saint97 Posted 7 September, 2015 Share Posted 7 September, 2015 @GalaEventsUK: CONFIRMED: An evening with @RonaldKoeman at the @GHSouthampton this December. Find out more here: http://t.co/miymtdHZUZ #SaintsFC Looks quite interesting... An evening with Ronald Koeman at the grand harbour hotel. Hosted by Sky Sports' Adam Leventhal. http://ow.ly/RTTCg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 7 September, 2015 Share Posted 7 September, 2015 After seeing those images of Ronald and Erwin in drag, this could be anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 7 September, 2015 Share Posted 7 September, 2015 With special guest, Sue Cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkboy Posted 7 September, 2015 Share Posted 7 September, 2015 With special guest, Sue Cook. Sue Cook has pulled out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Sunday, bloody Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 What a great chance to visit the iconic Grand Harbour Hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 What a great chance to visit the iconic Grand Harbour Hotel Not forgetting for those wishing to stay the night they have a choice of over 200 rooms, many with a sea view........ standing on tiptoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manina-pub Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope he uses "Daniel Levy" and "you can't" in the same sentence .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Also, from the same organisers, a day at Windsor Races with one of our past (and least successful) manager's on 12 October £239 for the privilege compared to £90 for the Ronald Koeman evening However the ex manager in question will bring along the family pet to explain her part in her master's success and will also be available to offer advice on relatively complex financial matters and respond to texts and twitter feeds. No cats allowed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Sunday, bloody Sunday. Really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday. The kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope he uses "Daniel Levy" and "you can't" in the same sentence .... "You can't Alan"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 I might drive my Rover Vitesse Fastback to this event. It's the leather and walnut interior which really gives the car a premium feel and I think I'm right in saying that its mileage figures make it a class leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow&blue Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Sue Cook has pulled out. Bill Oddie is lined up as a replacement.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Bill Oddie is lined up as a replacement.... Boddie, that's Bill Oddie. Oh I thought it was another rude one. What's rude about a body? ...tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumush Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope he uses "Daniel Levy" and "you can't" in the same sentence .... I would happily pay £90 to hear that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_O_Z Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 "You can't Alan"... Is that what he meant as that's all I could think of when I read his post. "Well there's no need for that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellow&blue Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 The day is also about fun. i happen to know there will be fun packs.... "I've got one here. Dropped it. It's all right. I've got a list. Here. It should contain a torch, a CurlyWurly, a book of stamps, a free digital watch with denim strap, a vodka miniature, a Bic-style razor and a copy of the Daily Express. Oooooh, it's a good paper....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Is that what he meant as that's all I could think of when I read his post. "Well there's no need for that!" I don't think so, hence why I had to say it - but yeah all I could think of as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 If you can't find the cash to pay for a ticket, just wander up the hotel and announce that you're an arsonist, with a big box of matches and ask to go in to set fire to the staff. The security there is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 I hope Koeman books the function room under the name 'The Real IRA'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_O_Mac Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 "Sorry about that, slight technical hitch there. Couple of gremlins in the system. Ghosts in the machine, perhaps a metaphor for err... Good evening!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_O_Z Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 You guys are hilarious I thought it was just me and my mate who loved Alan Partridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, please? So that they can only be identified by reference to their dental records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Later we'll be taking dedications for anyone wrongly turned down for planning permission. Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? Fish, iron, rumour or war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 After seeing those images of Ronald and Erwin in drag' date=' this could be anything...[/quote'] I'm going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Who invented the skip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Restores my faith and refreshing antidote to the right wing migrant bashing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedFear Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcolm waldron Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? A pipe of Pringles will suffice….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 Who invented the skip? I don't know who invented the bloody skip. Bobby Moore. I don't bloody know, do i? I'm just sick and tired of you slagging farmers off. Are you going to apologise to them all on your show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 8 September, 2015 Share Posted 8 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? If not, they're available at Rawlinson's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 Hands up! Give me all your petrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkboy Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 A pipe of Pringles will suffice….. and a crescent of crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 any truth to the rumour each ticket comes with a shop-soiled chocolate orange? There's nothing wrong with the chocolate. It's just a bit of superficial damage to the packaging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_O_Mac Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 There's nothing wrong with the chocolate. It's just a bit of superficial damage to the packaging. Has the chocolate been kept at room temperature? Because if so that has invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature it all congeals in to one big dark chocolate cricket ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 and a crescent of crisps. With a side clump of cress. Any time in the next 15 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 I hope there no "sex people" there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 [vine]eDZZUVPVmYz[/vine] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_O_Z Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 And a bag of minstrels Ooo... We all sweat don't we... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewell Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 He is gonna have a long trip to make from Holland after he takes the Dutch job once they are eliminated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 9 September, 2015 Share Posted 9 September, 2015 He didn't go straight in like, he bounced off a rock first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 He is gonna have a long trip to make from Holland after he takes the Dutch job once they are eliminated. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11700/9985114/ronald-koeman-not-in-line-to-become-new-netherlands-coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It's one minute past seven, it's your show, you're responsible for the output, I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me. Take a look in your cone-tract. Fannies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 Get back in the lift Lynn!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 People forget that traders require access to DIX....ONS! [vine]OYuMzu1Uzlw[/vine] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go Lynn, you're never going to meet him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggers Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 Sack Lynn for being unloyal, disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer...And sack her for being absolute idiot and inefficient,...Lynn can you call Bill Oddie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 10 September, 2015 Share Posted 10 September, 2015 The boys are back in the barracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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