Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2009 Share Posted 6 January, 2009 An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7812875.stm Sorry if this has already been posted - had a quick scan and couldn't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 6 January, 2009 Share Posted 6 January, 2009 I bet old crispy **** regretted putting it about when he was on his death bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt SFC Posted 6 January, 2009 Share Posted 6 January, 2009 errr no sounds fair to me. hopefully will go down for murder not get it changed to man slaughter. what a sik fick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2009 errr no sounds fair to me. hopefully will go down for murder not get it changed to man slaughter. what a sik fick I meant harsh for her to act like that! I would just castrate my other half then cut his thumbs and little fingers off, after all whats the point in being with a bloke who has a burnt c)ck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 6 January, 2009 Share Posted 6 January, 2009 I meant harsh for her to act like that! I would just castrate my other half then cut his thumbs and little fingers off, after all whats the point in being with a bloke who has a burnt c)ck? So who would get the lid off your sauce bottles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 6 January, 2009 So who would get the lid off your sauce bottles? Well as he works away a month at a time I have perfected the technique of running hot water on the lids, then they come off easily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 6 January, 2009 Share Posted 6 January, 2009 Well as he works away a month at a time I have perfected the technique of running hot water on the lids, then they come off easily! Hot water is one method, gently tapping the side of the lid against a hard surface is another, then there is sliding a knife up the side of the lid and twisting it. There are probably more methods too, but what I would like a poll on is which method do the split @rses on here use to get their lids off when menfolk are absent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 7 January, 2009 Share Posted 7 January, 2009 We have a gadget which opens all sizes of lids from bottles and jars:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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