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I had one this morning. I woke up raring to go to work on this pleasant Monday, and what I felt was going to be a lovely piece of morning thunder turned out to include some liquid.

 

In a strange way, I quite liked it.

 

Does anyone else rate wet farts??

Posted
No, I am not.

 

Nothing wrong with a good ol' bit of moisture to accompany an arse rumble!

 

Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle?;)

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Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle?;)

Errrrr. No.

 

:^o

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Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle?;)

 

Errrrr. No.

 

:^o

 

I reckon he's lying!

Posted

If I can't get a fart out, I manipulate my buttcheeks. Seems to work.

 

As for wet ones? I can't say I have a problem with them. The missus cleans my sh1tty pants anyway.

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