John Cool Posted 20 December, 2015 Share Posted 20 December, 2015 Following on from all the hype about Star Wars, I had some ideas for Saints-themed movies... Mané and Me A young African football star falls in love with his dog Saving Ryan Bertrand After a harrowing first twenty minutes, our hero comes good The Pellephant Man A handsome Italian footballer contracts a rare disease and wakes up one morning looking like Peter Crouch The Long Good Saturday Ireland international scores and has fun at the weekend The Good, the Bad and Le Tissier Adventure set in the wild West Ham penalty area any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 20 December, 2015 Share Posted 20 December, 2015 Saturday Night Fever - the state of this forum after a loss. Lord of the Rings - a documentary about Fabrice Fernandes Raging Bull - a film of a training session featuring Osvaldo and Fonte. Tora! Tora! Tora! - story of a Japanese player with a penchant for suicide backpasses. Schneiderlin's List - The story of a young man who was kept against his will at St Marys but managed to make a miraculous escape aided by a friendly Dutchman to a safe haven in Manchester The LukeShaw Redemption - a player moves for a huge amount of money, starts off badly but eventually comes good. WardProwse Now - the story of a journey into the heart of Hampshire to find the mythical King of The Dead Ball Situation. All Quite On The Southampton Front - fly on the wall documentary about the inability of the Southampton forwards to score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 December, 2015 Share Posted 20 December, 2015 Bring me the head of Dejan Lovren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkboy Posted 21 December, 2015 Share Posted 21 December, 2015 "I know what you did last Summer" - a story of obsession and stalking. Brendan Rogers' insane fixation with Southampton players leads to his eventual demise. A true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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