Mr Biscuits Posted 18 January, 2016 Posted 18 January, 2016 (edited) This song. We got Charlie Austin for 4mil, 4mil, 4mil We got Charlie Austin for 4mil, 4mil, 4mil It took a while but now he's here We got Charlie Austin for 4mil Don't care why cos now he's here So far the second first starts: Now you may covet Berahino But I can't think of a player to rhyme with Mondeo or Clio Edited 18 January, 2016 by Mr Biscuits
The Cat Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 My old man's a dustman His name is Charlie Austin, Southampton's goal machine And when you have all seen him play you'll know just what we mean He scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right And when he puts one in the net we'll celebrate all night
stevy777_x Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 How about to the tune of the yaya toure kolo toure song: Char-lie charlie charlie charlie charlieeee austiin!!!! Goa-lo goalo goalo goalo goaloooo machine!!! And repeat...
The Cat Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 How about to the tune of the yaya toure kolo toure song: Char-lie charlie charlie charlie charlieeee austiin!!!! Goa-lo goalo goalo goalo goaloooo machine!!! And repeat... No.
Saint_clark Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 My old man's a dustman His name is Charlie Austin, Southampton's goal machine And when you have all seen him play you'll know just what we mean He scores them with his left foot, he scores them with his right And when he puts one in the net we'll celebrate all night Works quite well to another tune as well, Pinball Wizard by the Who. With a couple of adjustments. His name is Charlie Austin, Southamptons goal machine, And when you see him play, You'll know just what i mean, There'll only be one outcome, when he gets on the ball, That lad Charlie Austin, he's gonna score a goal.
Toomer Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 To the tune of the old Ron Davies song His name is Charlie Austen He's the leader of the team The greatest centre forward that the world has ever seen You always can rely on him to score a vital goal And as for Linal Messi you can stick him up your hole La la etc
sotonjoe Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman: We love Charlie Austin We got him for a song, We could have bought 2 more of him For the same price as Shane Long. This.
buctootim Posted 19 January, 2016 Posted 19 January, 2016 The Austin Allegro. Could be hard to find words for it though. [video=youtube;RQJExT1OA-g]
Mutt Le Tiss Posted 20 January, 2016 Posted 20 January, 2016 Ronald Koeman's having a party' date=' bring your Mane, bring your Charlie![/quote'] This one is quality and would definitely catch on!
Spitz Posted 20 January, 2016 Posted 20 January, 2016 This. Very good, one I can actually imagine hearing/singing.
ringwood Posted 20 January, 2016 Posted 20 January, 2016 Heard this in the Northam today Charlie Austins havin a party Bring your Austin Bring your Charlie Simple and effective so it'll do. gets my vote, simply because the tune is so simple
aussiesaint20 Posted 22 January, 2016 Posted 22 January, 2016 A late entry from the days of Poch: What's it like to be Scousers. How's it feel to be poor. You sign Caulker* We sign Charlie Austin Charlie Austin Charlie Austin. Interchangeable with Lovren/Nivea boy.
tunit Posted 22 January, 2016 Posted 22 January, 2016 To the tune of 'Na na hey hey kiss him gooybye' by Steam Sha na na na, Sha na na na, hey hey hey, Charlie Austin. etc. Simple and easier to get much louder like the Tadic chant. Songs with lots of words to remember dont get loud enough imo.
Brizzie Saints Posted 22 January, 2016 Posted 22 January, 2016 Give the ball to charlie, he'll stick it in the net I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough Scores them with his right foot and scores them with his head I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough you cost 4 million which is daydream stuff Coz i can never get enough of you.
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 22 January, 2016 Posted 22 January, 2016 How about the extremely simplistic: Charlie Austin, Charlie Austin, Charlie Austin, Charlie Austin ...to the Tom Hark tune by the Piranhas. No chance of forgetting the words there! Does unfortunately conjure up memories of the Harry & Jim era...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2016 Posted 24 January, 2016 To the Pompey fan on a string tune (also willians for chelsea) I heard a story the other day, That Charlie Austin was on his way, He made the trip down to St Marys, He brought his goals and his dodgy knees, For four million, for four million, We got him for only four million. Repeat.
