Kingsland Red Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 (edited) It seems all clubs in the Premier League now sing the same songs from the Great Premier League Songbook, OWTS being probably the best example. When I found myself wandering home after the Clattenburg Show humming that Giroud / Payet song, to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus, I tried to get a Saints midfield / attacking player into it, but struggled - Classie, Romeu? It must be possible... We've got {player's surname} {player's full name} I just don't think you understand He's {team manager}'s man He's better than Zidane We've got {player's full name} Edited 8 February, 2016 by Kingsland Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowers-sfc Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 We've got van dijk, Virgil van dijk, I just don't think you understand, He's Ronald koemans man, He's better then Jaap stam, We've got Virgil van dijk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Bit **** copying someone else's song, and it's Ozil - not Giroud....rather we came up with something a bit more interesting than just copying West Ham's effort. Ideally not more of "Ooooooo {First Name} {Last Name}" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Charlie Austin fits that rather nicely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Why doesn't it mention Pom**y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Thought that was what they were singing, or rather along those lines. I can never hear properly which is fine. But singing about Payet, well, looking how he performed, I thought it was a little misplaced. But anything is better than "You're ****ing shiit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 We've got van dijk, Virgil van dijk, I just don't think you understand, He's Ronald koemans man, He's better then Jaap stam, We've got Virgil van dijk No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 We've got van dijk, Virgil van dijk, I just don't think you understand, He's Ronald koemans man, He's better then Jaap stam, We've got Virgil van dijk Well I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 We've got van dijk, Virgil van dijk, I just don't think you understand, He's Ronald koemans man, He's better then Jaap stam, We've got Virgil van dijk There was some singing this at arsenal and again v West Ham..reckon it's ok and better than nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Hate that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IQ Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 It seems all clubs in the Premier League now sing the same songs from the Great Premier League Songbook, OWTS being probably the best example. When I found myself wandering home after the Clattenburg Show humming that Giroud / Payet song, to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus, I tried to get a Saints midfield / attacking player into it, but struggled - Classie, Romeu? It must be possible... We've got {Clasie} {Jooordy Clasie} I just don't think you understand He's {Ronald Koeman}'s man He's better than Zidane We've got {Jordy Clasieeeee} Clasieeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 How about to the tune of "Martha Reeves & the Vandellas - Jimmy Mack" [h=1]Hey Jimmy, Jimmy, Oh Jimmy Mack, when are you comin' back. Jimmy, Jimmy, Oh Jimmy Mack, you better hurry back. [/h] My arms are missing you My lips feel the same way tooooo [h=1]I tried so hard to be true, like I promised to do. But this boy keeps comin' around, tryin' to wear my resistance down. Hey Jimmy, Jimmy, Oh Jimmy Mack, when are you comin' back. Jimmy, Jimmy, Oh Jimmy Mack, you better hurry back. Could change it to be about a Saints player if you wish but I reckon just stick with the original. [/h] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 9 February, 2016 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2016 My OP was as much about the standard songs rolled out by all clubs with little variety. i.e. almost every club sings OWTS these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 My OP was as much about the standard songs rolled out by all clubs with little variety. i.e. almost every club sings OWTS these days. Only us, Spurs, Stoke, Liverpool and Sunderland in my recent experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 11 February, 2016 Share Posted 11 February, 2016 (edited) West Ham have given Payet a 5 year contract on £125k a week. He's 29 in a month. Bloody hell... Edited 11 February, 2016 by JxgrSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJackoInHurworth Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 There are some classic songs that have surprisingly never been used as football anthems. For example 'I'll never fall in love again' by Dionne Warwick (also covered by Deacon Blue) has always struck me as a potentially great anti-West Ham song! It would go something like this: How does it feel to be West Ham, when Southampton come burst your bubbles? That's what you'll get for all your troubles - I'd never be a West Ham fan! (or... I'm following the SFC!) Or what about 'Come on Eileen!' by Dexy's Midnight Runners - that may have been used a little (though I'm not sure who was sung about) but it could be used so much more: 'Come on Clasie, Te-Loo-rah-eh, Come on Clasie, Te-loo-rah-eh,...' etc. or 'Ronald Koeman and Southampton, Ronald Koeman and Southampton,...' etc.) Other songs that could be good include: The Wall - Pink Floyd ('We don't need no Lionel Messi, We don't need no Ronaldo. We've got Charlie, Fonte, Van Dijk, we've got Koeman running the show, Hey Tottenham, leave our kids alone... all in all we're just the greatest team in Hampshire!..) Stay With Me - Sam Smith (replace the title words simply with 'Southampton' for example!) It Must Be Love - Madness (E.g. It must be Ryan Bertrand... nothing more, nothing less, Bertrand's the best!) I'm sure ether are loads more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 West Ham have given Payet a 5 year contract on £125k a week. He's 29 in a month. Bloody hell... Weak owners. He is 7 months through a 5 year contract, and they have bottled it as soon as his agent started making a noise. Thought he was fairly average against us, but good luck to him for having mugged off West Ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 There are some classic songs that have surprisingly never been used as football anthems. For example 'I'll never fall in love again' by Dionne Warwick (also covered by Deacon Blue) has always struck me as a potentially great anti-West Ham song! It would go something like this: How does it feel to be West Ham, when Southampton come burst your bubbles? That's what you'll get for all your troubles - I'd never be a West Ham fan! (or... I'm following the SFC!) Or what about 'Come on Eileen!' by Dexy's Midnight Runners - that may have been used a little (though I'm not sure who was sung about) but it could be used so much more: 