saint97 Posted 7 September, 2015 Posted 7 September, 2015 @GalaEventsUK: CONFIRMED: An evening with @RonaldKoeman at the @GHSouthampton this December. Find out more here: http://t.co/miymtdHZUZ #SaintsFC Looks quite interesting... An evening with Ronald Koeman at the grand harbour hotel. Hosted by Sky Sports' Adam Leventhal. http://ow.ly/RTTCg
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 7 September, 2015 Posted 7 September, 2015 After seeing those images of Ronald and Erwin in drag, this could be anything...
Chalkboy Posted 7 September, 2015 Posted 7 September, 2015 With special guest, Sue Cook. Sue Cook has pulled out.
whelk Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 What a great chance to visit the iconic Grand Harbour Hotel
John Boy Saint Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 What a great chance to visit the iconic Grand Harbour Hotel Not forgetting for those wishing to stay the night they have a choice of over 200 rooms, many with a sea view........ standing on tiptoes
manina-pub Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope he uses "Daniel Levy" and "you can't" in the same sentence ....
spyinthesky Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Also, from the same organisers, a day at Windsor Races with one of our past (and least successful) manager's on 12 October £239 for the privilege compared to £90 for the Ronald Koeman evening However the ex manager in question will bring along the family pet to explain her part in her master's success and will also be available to offer advice on relatively complex financial matters and respond to texts and twitter feeds. No cats allowed though.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Sunday, bloody Sunday. Really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday. The kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday'.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope he uses "Daniel Levy" and "you can't" in the same sentence .... "You can't Alan"...
benjii Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 I might drive my Rover Vitesse Fastback to this event. It's the leather and walnut interior which really gives the car a premium feel and I think I'm right in saying that its mileage figures make it a class leader.
yellow&blue Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Sue Cook has pulled out. Bill Oddie is lined up as a replacement....
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Bill Oddie is lined up as a replacement.... Boddie, that's Bill Oddie. Oh I thought it was another rude one. What's rude about a body? ...tits.
Trumush Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope he uses "Daniel Levy" and "you can't" in the same sentence .... I would happily pay £90 to hear that one.
L_O_Z Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 "You can't Alan"... Is that what he meant as that's all I could think of when I read his post. "Well there's no need for that!"
yellow&blue Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 The day is also about fun. i happen to know there will be fun packs.... "I've got one here. Dropped it. It's all right. I've got a list. Here. It should contain a torch, a CurlyWurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a Bic-style razor and a copy of the Daily Express. Oooooh, it's a good paper....."
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Is that what he meant as that's all I could think of when I read his post. "Well there's no need for that!" I don't think so, hence why I had to say it - but yeah all I could think of as well
Torres Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 If you can't find the cash to pay for a ticket, just wander up the hotel and announce that you're an arsonist, with a big box of matches and ask to go in to set fire to the staff. The security there is terrible.
sambosa75 Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope Koeman books the function room under the name 'The Real IRA'.
James_O_Mac Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 "Sorry about that, slight technical hitch there. Couple of gremlins in the system. Ghosts in the machine, perhaps a metaphor for err... Good evening!"
L_O_Z Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 You guys are hilarious I thought it was just me and my mate who loved Alan Partridge
ant Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, please? So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records.
trousers Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Later we'll be taking dedications for anyone wrongly turned down for planning permission. Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? Fish, iron, rumour or war?
Miltonaggro Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 After seeing those images of Ronald and Erwin in drag' date=' this could be anything...[/quote'] I'm going!
whelk Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Restores my faith and refreshing antidote to the right wing migrant bashing
RedFear Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange?
malcolm waldron Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? A pipe of Pringles will suffice…..
benjii Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 Who invented the skip? I don't know who invented the bloody skip. Bobby Moore. I don't bloody know, do i? I'm just sick and tired of you slagging farmers off. Are you going to apologise to them all on your show?
Torres Posted 8 September, 2015 Posted 8 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? If not, they're available at Rawlinson's.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 Hands up! Give me all your petrol.
Chalkboy Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 A pipe of Pringles will suffice….. and a crescent of crisps.
hutch Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? There's nothing wrong with the chocolate. It's just a bit of superficial damage to the packaging.
James_O_Mac Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 There's nothing wrong with the chocolate. It's just a bit of superficial damage to the packaging. Has the chocolate been kept at room temperature? Because if so that has invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature it all congeals in to one big dark chocolate cricket ball.
sambosa75 Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 and a crescent of crisps. With a side clump of cress. Any time in the next 15 minutes...
L_O_Z Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 And a bag of minstrels Ooo... We all sweat don't we...
Ewell Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 He is gonna have a long trip to make from Holland after he takes the Dutch job once they are eliminated.
Cascadia Saint Posted 9 September, 2015 Posted 9 September, 2015 He didn't go straight in like, he bounced off a rock first.
VectisSaint Posted 10 September, 2015 Posted 10 September, 2015 He is gonna have a long trip to make from Holland after he takes the Dutch job once they are eliminated. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11700/9985114/ronald-koeman-not-in-line-to-become-new-netherlands-coach
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 September, 2015 Posted 10 September, 2015 Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It's one minute past seven, it's your show, you're responsible for the output, I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me. Take a look in your cone-tract. Fannies.
trousers Posted 10 September, 2015 Posted 10 September, 2015 People forget that traders require access to DIX....ONS! [vine]OYuMzu1Uzlw[/vine]
trousers Posted 10 September, 2015 Posted 10 September, 2015 You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go Lynn, you're never going to meet him.
diggers Posted 10 September, 2015 Posted 10 September, 2015 Sack Lynn for being unloyal, disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer...And sack her for being absolute idiot and inefficient,...Lynn can you call Bill Oddie...
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