to MAN UTD I think you may be reading between the lines there?
Master Bates Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 I think you may be reading between the lines there? to?
saintrich Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 Hardly witty, seeing as we've had the most shots (and off target shots) in the division this season. We're more than likely to get hit by the players shots, especially McGoldricks.
Arizona Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 We are a laughing stock. Official. Don't you put that in hyena soup?
Johnny Bognor Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 AND FINALLY Fans were surprised when health and safety chiefs put up signs at Southampton's FA Cup clash with Manchester United warning of "flying footballs". One Saints fan said: "The number of shots we've had this season, I don't think there's much danger of being hit by any of our players." (Daily Star) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/7812907.stm I only thought you read the Guardian
bridge too far Posted 6 January, 2009 Author Posted 6 January, 2009 I only thought you read the Guardian I do - but I also read the BBC footie gossip column
Johnny Bognor Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 I do - but I also read the BBC footie gossip column I am sure they are as accurate and incisive as one another
bridge too far Posted 6 January, 2009 Author Posted 6 January, 2009 I am sure they are as accurate and incisive as one another The BBC gossip column only reports what is reported in the press. Clink on the link I provided and you'll see that.
John B Posted 6 January, 2009 Posted 6 January, 2009 A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The judge said to him "Why don't you want to live with your dad?" "Because he beats me" said the little boy. "Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge. Because she beats me aswell. "Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?" The little boy replied" I would like to live with Southampton FC, because they don't beat anyone!!"
Icey Saint Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 i think they also put a warning in the manure dressing room about a sniper that was roaming the stadium and may cause players to fall down for no reason
dubai_phil Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 i think they also put a warning in the manure dressing room about a sniper that was roaming the stadium and may cause players to fall down for no reason sprayed my Scotch on the keyboard - lol
saintwarwick Posted 7 January, 2009 Posted 7 January, 2009 Replace fan with Jan then you have your man !! You're a poet but didn't know it!
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