Caption Competition

[trousers]

[Saint-Armstrong]

What you wanna do is... get yourself Calum Davenport and Olivier Bernard and then...

[suewhistle]

Sod me, is this the only thread left open to comment on? I haven't read any of the other comments, but I've just come in from the pub via the cheap beer at the sailing club to say that is the the worst performance I've seen this season. Where to start? Did anyone have a half-decent game, let alone as a team?No wonder RK looked non-plussed.. No desire, no speed of thought, appalling passing, never kept possession, keeper indecisive, not a single 50/50 decision went our way. Buttocks!

[Pamplemousse]

I was the one 'oo discovered Austin at QPR, surely I deserve a cut of the transfer fee. In £50 notes and a brown envelope, cheers mush

[DT]

'when they get that rugby bloke in, then it's time to start worrying'

 

 

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[InvictaSaint]

RK: it's 5 Harry, 5 - 4 fingers, 1 thumb makes 5.

[John Boy Saint]

You're a triffic bloke Ronald, but I'm telling you, that you wouldn't be where you are today if it wasn't for me.

[hasper57saint]

An' awl them empty seats ain't my fault.

[Pilchards]

'I set up the deal and you get 5 grand in your back pocket.'

[The Cat]

Why is the post match thread locked?

[Saint Billy]

I tell you Ron, once you put on the helmet the Darth Vader look really works with the players.

[CB Saint]

To reallyget the press on your side, your should conduct your interviews through your car window.

[david in sweden]

I was the one 'oo discovered Austin at QPR, surely I deserve a cut of the transfer fee. In £50 notes and a brown envelope, cheers mush

 

a bit naughty ...but extremely funny

[Toomer]

You must be having a laugh do you think I am going to touch the hand that picks up Rosies sh1t.

[Hatch]

I've got this little video you can have for a fiver, I set up a web cam in Louises bathroom.

[mrfahaji]

"...so I told them I could barely write my own name!"

[trousers]

Why is the post match thread locked?

 

There were two post match threads and one of the mods merged them into one, but then inadvertently (it would seem) closed both down without realising.

[Special K]

"...only got 15 thou on the clock, genuine like, full leather, you Dutch like that so I 'ear. Runs lovely. Ten bags o' sand, cash mind, and she's yours. I'm cutting me own throat, Ron"

[Saint Billy]

When I said bung Harry, I meant the ball!

[Saint 76er]

 

Sure, it's a nice jacket Ronnie but I couldn't go more than a tenner, honest. Know what I mean like ...

[vince]

Shake their hands like this, Ron, especially the Judges..........

[jawillwill]

Ron: You're a ****. Please **** off.

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

 

Listen Ron, results are fine but you ain't a proper manager in this league until you're on camera leaning out yer car window on deadline day givin' an exclusive...

[martel]

 

Well you see Ron the transfer market can be a bit tricky, that's any transactions go through my dog's account.

[trousers]

Redknapp:"You're struggling to do well in cup competitions? You know where you're going wrong, don't you? You're trying to win them using players the club can afford. Listen, here's what I did in 2008..."

Edited 3 March, 2016 by trousers

[sadoldgit]

"F'sure, I'll be straight with ya Ronnie me old mucker. Ive been logging in on TSW as Captainchris and given ya pelters but slip me a monkey and I'll get off ya back."

[berkshiresaint]

It is true what they say Harry, your face really does look like a set of testicles.

[Secret Site Agent]

And the 10k disappears, and reappearsin the Mauritias bank account, just like that.

[Toadhall Saint]

What the **** is the silly old **** taking about

[jasonb]

 

You put the whole hand in, Ron, my twitch adds to the excitement so I'm told.

[DT]

 

"When you've had a playing career as triffic as mine was, then you can start talkin about management, my boy"

[Mutt Le Tiss]

"When you've had a playing career as triffic as mine was, then you can start talkin about management, my boy"

 

I'm telling you Ron, Quashie, Crouchie and Defoe are the future...

[The Corellian]

"Here's what you do Ron, first you buy yourself a dog......"