scott_saints Posted 5 January, 2009 Share Posted 5 January, 2009 I had one this morning. I woke up raring to go to work on this pleasant Monday, and what I felt was going to be a lovely piece of morning thunder turned out to include some liquid. In a strange way, I quite liked it. Does anyone else rate wet farts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwaySaint1 Posted 5 January, 2009 Share Posted 5 January, 2009 Scott are you 14? If not you need to get treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 5 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 5 January, 2009 Scott are you 14? If not you need to get treatment. No, I am not. Nothing wrong with a good ol' bit of moisture to accompany an arse rumble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 5 January, 2009 Share Posted 5 January, 2009 No, I am not. Nothing wrong with a good ol' bit of moisture to accompany an arse rumble! Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 5 January, 2009 Author Share Posted 5 January, 2009 Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle? Errrrr. No. :^o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 5 January, 2009 Share Posted 5 January, 2009 Sounds like you have been abusing your ring, You haven't by Any chance found that when you go out and get well lathered, You happen to wake up the next day with a Johny hanging half way out your bottle? Errrrr. No. :^o I reckon he's lying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 January, 2009 Share Posted 6 January, 2009 If I can't get a fart out, I manipulate my buttcheeks. Seems to work. As for wet ones? I can't say I have a problem with them. The missus cleans my sh1tty pants anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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