Bit harsh

[Jillyanne]

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm

 

Sorry if this has already been posted - had a quick scan and couldn't see it.

[JohnnyFartPants]

I bet old crispy **** regretted putting it about when he was on his death bed.

[Matt SFC]

errr no sounds fair to me. hopefully will go down for murder not get it changed to man slaughter. what a sik fick

[Jillyanne]

errr no sounds fair to me. hopefully will go down for murder not get it changed to man slaughter. what a sik fick

 

I meant harsh for her to act like that! I would just castrate my other half then cut his thumbs and little fingers off, after all whats the point in being with a bloke who has a burnt c)ck?

[Give it to Ron]

I meant harsh for her to act like that! I would just castrate my other half then cut his thumbs and little fingers off, after all whats the point in being with a bloke who has a burnt c)ck?

 

So who would get the lid off your sauce bottles?

[Jillyanne]

So who would get the lid off your sauce bottles?

 

 

Well as he works away a month at a time I have perfected the technique of running hot water on the lids, then they come off easily!

[JohnnyFartPants]

Well as he works away a month at a time I have perfected the technique of running hot water on the lids, then they come off easily!

 

Hot water is one method, gently tapping the side of the lid against a hard surface is another, then there is sliding a knife up the side of the lid and twisting it. There are probably more methods too, but what I would like a poll on is which method do the split @rses on here use to get their lids off when menfolk are absent

[Saint in Paradise]

We have a gadget which opens all sizes of lids from bottles and jars:D