'Come on Clasie, Te-Loo-rah-eh, Come on Clasie, Te-loo-rah-eh,...' etc. or 'Ronald Koeman and Southampton, Ronald Koeman and Southampton,...' etc.) Other songs that could be good include: The Wall - Pink Floyd ('We don't need no Lionel Messi, We don't need no Ronaldo. We've got Charlie, Fonte, Van Dijk, we've got Koeman running the show, Hey Tottenham, leave our kids alone... all in all we're just the greatest team in Hampshire!..) Stay With Me - Sam Smith (replace the title words simply with 'Southampton' for example!) It Must Be Love - Madness (E.g. It must be Ryan Bertrand... nothing more, nothing less, Bertrand's the best!) I'm sure ether are loads more! ha. would love to hear "hey, tottenham, leave our kids alone" being sung away at white hart lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 The "dance" song called Somebody to Love came on in a bar I was in before the Arsenal game - surprised it's not been turned into a football chant as I'm sure you could get a players name in there. ( ) Also...one which has been mooted over the last 18 months....."Mane's on fire, your defence is terrified Mane's on fire...nananananananana nananana nananana" (Freed from desire - ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathan Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 West Ham and Arsenal have stolen this song as well. Pretty sure I heard it sung by Hull fans at the KC about Paul Mcshane a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 Cardiff fans sang it about Malky Mckay as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 12 February, 2016 Share Posted 12 February, 2016 West Ham have given Payet a 5 year contract on £125k a week. He's 29 in a month. Bloody hell... I suppose I could squeak by on that if I cut down on the wifes groupon deals. Just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 13 February, 2016 Share Posted 13 February, 2016 Weak owners. He is 7 months through a 5 year contract, and they have bottled it as soon as his agent started making a noise. Thought he was fairly average against us, but good luck to him for having mugged off West Ham. Was apparently to fend off the Chinese interest. Agree ridiculous though and he might just turn out to be a Michu type one season wonder. Lots of bigger clubs have avoided because of attitude problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 13 February, 2016 Share Posted 13 February, 2016 Weak owners. He is 7 months through a 5 year contract, and they have bottled it as soon as his agent started making a noise. Thought he was fairly average against us, but good luck to him for having mugged off West Ham. "Brave investment in the team" I believe they call it. Something clueless, penny pinching skintflint Les and that money grabbing big German woman wouldn't know the first thing about. And boy are we reaping what they've sown now with our bargain basement tat replacements. #negativenetspend #whycantwebelikepalaceorsomething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IQ Posted 19 March, 2016 Share Posted 19 March, 2016 We've got Clasieeeeee, Jordy Clasieee, I Just don't think you understand, He's Ronald Koeman's man, The boy from Rotterdam, We've got Jordyyy Clasieeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 19 March, 2016 Share Posted 19 March, 2016 We've got Clasieeeeee, Jordy Clasieee, I Just don't think you understand, He's Ronald Koeman's man, The boy from Rotterdam, We've got Jordyyy Clasieeee. Unfortunately the Virgil Van Dijk version of this song has well and truly taken off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IQ Posted 19 March, 2016 Share Posted 19 March, 2016 Well I never, Think Clasie would be better. Also would work well with Mr Koeman We've got Koemaaaan Ronald Koemaaan I just don't think you understand He's Lezzy Reeds man He's better than Slaven We've got Ronald Koemaaan Sing that next time we play the Hammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekelund24 Posted 20 March, 2016 Share Posted 20 March, 2016 Victor Wanyama, works well with La Bamba Oh Victor Wanyama Oh Victor Wanyama He's a warrior, he's a warrior, he's a warrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 Guy who started this got a free season ticket. Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 Guy who started this got a free season ticket. Will Grigg's on fire, your defence is terrified that tune is coming to a ground near you. Loads of fans are singing it now Could hear it all round Plymouth city centre on sunday (Jamille Matt's on fire) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 that tune is coming to a ground near you. Loads of fans are singing it now Could hear it all round Plymouth city centre on sunday (Jamille Matt's on fire) Hopefully complete with dad dancing as in video. TBF catchy little number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 Hopefully complete with dad dancing as in video. TBF catchy little number Before the playoff game on sunday https://www.facebook.com/gary.miller.1253/posts/1183350611708952?pnref=story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 (edited) Jesus wept. From toons by a mulleted millionaire and father of an exhibitionist wrecking ball to the type of loved up tosh you'd probably hear in Heaven on a Friday night, what is the world coming to. Edited 17 May, 2016 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 So, thoughts on our Koeman chant to the tune of that "We love you" chant Palace have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 (edited) So, thoughts on our Koeman chant to the tune of that "We love you" chant Palace have? Our 'brightest and bestest' were singing that at WHL a few weeks ago (the chant at least, not sure if it was for Koeman). Edited 17 May, 2016 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 Obvious fit is Shane Long although we mustn't plagiarise must we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 So, thoughts on our Koeman chant to the tune of that "We love you" chant Palace have? Absolutely f*cking shocking, such a terrible song and i think it was started by that ***** in the stupid hat that seems to hang around anyone he can find at away games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 Hopefully complete with dad dancing as in video. TBF catchy little number Austin's on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 Absolutely f*cking shocking, such a terrible song and i think it was started by that ***** in the stupid hat that seems to hang around anyone he can find at away games. This the guy who sits in block 39? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 17 May, 2016 Share Posted 17 May, 2016 The title of this thread made me think of T.Rex's Metal Guru.... Ollie Giroud, scores a few (yeah yeah yeah) Ollie Giroud, scores a few (yeah yeah) We don't care when he has a mare (oh yeah) [repeat ad nauseum] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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