Dorch Saint Posted 24 January, 2016 Posted 24 January, 2016 To the tune of Arsenal's Ozil song We got Austin. Charlie Austin The premier league needs to understand. He Ronald Koemans man. He better than Bojan. (Could be changed for better) We got England's main man
Ewell Posted 24 January, 2016 Posted 24 January, 2016 You are my Austin, My Charlie Austin, You make me happy, when skies are grey, You'll never notice, how much I love you, please don't take my Charlie away. repeat.
Saint86 Posted 24 January, 2016 Posted 24 January, 2016 To sex Bomb, Char-Lie, Austin... He shoots with such aplomb! He is Southampton's goal machine!! Clap Clap Clap etc etc Char-lie Austin...... etc
stockportsaint Posted 24 January, 2016 Posted 24 January, 2016 To sex Bomb, Char-Lie, Austin... He shoots with such aplomb! He is Southampton's goal machine!! Clap Clap Clap etc etc Char-lie Austin...... etc "Aplomb" good luck with getting that sung... Me, I like the Koeman's party one, simple lyrics, good tune, and it praises the manager and two players at the same time.
The9 Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All indications are that "Charlie Austin's red and white, he hates Pompey" was the main one coming out of OT.
stockportsaint Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All indications are that "Charlie Austin's red and white, he hates Pompey" was the main one coming out of OT. It was. I was there. Not a big fan of it. Hope we manage to get a different one going. Some were also singing "Manchester's a sh1t-hole, I want to go home" This is wrong on three levels: 1) Manchester is quite definitely not a sh1t-hole - it's a pretty awesome place to live and work, and there's a lot going on all the time. 2) old Trafford isn't in Manchester - it's on the border of Trafford and Salford. City fans take great delight in pointing out that they're the only club in Manchester proper. 3) it doesn't scan -Manchester has one too many syllables to fit - Salford or Trafford would do the job much better, and wind up the Man U fans who don't enjoy what Man City jibes about being the only club in Manchester.
northam soul Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All indications are that "Charlie Austin's red and white, he hates Pompey" was the main one coming out of OT. [/quote I know but what else did you expect. It really must be stopped.
Appy Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All indications are that "Charlie Austin's red and white, he hates Pompey" was the main one coming out of OT. Not sure what you expect? Except the Lambert song we've always been fairly rubbish at songs.
Sour Mash Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All indications are that "Charlie Austin's red and white, he hates Pompey" was the main one coming out of OT. [/quote I know but what else did you expect. It really must be stopped. I thought it was fine, ticked the box of how good football songs catch on.
Monk Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 i think when he scores a hatrick at home to westham the song shoukd be .... Are you watching sullivan? Should he score against them something from the skeleton song( feel free to finish off) The tendons missing from the foot bone, The ligaments missing from the leg bone.
Pancake Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 If he scores v West Ham it has to be "Charlie Austin's worth 100k a week, 100k a week, 100k a week. Charlie Austin's worth 100k a week. How about Carroll?"
Saints foreva Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 I thought it was fine, ticked the box of how good football songs catch on. Agree. Could maybe do with a better line to replace the Pompey bit but the away end was rocking when that was being sung on Saturday.
Sparky_Mark Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 Agree. Could maybe do with a better line to replace the Pompey bit but the away end was rocking when that was being sung on Saturday. He's got one knee/poor old Juanmi
Ulrich van Gobbel Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 I'm sure a version of this has been suggested already so apoligies if that's the case.. I know this is Rickie's song but everyone knows the tune already and it fit's CA's name well: He stands just over six foot two - Charlie, Charlie! He beat United on debut - Charlie, Charlie! He scores them with his left or right, He loves to play in red and white, Charlie Austin Southampton's goal machine!
Griffo Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 Anyone that was at United and in that away end for the last 10 minutes with the Austin song booming round Old Trafford wouldn't be putting new suggestions up.
niceandfriendly Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 Anyone that was at United and in that away end for the last 10 minutes with the Austin song booming round Old Trafford wouldn't be putting new suggestions up. We get it, and it was also being sung against West Brom too... but why the Pompey reference? It's just an odd line and confirms our obsession with that utterly irrelevant club.
alehouseboys Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 "...he hates Porn Kings" maybe more appropriate. I get an angsty urge to jab in the ribs any **** that starts singing about those other ****s down the road.
