The Comprehensive Swear Filter Research Thread (NSFW. Or in general.)

[Danbert]

'Penis' is OK

 

Trouser snake, knob, cock, ****, John Thomas, Willy, phallus, member, manhood, dong, *****, chopper, todger

[Goatboy]

100% all-beef thermometer – ABD – Alabama black snake – anaconda – anal impaler – baby arm – baby maker – bald-headed yogurt slinger – baloney pony – BBC – BBD – big **** and the twins – big Italian salami – bird – bobby dangler – bologna pony – bone – boner – boom stick – bratwurst – broner – bud – cack – chap – choad – chode – chopper – chub – chubbie – chup – chut – cock – cock rocket – cornholer – cut – D – dangler – **** – **** smalls – ding – ding-a-ling – ding dong – dingis – dinker – dinky – dipstick – disco stick – doder – doinker – domepiece – dong – dork – D, the – D train – e-peen – general, two colonels – get it up – giggle stick – gut wrench – hard-on – head – helmet – hockey cocky – hog – hooded – hotdog – hung – jimmy – johnson – John Thomas – joystick – kielbasa – knob – lady boner – love muscle – love shaft – love stick – main vein – manhood – man muscle – master of ceremonies – meat popsicle – meat thermometer – member – middle leg – monster – Mr. Happy – Mr. Winky – ol' one-eye – one-eyed monster – one-eyed snake – one-eyed trouser snake – P – packer – patz – pecker – peen – pee pee – peeper – peeter – Peter – Ph.D – pickle – piece – pink tractor beam – plonker – pocket rocket – polaroid – pole – pop a chub – pork sword – ***** – pud – purple-headed soldier – purple headed solider man – purple-headed warrior – putz – rod – Russell the love muscle – salami – sausage – schlong – schlort – schmeckel – schwartz – sconge – shaft – shlittle – shlong – shrinkage – skin flute – steamin' semen roadway – stiffie – stiffy – tallywacker – tallywhacker – tally whacker – tent pole – thing – third leg – throbber – tonsil tickler – tool – tripod – trouser meat – trouser snake – tube steak – twig – unit – wang – ****** – ****ie – wee – weenie – wee wee – weiner – whang – whiskey **** – who who dilly – wiener – willie – willy – winky – wood – yogurt slinger – yoo-hoo – zubra

[Lighthouse]

 

That's.... comprehensive.

[unionhotel]

You've forgot beef bayonet.

[Goatboy]

You've forgot beef bayonet.

 

I was just getting warmed up.

[5string]

I was just getting warmed up.

 

'Zob' works in French, I believe.

[Whitey Grandad]

'Zob' works in French, I believe.

 

Schwanz for Germany.

[trousers]

This humour is almost as "embarrassing" as the Mars Bar furore.

[Goatboy]

This humour is almost as "embarrassing" as the Mars Bar furore.

 

Mars bar! There's another one!

[Jimmy_D]

Moving this here so we can use it to improve the swear filter in future...

 

[Goatboy]

Moving this here so we can use it to improve the swear filter in future...

 

 

Nutsacks

[Jonnyboy]

Smeggyturdballsacks

[Whitey Grandad]

Arsefart

[sadoldgit]

Fudgepacker

[Goatboy]

split kipper pasty

[Jonnyboy]

*****errific

[sadoldgit]

spunkbubble

[Goatboy]

cumguzzler

[sadoldgit]

knobjockey

[Dark Munster]

********

[buctootim]

********

 

pure filth

[sadoldgit]

fannybatter

[jjsaint]

Syphilitic lesions on my scrotal region have put quite the damper on my daily foray into onanism.

[Lighthouse]

Was it really necessary to update the thread title. Who exactly was sat there at work thinking, "A thread about swear words in TMS, I'll be sure to click on that with my boss standing behind me."

 

P.S. Tittysprinkles.

[sadoldgit]

beef curtains