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What a great chance to visit the iconic Grand Harbour Hotel

Not forgetting for those wishing to stay the night they have a choice of over 200 rooms, many with a sea view........ standing on tiptoes

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Also, from the same organisers, a day at Windsor Races with one of our past (and least successful) manager's on 12 October

 

£239 for the privilege compared to £90 for the Ronald Koeman evening

 

However the ex manager in question will bring along the family pet to explain her part in her master's success and will also be available to offer advice on relatively complex financial matters and respond to texts and twitter feeds.

 

No cats allowed though.

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I might drive my Rover Vitesse Fastback to this event.

 

It's the leather and walnut interior which really gives the car a premium feel and I think I'm right in saying that its mileage figures make it a class leader.

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"You can't Alan"...

Is that what he meant as that's all I could think of when I read his post.

 

"Well there's no need for that!" :lol:

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The day is also about fun. i happen to know there will be fun packs....

 

"I've got one here.

 

Dropped it.

 

It's all right.

 

I've got a list. Here.

 

It should contain a torch, a CurlyWurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a Bic-style razor and a copy of the Daily Express.

 

Oooooh, it's a good paper....."

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If you can't find the cash to pay for a ticket, just wander up the hotel and announce that you're an arsonist, with a big box of matches and ask to go in to set fire to the staff. The security there is terrible.

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Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, please? So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records.

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Later we'll be taking dedications for anyone wrongly turned down for planning permission. Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? Fish, iron, rumour or war?

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Who invented the skip?

 

I don't know who invented the bloody skip. Bobby Moore. I don't bloody know, do i?

 

I'm just sick and tired of you slagging farmers off. Are you going to apologise to them all on your show?

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any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange?

There's nothing wrong with the chocolate. It's just a bit of superficial damage to the packaging.

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There's nothing wrong with the chocolate. It's just a bit of superficial damage to the packaging.

 

Has the chocolate been kept at room temperature? Because if so that has invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature it all congeals in to one big dark chocolate cricket ball.

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Sack Lynn for being unloyal, disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer...And sack her for being absolute idiot and inefficient,...Lynn can you call Bill Oddie...

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