Sour Mash Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 "...he hates Porn Kings" maybe more appropriate. I get an angsty urge to jab in the ribs any **** that starts singing about those other ****s down the road. That's pretty much our whole away end on Saturday then.
Griffo Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 We get it, and it was also being sung against West Brom too... but why the Pompey reference? It's just an odd line and confirms our obsession with that utterly irrelevant club. "...he hates Porn Kings" maybe more appropriate. I get an angsty urge to jab in the ribs any **** that starts singing about those other ****s down the road. What do you mean why Pompey? They're not an irrelevance and they never will be to us. I can't stand everything about them and that's not going to change just because their team is sh*t now is it? For some reason people want to try down play the rivalry which is one of the biggest in English football. Charlie Austin's red and white..
70's Mike Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 To the tune of the old Ron Davies song His name is Charlie Austen He's the leader of the team The greatest centre forward that the world has ever seen You always can rely on him to score a vital goal And as for Linal Messi you can stick him up your hole La la etc the old ones are the best
Golden Balls Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 I'm sure a version of this has been suggested already so apoligies if that's the case.. I know this is Rickie's song but everyone knows the tune already and it fit's CA's name well: He stands just over six foot two - Charlie, Charlie! He beat United on debut - Charlie, Charlie! He scores them with his left or right, He loves to play in red and white, Charlie Austin Southampton's goal machine! Like it
Appy Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 Anyone that was at United and in that away end for the last 10 minutes with the Austin song booming round Old Trafford wouldn't be putting new suggestions up. This.
Saint Fan CaM Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 I would have thought this was very obvious - apparently he had to sing 'Stand By Me' for his Saints 1st team initiation, so what about... When match-day has come, And St Mary's is not dark, And a win, is the only result we must see, No we won't be afraid, no we won't be afraid, Because Charlie Austin plays for Saints FC. So Charlie, Charlie score - for me, oh, Charlie Austin score for me, Won't you score, won't you score a goal for me. Got to be a winner surely?!
LGTL Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All these people who are trying to be song writers for Adele. A bunch of ****ed up football fans need something short and mostly to the point that sounds half decent and loud. Current one fits the bill.
Sour Mash Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All these people who are trying to be song writers for Adele. A bunch of ****ed up football fans need something short and mostly to the point that sounds half decent and loud. Current one fits the bill. Exactly that. Loudest we've been away from home all season singing that.
LaptopSaint Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 (Jason Puncheon sh1ts when he want tune...) He used to build walls He used to build wa-a-alls Charlie Austin He used to build walls.
The Cat Posted 25 January, 2016 Posted 25 January, 2016 All these people who are trying to be song writers for Adele. A bunch of ****ed up football fans need something short and mostly to the point that sounds half decent and loud. Current one fits the bill. I'd quite like to hear Adele sing something to the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman. Would make a change from the usual guff she comes out with.
Maggie May Posted 26 January, 2016 Posted 26 January, 2016 Austin is our striker His knickers smell of cod And when he's in the box He's as good as Ormerod Charlie, Charlie Charlie, Charlie Charlie Austin Kolo, kolo kolo, kolo kolo austin! Yaya, yaya yaya, Yaya hays Austin! Austin, Austin, Charlie Charlie Austin Gets the ball takes the **** Charlie Austin
Badger Posted 26 January, 2016 Posted 26 January, 2016 Austin is our striker His knickers smell of cod And when he's in the box He's as good as Ormerod Charlie, Charlie Charlie, Charlie Charlie Austin Kolo, kolo kolo, kolo kolo austin! Yaya, yaya yaya, Yaya hays Austin! Austin, Austin, Charlie Charlie Austin Gets the ball takes the **** Charlie Austin Not enough skate refeences in there though. What about: Oh Charlie, whoooah He's never been to Italy but he still f'kin hates Pompey...
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